Catch of the Day.
HOOK:
“Trails.”
Happy trails to Simona Halep, really teasing us with being a tennis superstar. Well, not this time. See you at the US Open.
Happy trails HOPEFULLY to Germany in the women’s World Cup. You can love or hate Hope Solo, but the defense of the U.S. is why they are still in this thing, and she will get tested against the better team who has scored a ridiculous amount of goals in the tourney. It would be great if they got some offense tonight.
LINE:
“NBA.”
-The sky is blue, the grass is green, and the Bulls offered Jimmy Butler a max contract.
-The Cavs interest in Mike Dunleavy DOES solve a lot of wing/off guard/ shooting problems, but really in kind of a poor man’s version. He might fix stuff, but it is more plugging some holes than HIM winning them anything.
-Speaking of “poor man’s version,” yes, Scottie Pippen, you filled the stat sheet. EASY with calling yourself LeBron before there was a LeBron. Ride off into the sunset, bro.
-Someone STOP with the Calipari rumors, and someone tell the Kings that this is the second freaking time a change of coaching rumor has spilled WHILE you already have a coach.
-If Tim Duncan is recruiting you, I would say he is like EF Hutton and you should listen, LeMarcus.
-During the long holiday weekend, my objective is to at least get to HALF of the number of written blogs as the times that Luke Ridnour has been traded this season.
-Dude has multiple championships and plays in a great, sunny city. So, for you who are wondering WHY Dwyane Wade is opting out, it is because he has given the team back a deserved $27 million in possible salary in his career. He only has a few more years left to REALLY get paid somewhere.
Miscellaneous note that HAS to go under “Line.” Brett Favre says he can still play in the NFL. Even WITH his non unretiring disclaimer, I say “ugghhh.” Someone go scout out the high school fields in Louisiana if you are bored.
SINKER:
“FSU.”
I don’t care if he is the backup’s backup. FSU needs to reel in its players when this time during the WEEK their guys are punching girls in line waiting for drinks. Try and defend THIS one, guys.