8 days…it might be my theme until next weekend…

Quick one again.  Just a busy, busy week.  Randomized.  No hook, line, sinker. or river.

1.  Matt Bellassi is a very, very very funny man who can pull off drinking half a bottle of wine, not having an opener, saying the f word in a classy way every 20 seconds (I guess unlike Samuel Jackson but white and different), and using a MAC computer for a weak PPT presentation WITHOUT a mouse or clicker. Hilarious.
2. I was the DD, so I remember every topic.  “Why I will never be in a relationship.”  “Things I will never do FOR another person.”  “I am an asshole.”  And a closing that made me cry with his hatred of Harry Potter.
3. I have seen ten minutes total of Harry Potter films.
4. Basically, Avery in a gay man..  
5. Single guys, just saying.  There are secrets that need to be passed on to the younger folk.  Along with Yoga at Red Rocks (I would never do), plug in this guy as I was one of ten dudes in an audience of 300 people.  Much talent.
6. Mom, I deleted the f-word on the every other word of the above topics in his PPT presentation.  You are welcome.
7. If you go to the dinner place above Comedy Works, Lucy’s, and think that maybe their Mac N Cheese will be good because of the $12 lobster bisque, you are wrong.  Pedestrian.  Relax, people.  I am getting to sports in a second.  If you want someone just to roll into it, get your own blog or stop reading this one.
8. I do what I freaking want.
9. If the Red Sox and Orioles end up in the AL League Championship, we will have the best hitters of the year against the best HR hitters of the year.  I find that interesting.  NEXT!
10. Sorry, I wish I would have thought of the “next” thing before Matt.  
11. And he eliminates the heckler issue…if you make a sound, he just yells into the mic “f-YOU!”
12. Just as I was surprised that Bryce was IN the top 100, I was initially surprised that Jeter was outside the top 50 in the ESPN MLB rankings.  Then, I read who was 50-41 and nodded.
13. Still nodding.
14. And Harper hit one into the third deck because he read this…
15. Jeter was a WINNER, but not one of the best 50 PLAYERS.  I agree.
16. How are you feeling, state of North Carolina?”  Coach K disses you.  NBA ASG dissing you.  Get over your Bill 2.
17. So, the Celtics show every single move they used to beat the Cavs and Warriors at their home crib to Durant and then Durant goes to the Warriors.  I need a flow chart, but Crowder might be right in that was too much info.
18. I care, so you should.  Charles Barkley is a 6000:1 win this weekend in the American Century Championship for golf.  If you care, and I also do, everyone gets odds and Larry the Cable Guy is at 3000:1.  
19. I think the fact that more money is being thrown on Michigan than Bama for the football championship is less about talent and more about Harbaugh and the amount of Blue fans out there.
20. Sorry, Charlotte, you are a great city.  That dumb bill is killing us, and the ASG SHOULD be moved.
21. I was driving my lady home from Comedy Works last night and noticed a sign about driving safety and Pokemon.  Aliens, just take us now.
22. For reasons I can’t say in this blog, welcome back, boss.  Hope you are better, and I actually am excited for an opp review.
23. BL, AJ.  Don’t say you want MORE involved in my blog until you are on the subscriber list.  Bottom line.  Ben, what are the two things I hate about Cleveland?  $10 for each.  9am tomorrow (Friday).  Amit.  What is the player I use as an example of a “role” player?  $10.  9am tomorrow (Friday).  Come on.  Rudy doesn’t want to be more involved in my blog and he just wants prizes but he knows more about this blog than you do.  I am building something here. As U2 said, Without or without you….
24. Pretenders…
25. If you want to be partners, prove it.  No one will write on this blog until they believe what I am doing.  That list is presently Royal, Logan, Vince, Joseph, and Rudy.  Maybe JJ.
26. My wife commented on how high our Xcel bill was last month.  I said A) did you read last night’s blog? and B) do you see how happy our cat is in the open hot screen doorway?
27. Went to Humboldt tonight for HH with Lindsey’s rents (now you have to follow me on Instagram too…), and they have the second best burger in CO.  Justice Snow by a longshot #1.
28. 8 days until Bourne.
29. Lindsey is sick.  I don’t get sick.  There is a 15% chance I get it.  I have three things going for me.  A)  Immune system B) Immaturity C) Metabolism D) Badassness.
30. Ray Rice puts everything to charity for salary for a chance, and promises not to drag a girl out of an elevator within camera range.
31. Joseph, I missed the mailed card window. I will get you. Promise.
32. My intern is in Aspen.  No editing.  Sorry for grammatical errors.
33. Greg P.  You are on the subscriber list.  If you can tell me what my least favorite song in the entire world is, I will hand you $10 tomorrow.  9am 7/22.  $20 if you name the song, my least favorite band, AND my R&B goto karaeoke song.
34. Maggie, where did I live but not live during my time in the Northeast by Boston (you can give me either of two locations $5 9am 7/22) that made me know Boston…is just the best.
35. Erika.  $10.  7/22 Who is my favorite person at FWI?  Misleading…
36. Ralph.  Never mind.  You never answer anything, but congrats on selling something today.  Always a big move.  Now Lane just ignores me.
37. I think Avery MIGHT be Ayra.  Deep thoughts…
38. That’s it.  Will I blog tomorrow?  That is a CLOWN question, bro.  Peace.
39. Dammit.  I mentioned Rudy.  Rudy.  Name the letter in the alphabet that gives me chills related to Nebraska and my past.  This is a hard question.  $40.