Detention.

Read it, don’t read it, I don’t care…just needed to get some things off my chest.

In no particular order of chronology or importance…

On the clock.  No, it is not an airplane cast.  Monday afternoon blog.  Semi-speed version.  Let’s turn and burn.

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• Greetings and salutations, people. Thanks for coming aboard (the boat).  Happy Labor Day.  Let’s move.  Getting weird tonight.  No numbers.
• 6 mintes until FSU. I have money on FSU.  One sentence hooks as I am in a rush but, as usual, lots to stay.
• Lindsey just figured out the reason I let her watch Snapped and Maury earlier was to clear the TV and my couch for this game.
• Huskers bars make me jealous my school wasn’t a football school. Powerful, polite, knowledgeable, and my ex wasn’t there.  All positive.  Kind of like watching a Red Sox or Pats game.  Those are fans I have the most respect for.  $5 to Baxter if her tells me my favorite trivia question about Tom Brady by 9pm tonight.  College.
• First of all, I was the best bartender. Second of all, this guy is still slinging drinks and is the only guy I would say is better.  AND, he works at an adjective-animal bar.  Gigglin’ Griz.  
• The scary thing about Houston’s win over OU was NOT that Houston won. It is more about that they SHOULD have won 40-17.
• Lindsey’s dad just sent an email about not going to Ohio State game. Jesus, people.  I live with someone who thinks the game is over in the first quarter.  I can’t take negative people.  Here is the deal, you idiots.  OU runs the table.  OSU loses a close one in Norman and runs the table.  And possibly, Houston, OU, AND OSU all end up in the playoff.  I am SO tired of being the uplifting guy.  Still going to Norman and will text 1000 people when they win.  
• There was an Auburn fan at the Braska bar Saturday. I didn’t want to interrupt Hoban though to speak to anyone.  
• On editing, my wife told me she knew Ole Miss would win.  Well, that would have been much needed info.  On editing also, FSU just cut it to two score game by halftime.
• I write this, and UVA lost to Richmond at HOME. Insert Fillerbuster-UVA joke about now.
• Marty never showed up at the Huskers bar. I know he has a kid. Wish I would have met him before the kid.
• This is Hoban picking up my wife.  
• That is the happiest picture you will see of my wife as her team lost to Houston.
• I didn’t play GTee this weekend.  Sad.
• I love my Jack Lambert T-shirt Lindsey bought me. He was a man among boys.  
• You take whatever linebacker you want.  I got this guy.
• I have figured out marriage. When you say I do, they love you for all of your oddities. When you get married, they use the leverage of being your wife and try to slowly curtail the more irritating oddities that they initially loved.  I recognize and will fight the power, or will just submit and become apathetic and add to marriage jokes.  Still very happy of course, but starting to realize some stuff…
• Mosier, $5 if you tell me the most famous UVA QB by 9pm tonight.
• I forgot how great the Screaming Mimi was at Water World.  
• I still think the Led Zeppelin cover band was my favorite part of the weekend.  
• I KNOW the highlight definitely was NOT the guy at Uptown playing TWO Eagles songs in three hours.  I HATE the Eagles.
• Yes, I irritated everyone around me in singing End of the Road and Motown Philly at the top of my lungs Saturday.  I may or may not have sounded better.
• I think after FSU wins by 6.5 points, I will bet any amount of money on how I can beat more deviled eggs than you in 5 minutes.  
• Lambeau or not. STILL can’t believe LSU not only didn’t cover spread, but lost. I like Les Miles.  Fire that guy.  Best recruiting classes NOT winning a title.
• If Mark Sanchez doesn’t think he has his shot ever in life and doesn’t think it is now in a perfect situation, I don’t know WHEN he thinks it will happen.  PERFECT situation right now in a football crazy town.
• You can think what you want. I will say THIS. Bradford and the Vikings make the playoffs, and beat Seattle IN Seattle after the wildcard round.
• Clemson is the one team that didn’t need to win pretty. Going to Auburn is tough any year.  Just getting that 19-13 win was enough.
• Kaep is enjoying elevated jersey sales while losing his starting job. Brilliant kneel.
• I tried to take a nap Saturday, but then 5pm came. Naps lose their meaning to me after 5pm.
• I can be absolutely exhausted.  My body just wakes up without an alarm.
• I wonder what is the latest round tomorrow that I can pick Tom Brady and still get him. I plan on testing it. He has treated me so well in fantasy.
• And of course I will get the Steelers defense.  You CAN get your own’s defense.  It is allowed.  You are not rooting for a run on 3rd and 24.  You are just rooting to stop the other team.
• I am not even a fan, and had money on it but don’t care. I am glad Charlie Strong won that game against Notre Dame. BIG win.
• Dockers have a “jean cut khaki?” I am interested.
• Tomorrow is the first time I can wear long pants in two weeks because of an alpine slide in WP.
• Pretty sure Nadal should retire. He needs to. If you force a fifth set against a French unknown, you need to close the deal.  French Open or not.  This is painful.  Your welcome was unreal in France.  Get out while I still view you as a legend.
• So, a kicker from Nebraska gets honored at a game and his family’s home gets robbed? Come on, people.  You don’t have to show full respect.  But can you NOT time it during a celebration?  Hope they catch you and you can’t track down your soap in a prison shower.
