All part of the plan. Everything is a test.

To be honest, I don’t feel like talking to you all today. I am watching Portugal-France and my head hurts a lot.

1.  Lee, read this blog.  I am over giving you cards (only guy who has in his mind the story of my escape from the Navy).
2. But then blacked out…thank you.
3. I am sad I missed Greg P. MC’ing the sales meeting the other day…one of my favorite guys.  
4. He lifts weights and has tatts.  He is tough.
5. Ross beat the HELL out of me at Centipede, and pretty sure he was still playing that game when I was killing Frogger.  Finally, got my swag back.  
6. I played Frogger and Zork whenever I went to hang with my Dad running the local TV station.
7. I think I am fully ready to put Ronaldo as my #4 man crush.  Good looking man.  Damon, JT, Brady, Ronaldo.  
8. Hoban doesn’t like pics, but…sorry.  Public.  
9. That’s not him, but found it funny that Google picked that up.  You are off the hook, Hoban.
10. Ross I am pretty sure is cooler presently than we all hope to be.  Had the pleasure of hanging out with him Saturday.  
11. Yes, pops, but I feel better than probably I would have if I went to my boss’s Bachelor Party.
12. Hell, I had to Google where they were going…and I thought I had been to all the strip clubs in Denver.  
13. That’s not him.  He is my boss.  But, that IS what pulled up on Google.  Wait.  Let me see what pulls up for me.  Be right back.  
14. Google yourself.  It is fun.  Prizes are coming, people.
15. I am too mature for that strip club shit.  
16. That was sarcastic.
17. Go figure that I take the biggest Dead fan into a Dead bar and they had “dead” time and only played Phish.
18. Phish is cool.  I am seeing them in one month.  My only problem with them is that…wait…probably shouldn’t say that in a public forum.  Nevermind.  
19. Lindsey was complaining about possibly not having a good time at her Steve-Jen Bachelorette Party and not knowing anyone, but then there was karaoke.  
20. She is sick at karaoke.
21. She has even beaten me at karaoke…which is beyond respectable.  I put on a SHOW.  She has the better voice though.  
22. Shit.  Superbad, Jurassic World, and The Siege are ALL on the same time.  What to do?  
23. Lindsey played Golden Tee with me tonight, and it might have been the greatest 30 minutes of my life.  She thinks shooting six over is bad for the first time.  Not true.  I shot a 10 over my first time.
24. Satellite Bar is my favorite place…ever.  
25. No, not ever, but just for the moment.
26. Portugal and France are in OT.  This is amazing.
27. I don’t know if you care, but Hoban beat Ross at foosball, and Ross scored a total of 4 goals in three games, two of them earned.
28. Hoban is the best foosball player I have seen in 20 years.  Line up.  I will put money on him.
29. What IF OKC kept James Harden years ago?  Just throwing that out there.
30. Damn you, KD, for JOINING the team that beat you. I hope Larry Bird, Magic Johnson, and Sir Charles ALL trip you in whatever hallway you see them in next.  
31. Harden might average 40 next year if Howard goes somewhere else with that pedestrian squad.
32. Andy Murray.  You are an incredible player.  The road was “plowed” for you, but that match was high quality and you beat a guy you will see again.  
33. I rarely mention first and last names, but I plan on becoming famous and reminding you about your subpar convo, Donald Suskind.
34. Weak.  Roomate in college my final year.  But, he DID get me into WSP.  
35. We need a pool.  It was hot today.
36. Kimbrel needing surgery is not a long term problem, but does block the incredible run the Sox offense is doing.
37. No, Pancho, I am not buying you a steak dinner.  Yes, Pancho, the jump shot you made on the 3 Friday was INCREDIBLE.
38. I can’t believe Portugal is winning this.
39. The Siege is #3 on my list of movies not enough people have seen.  Score, The Edge, then that.  Watching it right now.  
40. So, Lindsey and I are getting one or all of these: sloth, pig, porcupette, or penguin.  
41. My plan is to give her all those and get a Boerboel.  Leveraging.  Negotiating.  I want a Boerbol.
42. Bartenders, I was better than all of you for 14 years.  Just say “I will be with you in a moment,” and you make everyone happy.
43. I actually had to inform the bartender from Park & Co. that Justice Snow’s, Humboldt, and Highland Tap had better burger than them…marginally.  
44. Winter is HERE, biatches.
45. Sorry.  Just wanted to say that line.
46. Apparently, the Chowder Room has the best chowder in Denver.  First of all, I only respect crab cakes from MD and chowder from Boston, but I will give it a try.  K?  
47. I love karaoke, but am on the fence to whether I am bothered that someone I know took out a driving range in his basement for a karaoke machine.
48. Lesnar just jacked everything up in UFC.
49. Good job on taking that big “challenge,” Tate.
50. Silva’s loss should not be looked down on.  He had no time to prepare for a badass opponent.
51. Justin Gatlin…is still AROUND?
52. Lindsey thinks the NBA Summer League just started.  I informed her that they had the game on purpose  Remember when good players played and we cared about mixed doubles?  
53. The Tour de France may or may not be done..
54. (Chuckling) I am imagining Dave R at a strip club.  lol. 
55. That’s not him.  But it comes up on Google.
56. My boss tells me he beats everyone at pool.  See you soon, boss, and I will deflate all realities you have about pool.
57. Burritos with gravy on them are just better.
58. Seriously, a volcano erupted and killed penguins?  Was that real?
59. Ivan Lendl (Murray’s coach) was a BADASS.  
60. I mean not as cool as MY favorite tennis player, but still cool.  
61. 19 days until Bourne, and you are welcome to join me for my three day weekend of movie watching.  
62. That’s it for today.  Hope you either are more informed or are more informed.  Will I blog tomorrow?  That is a CLOWN question, bro.  Peace.
63. Waiting…
64. Gone yet?
65. Waiting?
66. No more pics.
67. OK.  Prizes.
68. We got rid of the subscription people.  $20 to anyone who can answer the following question.  Combine the scores of the greatest college basketball game of all time, and add the number of the final score of the best NFL game ever (biased).  Then, add the number of the total score of the best college football game.  What is the number?  $20.