25th Hour. Make time on your calendar. You should be embarrassed you have not even watched it at this point. You are welcome.
Read it, don’t read it, I don’t care…just needed to get some things off my chest.
In no particular order of chronology or importance…
On the clock. Not an airplane rant. Not a speed version. I don’t want to spend my beautiful Sunday evening blogging the whole time, but technically I don’t have plans either. Let’s turn and burn.
EMAIL: mark_filler@hotmail.com
TWITTER: @Mark_Filler
CO-BLOGGER TWITTER: @gaberoyal
RSS FEED: http://thefillerbuster.com/?feed=rss
NOTE: To be alerted when a blog is released, scroll all the way to bottom of page and register.
- Greetings and salutations, people. Thanks for coming aboard (the boat).
- Has anyone seen my co-blogger? Has a country invaded Savannah, GA?
- JJ, pops.
- I admittedly went out for the afternoon since I started this blog as a file. My mood is different now. One sentence hooks. I want to blog and then still get off within an hour.
- JJ, still pops…actually MORE pops.
- B. You know who you are. You changed my mood today and my phone is on EVERY second of the day for you. Promise. I suck as a friend in a lot of ways, but I would surprise people of WHEN I become the best friend you can imagine.
- Eyeing my list…yup. One sentence per hook…sorry…this blog is an extension of my person…and I feel a little angry right now.
- You were the KING, Dean Smith.
- Sucked to wake up to that news…
- I watched the short preview of Furious 7 yesterday, and honestly saw five times in the PREVIEW where they could write off Paul Walker.
- That wasn’t rude….that was real.
- When the HELL does the movie “Focus” come out, as I am all in?
- Will Smith comeback while Tiger is just hacking courses up.
- Do not expect to leave the movie American Sniper in a good mood.
- I saw another preview, and Sean Penn…let me just be straight up…I want to BE him.
- If you have somehow lived in a bubble in the last few weeks, Google “will Farrell lip sync” and guarantee that you will roll off the couch.
- I want to be HIM too.
- I think I had more fun at Bingo lottery tickets than crosswords.
- My next hook as I will step down from, since…nevermind.
- Is Kingmen a remake of some Bond movie, and did they have to pick such a scarily hip young guy?
- I will get back to sports, but I just go by my list…sorry.
- Is Amare Stoudemire SERIOUSLY being bidded on?
- I still think Bourne Ultimatum is the best three quel of ALL TIME.
- I think it is funny that Chappie and Terminator are coming out at the same time.
- Think about it…machines with brains/taking over.
- Lindsey and I watched the Moby Dick remake preview and BOTH of us think it looks dumb.
- I American Sniper wins best picture, I might jump off a bridge…decent, good, but the dialogue was WEAK. Ain’t any classic war movie.
- Lindsey is happy that Serial made SNL, and I am still confused on how Serial is anything prominent.
- I am going by my list…lots of sports to come.
- The SNL Christmas Office Party skit almost made me fall off my couch.
- Bill Casper died at 83 and is the quietest 51 PGA winner of all time.
- Dean Smith died at 83.
- My mother taught me that things happen in three’s, and I am petrified if I am famous and 83 years old.
- Lindsey is younger than me, and the 40 year old anniversary is coming up for SNL, but aside from Belushi, I think JT is like 2 of the best episodes of all time.
- ESPN just played the Michaels “do you believe in miracles?” clip and I just got goosebumps.
- This will be unedited, and I know I use three dots a lot, but hopefully I am keeping to the one sentence structure.
- I am adding “25th Hour” to my BEST movies that no one has ever seen. Amazing movie. It has everything, and don’t watch it if you need constant action, comedy, or an obvious closure.
- Lindsey beats me at Scrabble 95% of the time, but I am proud to announce I won and was in control ALL Saturday night.
- I want to die a cool way, am not scared of the act itself, and want “My Way” by Frank Sinatra played when I bite the dust. Please note that. Seriously. It kind of bothers Lindsey how I talk about making sure I die in a “cool” way.
- I am an organizer and not a cleaner, and we had a cleaner come in house today for five hours to clean our place, and I am scared to poop.
- It smells magnificent.
- I think Valentine’s Day is the dumbest holiday of all time, Lindsey likes it, and last minute I just had two gift ideas that will make her cry next week.
- Very much an inside joke, folks.
- I am actually very, very romantic.
- Don’t judge the Clippers off their bad loss today against OKC, as it is obvious that Blake Griffin changes the ENTIRE game.
- Told you UF would give UK a run, and I still think UF blew it.
- But at least Mr. Hayter was in pain…ha.
- Oklahoma State beating KU is confusing, but KU WILL be in the Elite 8.
- The Cavs are very balanced, but losing my favorite college player, Justin Anderson, for 4-6 weeks, is MONSTROUS.
- They can still win, but let’s hope it is closer to 4 than SIX weeks.
- I just got sad writing those couple hooks.
- I am SO confused how Texas is so bipolar, and they have too much talent to be wasting away.
- I hear A.P is having beers with Maranovich right now.
- Think about it…it is THERE.
- Tonight, I once again don’t have time to post OK photos, but just know it is a very, very boring state.
- A scenic outlook is going over a hill.
- I don’t travel next week, and am SO glad.
- Not sure if Notre Dame even expected to be in game after pissing Duke off, but definitely didn’t expect the most efficient offensive team in nation to lose by 30.
- Hello, Texas, as Georgetown is JUST as confusing.
- I don’t think Nova will win more than two games in the tourney.
- I think I would still like Bill Simmons if he never went on camera.
