Detroit Mark City.

Thoughts for the day…you know what is nice?  When I am deciding to watch football and go out for karaoke or stay in house with my sick lady, I write a blog.  I have the outlet.  Let’s do one sentence per hook style.

1.  I was saving this for tomorrow before the Steelers game, but I am kind of bouncing off of walls already out of nervousness, so this is a GOOD idea.
2. No legal yellow paper, so it is all digital on Google Doc.
3. If I DO go out tonight, I am feeling Sweet Child or Dead or Alive.
4. Saving my NBA ASG and NFL AP hooks for another day…speed blog.
5. Saving pics from the stock show until tomorrow also…
6. Come on, Blue Jackets…don’t fall apart…lost 5-4 to the Rangers tonight but it said here those two games would be brutal.
7. Still feeling Clemson 27-24.
8. Watching Detroit TRYING to hang in there against Seattle.
9. Is the Korver deal done yet?
10. Taking a LONG time…
11. Keanu was an ok movie with Jim Carrey/ Adam Sandler moments, but the George Michael references were UNREAL in timing.
12. Seriously, I am SOOOO interested in this Denver Broncos coaching hire…and I don’t really care except that I hope Broncos fans got their only Super Bowl win of the next 15 years.
13. Didn’t see the game because I assume it sucked, but the Texans WON?
14. It is happening…get knowledgeable about the Greek Freak.
15. Seriously, Wes Wilcox… “I know you guys may be angry with me, but I’m used to it because I have a black wife and three mixed kids, so I’m used to people being angry and argumentative,”
16. Wow.
17. Ha.  Just saw the Apprentice commercial…you are TERMINATED?
18. Awesome.
19. They just went to commercial with Journey’s Don’t Stop Believin…I successfully didn’t throw up.
20. They came back from commercial with Kiss-Detroit Rock City…better.
21. That might be my theme because of my excessive love for Kiss when I was younger.
22. Stop talking, Cris, Collinsworth.
23. Shout out…my new boss was my FOURTH subscriber…told him he might have to unsubscribe so I can get some ME time…love you JJ.
24. I will be kind on the pics, boss.
25. I get the feeling like that $50k fine hurt Jarvis Landry more than other players.
26. No great bball games on Saturday and UVA doesn’t play until tomorrow, so with Oakland and Houston playing the first NFL game, I gave my wife a pass…I don’t think she loved it as much as I thought she would.
27. Seriously, I will make you a Google Doc if you ask me…I am hooked…it is on my phone.
28. Someone send me the remedy for not fighting with your wife about WHERE to eat, and don’t tell me “wherever you want,” because that is actually the heart of the argument.
29. I am about to just say “It feels like an Arby’s night” and see how far that would get me.
30. If this was a long Sunday blog, I would post a picture of Patrick Warburton and make it my theme.
31. Mom, I mention the intern because there was no intern, there will be no intern, and it makes me laugh when I mention him/ her.
32. I love you, Mom.
33. Sorry for any grammatical errors, and don’t text me about this, because I am in my 15 hours of stress timezone of Steelers football.
34. Hail Caesar! was funny, and very slapstick which I like, but about 60% of what I thought it would be.
35. Damn, George Clooney is a good looking lad though.
36. Damn, I love Scarlett right AFTER my wife.
37. Hey, Embiid, didn’t you watch Seinfeld?
38. You can’t make yourself a nickname, even though “The Process” might be the funniest thing outside of T-Bone I have ever HEARD.
39. Wait, so the theme is now Kiss versus T-Bone.
40. I love Shark Tank, and might purchase something that didn’t get a deal…Basic/ Outfitters.
41. Damn good idea for a guy like me.
42. The cat licker thing #twocatmark will pass on.
43. I believe the more players that Memphis loses, the more they win….they beat GS AT GS.
44. Not only do I have a man crush on him, but with good reviews, I can’t WAIT to see the Boston-Walhberg movie…boom.
45. So, the weirdest thing happened to me at King Soopers today, and I have to make this one sentence, so I will, and let’s just say that I am a speed shopper (20 min) and someone jacked my cart midway through the trip, and when I went to get a NEW cart, there were no carts, and the whole thing was sketchy.
46. I wasn’t even hungover where I might think I lost my OWN cart.
47. I spent 10 minutes searching for the cart.
48. I was pissed.
49. I found my pre-cooked eggs (no one buys them) fully stocked in the row so I assume it was an employee.
50. Jacked up my entire trip though.
51. Let’s go with Detroit Rock City as the theme, because I rock that beyond everyone aside from Paul Stanley in this world.
52. Actually, Paul has called me…I do it better.
53. SOOOO fun to hear Dr. Dre and other rappers at stock shows where everyone is wearing cowboy boots.
54. So, when can we get Dillon Brooks and Grayson Allen in a room together with some booze, and HOW many people even get that very clever and abrasive joke?????
55. As I suspected, the ACC found everything inconclusive…read every blog of mine and you can keep up.
56. Dammit…UK got Diallo, and I we ALL hoped that UCONN would snag that kid…CHEATERPARI.
57. Shut up, Bama (and Pearson), if you “feel” like an underdog.
58. I will no longer blog after tomorrow if UVA loses to Wake at home…just giving you a heads up.
59. Call my house and make sure I am ok if they lose.
60. The hacker-Russian shit was because of the Olympic doping story????
61. I need a freaking FLOW chart.
62. By the way, about the theme…you can THINK you liked Kiss, but you are FAR from my love of Kiss.
63. Far.
64. Galaxy far, far away.
65. Don’t even GO there.
66. Thanks to my brother on that one.  He let me like Paul and Gene.  His guys were Ace and Peter.  He taught me everything I knew on Kiss…and pretty much everything else too.  Much love, bro.
67. That is it.  Gotta go.  Will I blog tomorrow?  That is a CLOWN question, bro.  Onward and upward.  Peace.