Confusion.

No blog template today.  Quick one actually started DURING the Steelers game (we look that bad).

1.  Going into a home night game at LSU is not easy ANY year.  Pitching a shutout is very impressive.  Bama is very, very real, and their young QB is just getting more experienced every single game.  If you were to get them, you would have had to get them early.  
2. The Big 12 is horrible.
3. I don’t know about you, but my dream CFP matchup at this point is Bama-Michigan, with curiosity about Washington, and not minding Clemson in a rematch.
4. Every time I see Shutter Island, I still think I am confused at the end of the movie.  Not Memento or Inception confused.  But still confused.  
5. Well, you had a nice run before reality hit, Huskers.
6. Yes, I posted a picture of a cat on my Facebook timeline.  Yes, I think I could have sold it to Hallmark for a million.  
7. Amy Schumer is really, really good in her standup.  I went in with lower expectations, and was very impressed.  I would say the only thing that surprised me was a couple people around me who were offended by some of her jokes.  What the HELL did you expect?  Yes, she makes Inside Amy Schumer look like Finding Nemo.  
8. I could give you a couple joke examples, but my mother occasionally reads this, and those joke examples would go WAY beyond “gray area.”  
9. Any dirty thought that can pop in your mind…she talked about.  Trust me.  Everything.
10. The David S. Pumpkins skit by Tom Hanks on SNL is very, very, very funny.  
11. I look forward to shaving later so I can go to work tomorrow with my very, very bad mustache.
12. So, I guess a moment of silence for my blog subscribers, who are back to not receiving notifications.  This is like traffic on a highway.  Hold on (ha-makes me thing of Hoban).  Stay with me.  When I am in bumper to bumper traffic, I need a reason.  I need resolution.  I need a broken down car or accident.  With this subscriber thing, I think I would have been happier if they NEVER received anything.  They got one notification.  That means it worked one day.  I have no resolution as to why everything changed.  Confused.  Memento confused.
13. Wait, you have never seen the movie, Memento?  Really?  Talk about a good movie that you lose sleep trying to figure out what the hell happened… Go watch it.  Stop reading this.  Seriously.  It is a short movie too.
14. Truly.  I have a theory about the black and white and color scenes that I think holds water.
15. We had a Groupon to III Forks the other night.  Horrible service, so glad we had a $9 check (I got us comped drinks because of the service).  But, what I can’t wrap my head around is how there was a SIDE of lobster mac and cheese for TWENTY bucks.  $20.  Probably the first time I didn’t order mac and cheese when I had the chance.  I better watch the lobster die on my table and have the cheese cooked like a fondue restaurant if I am paying $20 for a SIDE.
16. The Steelers look absolutely horrible.  Seems like a long time since I was pumped that Big Ben was starting.
17. I don’t remember an election year where people voting for either person literally can have a list of 1000 things to make fun of the other person for.  Fair fight.
18. Wait.  Tomorrow is the SNL election special, right?  Alec Baldwin is SOOOOOO perfect as Trump.  I almost want him elected just FOR that.  
19. I got KILLED in my betting yesterday, but my system of balancing big bets and parlays is working.  Hit one parlay and a big over (thanks Michigan) to somehow go even for the day.
20. Intern Doug HAS to be on a flight back to Denver by now, right?  Not edited.  Sorry for grammatical errors.
21. Holy SHIT.  Big Ben ALMOST pulled the Remember the Titans QB move.  Almost.  Damn.  Memento was going to be the theme.  Theme idea has company.
22. Yes, I came home and cooked spaghetti with shredded cheese and Velveeta on it.  And hot sauce.
23. Steelers are making a run at this, and although Lindsey and I got into a mild squabble because I passed on the family event today, I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOO glad I am on my couch all by myself without outside comments.
24. I am actually unable to tell you what I did AFTER the Schumer show last night.
25. Let’s just say I was mad I forgot my passes.
26. Holy SHIT.  Detroit and Minnesota just magically went into OT.  Wow, there is some serious action going on right now.
27. I think Greg P. is one of my favorite people out there.  Not only do I want to see him sell the shit out of our software, but I want to throw a lot more beers back with him.  
28. I know you are saying no, Chip Kelly, but go back to college.  Many, many college coaches have experimented with pro, failed, and then gone on to win many, many games back in college.
29. Coates drops a LOT of balls.
30. I am playing Cerk at fantasy this week.  Palmer.  Bye.  Gronk.  Bye.  Blount.  Bye.  You better get me, bro.  THIS would be my down week.
31. Anyone NOT on Lyft?  I got 5 $50 coupons on me from last night.  $50.  If you don’t have the Lyft app, you are pretty much telling me that you don’t need $50.  Must be nice.
32. If you get a chance to go see the band Wonderlic, TAKE it.  Great band.
33. You know if I am telling you about it that it probably is jammy, groovy, and fun.
34. So, I had a chance to pick up Eli Manning up in fantasy this week.  I passed (no pun intended).
35. Hope the Cruz injury isn’t too bad.  That dude is having a Tracy McGrady career with his injuries.
36. Yes, Oakland, you need to sign up Carr for more years…yesterday.
37. If you are not impressed with what Penn State is doing this year AND this past week, then…well…there is something wrong with you.
38. Listen, if I could have proposed with the World Series trophy in hand, I would have done it.  Good job, you lucky couple.  
39. I just watched the ejection in the Browns-Cowboys game.  One team might go to the Super Bowl, and the other might not win a game.  Confused (not Memento confused) as to why they are fighting.
40. When I say this is unedited, I still probably will go back and add some pics.
41. Useless stat.  Tell your friends.  The Ravens, after this win today in this fierce rivalry, have quietly won 4 straight against the Steelers.
42. I love boxing more than most people.  I still don’t care too much that Floyd was ringside last night.
43. Ha.  Looks like the Lions pulled it out.  Not only THAT, but Stafford threw to Tate to win it.  Whoops.  Fantasy bliss.
44. The cats are napping I guess.  Either that, or Jackson has finally destroyed Charlee.  I can’t watch them all the time.  Just get along says #twocatmark
45. During adding pics, please go watch the Steelers onside kick attempt.  Ugghhh.  Swing and a miss.
46. Before any of my guy friends say who is THAT, I would like you to know she is cooler than all of us, and therefore I don’t try and set up anyone with her.  Too cool, bros.  Sorry.  
47. We totally got photo bombed.  
48. Schumer and the only time we could take pics.  
49. The crowd before.  
50. That’s it for today.  Hope you enjoyed or are at least more informed.  Will I blog tomorrow?  That is a CLOWN question, bro.  Peace.