• Love you. Sarkisian interview?  Really?  Come on.  Pearson.  If answered by 9pm, tell me the reason I like the Tide.
• Repeat question. MF doesn’t read this thing.  Not sure why.  Don’t tell him.
• Can you tell the second half is about to occur and I am stressed?  No more pics until the random ones at the end.
• Jrue Holiday’s story broke my heart this week. Do what you have to do, bro. The Pelicans and I support you.
• Flow chart THIS. Wozniacki beat American star hopeful Madison Keys yesterday, and TODAY Rory won the PGA tourney.   If you don’t get the joke, then you…are quite frankly reading the wrong blog.
• Go read a blog about butterflies, toddlers, and sunshine.
• Greg didn’t even text me thank you on my offer. Offer is retracted respectfully.
• Clayton Kershaw is back next Friday. Pretty sure the Dodgers aren’t expecting any Xmas presents the Dodgers since they already got one over the last month, but that is another good thing from my favorite pitcher of our generation.
• Besides owing my $40, I think Bryan S. actually would like this blog. But I am not going to put a gun to anyone’s head. He is a Dodgers fan.
• Overturned call kicks out a NO HITTER? I know ONE person not a fan of instant replay #eduardorodriguez
• Part of my twelve steps, I am TRYING to slow down on Instagram. Don’t think I have been successful, but TRYING.  I posted a pic in my mind that was funny last night.  I just said “old.”  I expected people to read my mind.  All I did in posting the Family Guy TV pic was say “we are already home with a day off tomorrow at 11pm.”  My bad.
• When we talk about Journey, remember this. I hate ALL of the Eagles songs. I only hate ONE of the Journey songs.  I enjoyed the cover band at Taste.
• I think Jack Reacher movie a couple years ago was good. Was it that good that it needed a REMAKE? Saying no.
• My wife may or may not have said during Blues Traveler during a harmonica solo “is that is only job?”
• “No, hon. He is also the lead singer.”
• Really painful when your wife roots against the team you bet on and you hear her yell from the bedroom.
• Hey, Nick Garcia, LOVE your FB posts. You do realize that it is “ABC BBD, right?” There is something on MY wall indicating you think differently.
• No prizes from here out. Ask Rudy to have them reinstated. He has to ask me nicely.  I instituted a daily prize for two days and didn’t get enough guesses.  Prizes suspended.
• And whatever deal you cut on prizes, we need an explanation on why Chill subscribed and unsubscribed 24 hours later.
• I assuming your devil’s advocate would be “you love Mike and Mike, and both wives listen everyday, and you are asking us to subscribe, but your wife doesn’t even read your shit.” Get it.   Still working on it.  Not a fan of mine.
• The best bet I made this weekend? Accidentally checking the “parlay” box when I thought I was betting both games. Come on FSU.  Wake UP.
• I will miss you, Uptown Tavern. Wish I didn’t have to close a $250k deal tomorrow morning and could join you tonight.
• Puig homers. Show me the post game interview.  I am not buying he is humble.
• Robbie Gould must have looked REALLY bad in practice, right, to get released.
• Thank you, Obama, for chiming in on the Kaep thing. It must be a nice feeling knowing that no matter HOW bad of job you did, you have Trump and Clinton coming in…and everyone is trying to move.
• I find it weird the smallest package of Irish Spring soap I could buy was a ten pack. Guess I am set on soap for the next year or so.
• Pretty sure we all knew Hester was signing somewhere. Actually surprised the Steelers didn’t snag him being down a receiver.
• I liked watching A Football Life with Mike Singletary…a lot.
• Guy was a stud.
• Lindsey’s friend is dating a Jersey guy…and I actually like him. Crazy stuff.
• I was informed by Lindsey today I am not “from Philly.” Well, the entire city was Philly fans, we were 40 minutes door to door from South Street, it is too irritating to try and describe WHICH corn field we are from in South Jersey or where we went to watch movies, and…you are right.
• I did almost freak out tonight before I got hot sauce before my last mac and cheese at Uptown.
• No Vegas pics, no fun stories, but just as weird. Johnny Football enrolls for college classes at A&M.
• Thanks, Ezekial, for giving us great service at Uptown today considering we know none of you cared and that he was a much better looking dude than me…ugghhh.
• Bad releasing players, but extra bad when you are releasing LB’s when your QB is squatting during the anthem.
• So pumped to hang next Saturday with my keeper of the bar for 10 years when I tended…Aaron. Good times.
• I think I get sadder than most people when Venus Williams loses.
• I trained her. She got good. She has now sucked and not made balls for about 15 games.  Retraining needed.  Lost against my ex-pool partner last night.
• There is a freaking music box in a tree and I JUST found out about it.
• Listen, if you ever have heard of the term “shampoo effect,” I was in the conversation that INVENTED it. Next day. Less alcohol needed.  My buddy, Aaron, COINED it.  1997 at Pitchers Littleton.  It spread after that because it was brilliant.  My wife disagrees.  Everyone and her is wrong.  My boy invented that phrase.  We didn’t cash in, but recognize.
• Hoban made it at least 27 minutes today without saying “Hold ON.”