- I think Baylor is the best high seed candidate to lose fist round.
- Say it to myself again…”don’t pick Gonzaga even though they look good as they have an experienced roster that could run the table but have played NO ONE.”
- I still won’t listen to myself…read my September blogs.
- I think that the Brady-truck-Butler issue is the most worthless story aside from SI putting the Hannah Davis story on the front page of a SPORTS wire.
- Well, maybe KIND of worthy. You decide.
- She is not MY FIANCEE (who is very pretty) or THIS, but:
- My fiancee is well aware I think S.J. is hot.
- I LOVE mock drafts.
- Chris Fowler is being replaced by Rece Davis, and someone tell me that they are NOT the same person…or at least look VERY similar.
- I went to look for a picture of THAT, and somehow found THIS.
- Yes, Euroleague, I LOVE the Jersey Cam.
- I took me a while to explain to Lindsey that $90 tickets for a Billy Joel concert is the best buy you can make in your life.
- I would like to go on record by saying that I would run a marathon if they allowed iPods or Shuffles.
- I am just using that as an excuse-I am transparent.
- I would like to go on record by saying Hubie Brownis the most brilliant man in basketball.
- I admit that he is kind of losing it though.
- I would like to admit that Shark Tank has my attention.
- I would just go on and know I was cool if Mark Cuban made an offer.
- I would like to admit that I get goosebumps when talking about Game of Thrones coming back and wondering WHEN I need to ask Lindsey WHEN we can start watching the earlier seasons to get us prepped up.
- If you have NOT watched GOT, start…NOW.
- I can’t say anymore, because I got Lindsey’s ‘rents into it, and I think they are still on season 2 or 3….slackers.
- JJ, if you are still with me, I will buy a bar tab for me and you to hang out sometime.
- JJ is younger than me, he is selling to professional athletics teams, I am jealous, but he is literally the dirtiest person on the phone I have ever heard.
- He sold an NFL team in one phone call (not aloud to say in social media).
- Dirty is my highest complement.
- They just played the Al Michaels “miracle” thing again. Goosebumps again.
- On Shark Tank, they had someone who had a rent a goat enterprise, and I almost rolled off the couch.
- I actually didn’t think it was a horrible idea.
- I think the Minions new movie will be epic.
- I chose the Minions photo with water…go figure.
- My girl has gotten me into cartoon movies.
- Transylvania one is the best.
- Well, except for the greatest EVER (thanks dad). Rikki Tiki Tavi. Aside from Rocky, it is who I am.
- I think this pizza trick video might be the most useful thing my girl has EVER sent me, especially since I have a “pizza stomach.”
- Ok. Couldn’t track down the video, but it involves cutting out the middle, and then realigning the rest of the pizza-noted.
- Keep reading, people, as pizza stomach came about a WHILE ago.
- She sent me the link, and I think the Double Down is weaker than the last three non healthy things that KFC has released.
- I eat unhealthy things on a regular basis.
- Yes, Mom, I got your “stop eating cheese” email, but I probably won’t listen…I am kind of like The Terminator of cheese.
- Stop phasing out the things I like at a grocery store, Safeway…powder ice tea, less fat parmesan, bacon provolone tomato sauce, chipotle cream cheese, etc.
- I admit to getting kind of hooked on Entourage.
- I am always four years late to everything.
- I admit to thinking CP3 getting fined is dumb.
- I admit to NEVER calling the Hawks over the Warriors, and STILL don’t believe in the Hawks.
- Have I mentioned that I had Davidson over Wisconsin in my bracket in that year?
- That is true, and one example why I watch EVERY college game possible before start caring.
- Remember, the Brow was a short guard when he learned basketball…dangerous.
- And then he grew like 8 inches.
- How did I NOT know that Incognito was going to Rex Ryan’s NEW team?
- I mean, why NOT?
- Someone who is short, white, and slow just passed LeBron on the Ohio HS scoring list.
- He is going to Duke. He looks Dukish.
- I truly believe after reading ONE story that the Mavs will pick up Amare.
- That ASU win over Arizona was a trap game if I have ever seen a trap game…damn me for being retired.
- I think I will be 70 and still reading about George Karl being in the running for NBA jobs.
- I smelled the OSU upset over KU, but chose UF over UK.
- I would like to add WVU into the most confusing college teams in the nation category.
- Hoyer says he will wait out the text probe to make a decision…state of the union…Brian Hoyer is pushing people around.
- Did Arkansas REALLY have to extend Bielema’s contract to 2020 right NOW?
- Just filling in the random number blog hook.
- Did Bruce Jenner PLAN on being questioned about being a girl AND getting unhurt in a three car accident?
- Suh wants to be a Seahawk…and not sure if the organic, pure Carroll nature of the team will agree with a stomp them out guy.
- Kind of funny that Mr. Perkins was next on my blog list.
- Make your own joke.
- I know some of you are younger, but I JUST had to tell Lindsey that the song in the background of the Rob Lowe commercials was St. Elmo’s Fire….ugghhh.
- I will admit it-he is one GOOD looking dude.
- Finally, did ANYONE else hear Dick Vitale confuse Hoos for Ho’s? Deadspin didn’t even pick it up. I would say more, but I plan on making a BUTT load in the Final Four on this shit. Virginia is for Lovers???? Virginia is for HO’S. Boom goes the dynamite. Dicky V said that Virginia loves its “ho’s” instead of “Hoos.”
- That is it. I hope you were entertained. As one shepherd said to the other shepherd, I am going to get the flock out of here.