Balance.

Read it, don’t read it, I don’t care…just needed to get some things off my chest.

In no particular order of chronology or importance…

On the clock.  No, it is not an airplane cast.  Saturday afternoon blog.  Semi-speed version.  Let’s turn and burn.

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DISCLAIMER:  This blog is sarcastic and is intended as harmless fun only.  This is not a blog for sensitive readers.  Know that any seemingly derogatory or abrasive statements are NOT MEANT AT ANY LEVEL OF SERIOUSNESS.  Read on ONLY after accepting the above statements.

1.  Greetings and salutations, people.  Thanks for coming aboard (the boat).  Watching OU-Houston and VERY scared of my wife right now-lol.  Told you all.  Heart attack.  Freaking read my blog.
2. Read the disclaimer, sensitive people.  Tired of BS.  Got something to say?  Get your own disclaimer and your own blog.
3. I will be quick.  One sentence hooks.  Watching this OU-Houston game.
4. CSU made CU look like the Seahawks.  But, as I make everything positive, at least we got to go to a bar without TV’s after.
5. Retrograde is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO awesome.  Ice cream store speak easy.  
6. I think I have goosebumps from this weekend and pretty confused what I did on Saturdays the last couple months.
7. Mack Brown was play by play on the CSU-CU game.  Too many jokes for both sides.
8. I wish this Kaep thing would vanish kind of like I might move if either Clinton or Trump are president.
9. I have made an important decision.  Greg, my wife is tired of hearing about you without knowing you.  You come out to a bar with me, I pay your tab.  No expiration date.  She is just really, really tired of hearing how much I like working with you.  
10. I am paying.  You don’t need the cash.  I just need your time, bro.
11. So, you are telling me right before the weekend of the biggest game of their lives against Bama, Masina and Hill rape a woman?  Stupid on about 143 levels.  Sick, sick people.
12. I think my life means something, and then I read how Tony Romo gets pub for texting a teammate “see you in the playoffs.”  Want to read MY texts for the last month?  I would make Romo look foolish.
13. Lindsey is going nuts.  You have no idea how scared I am three hours a week during their games.
14. Come on.  I want a second fantasy team.  Y’all scared?  One Arm Steve in the house.  $3 for anyone who gets me in a league.  
15. Buy the bar a drink for good karma.  Don’t worry about the money.  Try to do what I do and pick a time when most seats are empty.  I am not as dumb as you look.
16. I have made a “report template” for my blog and it makes my life much easier.
17. Go to Uptown.  Three more days, people.  See you on Monday at 11am if you are free.  
18. It would be better if Madison was hot.  Not.  
19. That Madison Keys comeback was…sorry mom…DOPE.
20. Bob, I never open any link sent to my phone.  Just email.  No reason why.  My brother has no idea I haven’t opened the last 25 links he has sent me.  That is how I roll.  My laptop is my weapon and my phone is just to A) call people B) text people C) go on ESPN D) Instagram everything
21. If I die tonight, just know that my last words were “Houston just went up 33-17.  Boomer Sooner.”
22. Lindsey is going crazy.  I can’t imagine what her dad is acting like now.
23. Seriously, going to hide sharp objects.  We might get a noise violation from Lindsey yelling at the TV.
24. You might watch who MAKES you team’s cuts.  My hobby is watching who gets cut and telling myself what round they went in what year.  I have so much useless knowledge.  And yes, I play trivia games against myself.  I usually lose.
25. That was kind of Yogi Berra like statement.  When you get to the fork in the road, take it.  Place is too busy so no one goes there anymore.  
26. Jon Lester’s complete game was cool.  Being 40 games over .500 and him only throwing 102 pitches was MORE cool.
27. Funniest text I have gotten months.  Drew, Lindsey’s bro.  “Did you know that 1 out of 3 Jeep Renegade owners are just as gay as the other two?”
28. HATE those cars.  Those “x’s” are dumb.  If you own one, buy a gun and…gray area… sorry.  
29. Hoban wrote on my blog list that Nebraska football doesn’t get enough blog coverage.  Considering you haven’t won more than 9 games since I started writing this blog, that is fair.  Get good.  We will talk.  If it is any consolation, I think that prick Tommy Frazier’s team might have been the best team in history.  And I like you and Marty.  
30. Holy shit.  That is a great photo, Marty.  It ALMOST looks like me and my Android took it.
31. Dude is the most sarcastic guy I have ever met who will be the best father of all time.
32. I don’t even know what that statement meant, but I just know he is a good dude.  Ok.  SIX people.
33. Ralph just texted me WHILE a Breakfast Club commercial was on.  I almost freaked out.  
34. LOVE Hoban and would take a freaking bullet for him…
35. Hold ON.  Wait.  Hold on.
36. That was serious.  So, I guess there are now 6 people I have to jump in front of a gun for.
37. If you have friends, can those friends TELL people when they have a really loud irritating laugh?  Was stuck in the pool room with “ha ha ha” laugh guy who wasn’t funny and not near as loveable as Double E and his volume.
38. Have I told you how excited I am college football is back?
39. Would you like me to name every college football and basketball champion since 1975?  No?  I can.
40. Would you like me to name every single Super Bowl winner, defeated team, and score?  No?  I can.
41. Do you get the feeling I have scratched the gray area for some bar fights?  I actually talk myself out of it each time or tell the person to go to alley and wait for me.  Plus, I am not a small dude.  I once talked down a guy from a fight by pulling the crane.  NOT a bogus story.  Technically, I did it the next week also, but I don’t want to overload you.  
42. I LOVE the Karate Kid.  Probably the theme now.  Dammit.
43. Houston just got a fumble recovery.  This might be my last blog.  I hope Lindsey kills me with that sword in a gladiator method.  I will miss you all.  
44. I really don’t care if you are entertained.  I am.
45. Crazy story.  I was talking with Ed and Wyatt last night (new friends).  They said “where can I get a good Philly cheesesteak?”  I said “there is a guy in Meridian Court…”  Ed said “Jerry?????????”  I said “yes.”
46. Get your best cheesesteak to go.  He will talk for an hour about how he imports his own bread from central South Street.
47. Philly in general sucks, but DAMN South Street needs to be on your bucket list.  Go to Jim’s.  I like that over Pat’s.  
48. Mr. Fine.  You are the best person on the phone I have ever heard, I learned everything I know from you and Ross, and nice talking with you today.  And yes, when I sign off, I am throwing $100 on FSU.
49. Ross says he reads this.  I think he is BS’ing me.  Tell you what.  3pm.  Favorite card in the deck for me.  To be tattoo.
50. Thanks, Hoban.  Four Roses bourbon IS one of the best I have ever had (Retrograde had it).
51. Yes, Hoban, I think if I was a girl, I would think that is the greatest first date ever.
52. I was informed last night that even though my #1 chick as far as celebrities is Scarlett, Hoban’s is “the chick from the Wendy’s commercial.”  
53. I think you are a very insecure man if you don’t have a man crush list.  By the way, Elizabeth, it doesn’t mean THAT.  It means I acknowledge another man’s good lookedness.  
54. I have experienced every natural disaster except a tidal wave and flood.  How do floods actually happen?  Isn’t the globe slightly round?  Aren’t hills combined with valleys”  I just don’t get it.  I don’t want to be IN a flood.  I just want to understand how it occurs.
55. Seriously, why wouldn’t ANYONE want to be a weatherman?  You can suck at your job, and no one cares.
56. If you haven’t seen the Weatherman movie with Cage, you are missing out.  But, if you don’t like that one, try the greatest Cage hidden treasure no one has seen.  Matchstick Men.  
57. And then watch Lord of War.
58. I am on my couch instead of Stoney’s because my wife…doesn’t handle hangovers very well.  I just pop out of bed and say “Next?”
59. He might be as fragile as Tony Romo, but LOVE the Sam Bradford-Vikings move.  HAD to make a move as their playoff window…is now.
60. I bought a beer for a guy in a Iowa muscle shirt.  I don’t NEED a thank you, but because he wore a muscle shirt and is from Iowa, I now hate all Iowa people.
61. Watch some of the US Open, Vince, even though you hate tennis.
62. I don’t understand hatred of tennis.  Athletic chess match.  And since I had the most lethal forehand on the east coast at one time, I assume you people hate it because you can’t play it.  Come out and play with me.  I will make you respect the game.  Wear a muscle shirt.
63. I admit to pouring so much hot sauce on things that I look like I am about to die.  But, just because my body can’t take it doesn’t mean I won’t continue to do it.
64. I feel like I need to tell you I finally got an actual existing intern.  Not a lie anymore.  Emmanuel.  He might even guest blog once I ramp him up.  Kramerica here we go.  I got him a studio on Sherman.  
65. I might even watch the UVA football game today…as this game MIGHT be the only game we win all year.
66. Buy someone a beer and always pay the toll for the person behind you.  It feels good.  I am a jackass, but my random acts of kindness far surpass 90% of the population.
67. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.  Steelers just made a trade (rare).  Justin Gilbert.  LOVE it.  Recognize your weakness and either get top flight talent or…just get lots of guys.  That is sarcasm people, and DR.
68. Houston is going to win.  I might be killed by my wife, but guessing that OU-Ohio State tickets just went down in price.  I am always on my toes.