Daily Reports…

FINANCES: Bryan Szabatura I think will always owe me $40.  Apparently, he is just one of those guys.  Noted.  I owe Hoban one burrito and $5 I am fighting since Chill unsubscribed.

VINCE’S SPANISH:  10% last I heard.  No new funny texts.

STAKEHOLDERS: Marty I believe has $5 in profits.  Rest of you suck and are blowing easy money.

SOCIAL MEDIA: 481 Twitter, 48 Instagram, I don’t care about FB.

PRIZES: Suspended until further notice.  All prizes paid out.  Please filter through Rudy with negotiations.  Have him buy me a #4 and prizes will resume.  You all can pool for that #4.  It costs $2.25 plus tax.

TIME: Greg, I am doing this during a football game in between plays, so maybe like 59 minutes????

DAILY TRIVIA (sorry-Google is too powerful and you can look it up, so the daily prize has to be about…me): Suspended.  Please filter Rudy with negotations ($2.25 plus tax)

RANDOM PICS (second half is back on):

There is a music box a block from my house in a TREE and I didn’t know it.  

Did not go.  Uptown early afternoon more important.  

My lady.  

ABC BBD (unless you ask my buddy, Nick)  

We are going back in training.  My wife hasn’t made a pool ball in like a year against people and she is trained by Dr. Dre.  Lost up five balls the other night to my boy.  Him being my boy made it worse.  

Sucks even worse that my buddy barely remembers beating us.  Ugghhh.

I am not scrolling to see if I already posted it.  I will post it again.  Wind machine is the only thing missing.  

Just a great pic of Linds and two friends at the Tav.  

Got to tell you.  I am editing my blog right now while posting my pics (yes, I know the prizes are null and void since I decided to put everything in detention until I get a $4 from Rudy, who didn’t answer my trivia questions this weekend.  BUT, I just started betting, went 0-2 off the bat, and THANK you Texas, FSU is coming back like a tornado, and it is SO nice to have juice on games again.  Was a long retirement.  But, I am trying to buy a Belize condo, so have to invest.

Last Country Skillet at Uptown.  Listen.  You need to know three things about breakfast.  Putting eggs on anything is good.  Putting cream cheese in your eggs is brilliant.  Putting gravy ON that egg plate with cream cheese is Aristotle.

Once again, I realize the prizes expired.  I am writing this in between plays of the comeback that I told Lindsey I had $50 but I lied by about three times.  THEREFORE, I am getting happy and blogging less during game.

Here were my people from Uptown.  Missing Casey, Nate, and, amazingly, Greg.  Someone told me you are faking tonight, bro.  Just saying.  

I use to hang out with guy all the time.  I told him I don’t do FB.  Here is your master Fillerbuster picture.  Come and get it.  Not posting it on FB nor sending.  Read.  My.  Blog.  

Reminds me of Gran Torino, but VERY excited next Saturday to hang out with the A) ex keeper of my bar B) a guy from BHD and C) a guy who I fall in step with on convo only less smoothly than my best man, Scott.  I can’t say his name nor post his pic.  It is classified.  I could tell you, but then I would have to kill everyone who reads this blog.  His cadi.  As cool as you think you are when you wake up, you are about 67% behind my boy on optimum coolness capacity.  Cop and military-can’t post shit.  Just glad he is my friend.  AND.  I went to CC-BH with him one day, he won $8800 on slots, and bought a $8780 Honda Viper (or Ninja) ON THE WAY HOME.  Love that guy.  More to come.  But, I can’t tell you who he is.

Think this guy even KNOWS a munchkin cat is coming and that I have a gang sign and Indian name that is TwoCatMark???  NO idea what is coming his way in one month.  

Once again, if the prize goes the other way, we will continue prizes.  i want a #4.  OR….if someone gets my $40 back from Bryan S. after he recovers from Burning Man, you get $10.  I just noticed Bryan’s initials were BS and mine are MF.  Go figure.

That’s it.  Will I blog tomorrow?  That is a CLOWN question, bro.  Peace.