Catch of the Day.

HOOK:

“Stop.”

I guess I am in the white and gold camp, don’t understand what is going on with this whole thing, think there are about 4 different pictures out there, would NOT know about it if my fiancee wouldn’t have showed me last night, and personally think it is more lavender and gold.  Stop this madness.

-The Cavs and Warriors MIGHT be a preamble to the NBA championship, and with Rose’s injury, we probably at least have 50% of the matchup clear (sorry, Atlanta).  I LOVE the Warriors squad, but still think that if 3 of the following 4 things stop happening, the Clippers might be good to go.

-Jordan getting dunked on

-Jordan missing a FT

-Jordan dunking on someone

-Jordan getting fouled

The third one is the one that can continue by the way.

-Rehab well, Derrick.  Make it FOUR weeks, please.

-I don’t care about progress and technology.  Don’t change the NFL combine drills.

-Just saying…Arkansas is playing at UK, but is playing really well right now.  I would tune in.  Easy for me because UVA plays at the same time.  The Flipper.

-Once again, thinking Rousey as she destroys everyone, but kind of rooting for Zingano.  Read the story, folks.  Denver chick who has been through a LOT.

– I am aware that Rousey has too MUCH longer ago.  Come on.  Any chick in that career path has to be pissed at SOMETHING.

-If I am on the Pacers, I am not going anywhere until seeing in March how Paul George looks.  They are 11 off of .500, meaning in the East you are a game or two out of the playoffs.

LINE:

“Crapshoot.”

Best NBA MVP race in YEARS.  Harden, Curry, LeBron, Westbrook.  They are making the NBA relevant again to non basketball followers.

-I would like an app that tells me when Bill Walton and Hubie Brown are announcing a game.  Why isn’t there more visibility into this?  Am I the only person who cares?  Call the app “Elevated.”

-One week The Zenmaster writes weird tweets.  This week, he might get docked for talking about a college prospect.  Things happen in three’s, Phil, or are we counting this debacle of a season as the third thing.

-Manny Pacquiao is right now as we speak recording his entrance music himself.

-I was watching Sharktank, and very surprised that the Boobypack has not been invented yet.  I am not a girl, but it seems pretty useful.

-That show is really depressing in the way that 50% of the time I am like “why didn’t I think of that?”

-After reading that Greg Hardy was the only Panther to attend a funeral for one of DeAngelo Williams’s family members, I hate him a little less.

-I REALLY like Giancarlo’s new G batting helmet even though I know it was also for protection.  

SINKER:

“Cut.”

Rory might miss it this weekend (weather delayed Saturday round still to play), and I guess we can squash rumors of him doing a early 2000’s like run like Tiger back in the day.  He might have been sleeping with Perkins chicks, but missing the cut for him was like seeing a lunar eclipse.  

-Kevin Stallings has been coaching for way too long to be berating a player in the public eye.  I was an officer in the Navy (how I have gotten to where I am is neither here nor there), and the rule of thumb of being a manager is this.  Praise in public.  Berate in private.

-So, Michael Sam is being invited on Dancing with the Stars AND being invited to the veteran combine?  I hope things don’t happen in three’s.

-Hey, Ray Allen.  We don’t care which teams you will NOT go to IF you return.  Just tell us if you are coming back.  You are the greatest shooter ever, but you are old and not THAT special.

-Ravens cut Canty, Cards cut Dockett, and Falcons cut Jackson.  WOW, the new NFL economy leaves some big names out to dry.

-We are all used to the Spurs streaking at this time of year, so this semi-skidding is very surprising.  Lost 4 now.

-I noticed that the Big 12 “reprimanded” KSU, but didn’t catch HOW they were punished.

-____________ rules in favor of Adrian Peterson is a sinker.

-Michael Beasley is BACK if anyone cares.  Blood clots for big men give this loser with a great, athletic body and no brain another shot.

-Hernandez update only read from the wire: texts missing, hit bar, smoked pot.  Got it.

-Were we ever worried that Josh McCown would NOT get a new job in this QB depleted NFL world where most of the good ones are aging?

-I admit to not reading the whole Dez Bryant-parking lot-2011 article because I didn’t care.

-I plan on celebrating my 60th birthday by asking people at the party where Jaromir Jagr is presently playing.

That is all for today.  Peace.