Daily Reports…

FINANCES:  Bryan Szabatura owes me $40.  Hoban, I got you.  Everyone else is paid.  Yes, people you DO get paid on this thing.

VINCE’S SPANISH: 10%, in Vegas, and therefore will probably stay at 10% for the weekend.

STAKEHOLDERS: I think Chill subscribed and then unsubscribed.  Well, THAT is BS.  Did I say something wrong?  Hoban, your prize is now pulled.  Burrito cancelled.  So, here is what we do.  I am posting this thing at 2pm MTN.  Chris Hill, text me “sorry” and resubscribe by 3pm and you get $10.  Mosier, Fullen.  Since you are the most recent subscribers now, text me who I want to be QB of UGA by 3pm and you each get $5.

SOCIAL MEDIA: 481, 45.

PRIZES: Maggie, what is 3+2?  $20  3pm.  JJ.  What is my R&B goto karaoke song?  3pm $10.

TIME:  Greg, well, I pretty much am writing this the whole second half staying away from my Sooner wife.  Call it 1.2 hours door to door.  Offer is above and you should take advantage of it.  Bring Nate and Casey, although their tab is separate.

DAILY TRIVIA (sorry-Google is too powerful and you can look it up, so the daily prize has to be about…me):  Why did I change my Twitter handle to “justmarkfiller?”  Situation, event, and city required.  Let’s go $5 instead of $2.

WEEKEND SCHEDULE:  I am assuming hanging out with Rudy and Hoban won’t be BAD time.

That’s it.  Will I blog tomorrow?  That is a CLOWN question, bro.  Peace.

Whatever.  Life is too short.  If Ralph/ Rob K. texts me my favorite lifelong number by 3pm, I will pay him $20.  He won’t get the number.  And he doesn’t actually care.  He has probably lost $120 for not reading my blog.  He doesn’t read this.  So, this is like asking a question to the rocks in the Grand Canyon.