Do Epic S$%^.

Thoughts for the day…and they WILL be good because it is Sunday.

1.  Greetings and salutations, people.  Thanks for coming aboard (the boat).  Let’s move.
2. Letting my wife have the television because obviously I own it after 4pm.
3. …still deciding on my betting path right now.  I will know by cast end.  Leaning towards teasing the Pats and the under.
4. Think about it.  Every time we think DeMarcus Cousins is a waste of time, he does this…against the Warriors…and always more fun to read on Deadspin.  http://deadspin.com/demarcus-cousins-was-his-best-self-and-the-kings-took-d-1792016021
5. T.O. is still not in the HOF, and once again more fun to read on DS.  http://deadspin.com/terrell-owens-is-still-not-in-the-hall-of-fame-1792008334
6. She just turned on I Am Legend, and I said IF you keep it on this channel, this is NOT a flipper movie.  
7. The little cat is eating our blinds… #twocatmark  
8. She left it on I Am Legend and then got up to do stuff.  Dammit, this movie sucks me in.
9. I know basketball better than most.  If you asked me 1000 more times if I thought Iowa State would win at Phog, I would have said no 1000 times.  But, it happened.
10. And still kind of floored by UF beating UK.  Never saw THAT one coming either.
11. I told her to find some female crap on TV.  I can’t concentrate with I Am Legend on in the background.
12. I wonder if my pop culture icon, Anthony P., watches the Young Pope.  I haven’t heard him talking about it though.  I kind of feel out of the loop not sitting next to him anymore.
13. Seriously, we have a google doc started about his brilliance.  Called it Lifeguard.  Basically, he sits in a tall chair at work and flags you down if you misquote anything or if he has random background info to add.
14. He doesn’t read this.  Says it would dilute the content…or something like that.  
15. I wonder what people do from 4-9 tonight when they don’t like football or commercials.
16. You know I hate court storming if not done correctly.  I ESPECIALLY hate PREMATURE court storms.  http://deadspin.com/st-bonaventure-loses-after-fans-ruin-game-winner-with-1792017730
17. I would highly recommend going to catch Pepper live at some point.  They play a lot of old stuff…from when they apparently were good.  Pics later on…
18. In case you care to hear about yet another odd story from my life that crosses something off my bucket list, the drummer of Pepper threw his drum stick…and it landed in my lap on the second level.  Pics later on…
19. I really have to stop missing Galactic when they play one block from my house.  I figured three concerts in four weekend nights was enough though.
20. I had something to say about being talked into watching some of Crazy Stupid Love, but I forget and it seems like old news at this point.
21. I think I liked it more than I thought I would, but let’s not put the cart in front of the horse.
22. I got back in the betting ring after two months off.  Me not being back in the game for March Madness would kind of just be weird…
23. OK.  I miss some stuff.  I miss a LOT of stuff actually.  No idea about how I should have watched School of Rock the movie, and no idea about the connection between Tenacious D and…Dio.
24. Dio…Holy Diver…is one of like 20 songs I would categorize as “an anthem.”  
25. Dammit, autocorrect.  Right after the Dio Google Doc hook, I have written “energy 608.”  Must have been important and clever.  Dammit.
26. Glad it was in the regular season.  Nothing like waking up to watch the UVA-Cuse game, having UVA be up in the 2nd half, and once again watching the Cuse come back and win.  I might have had mild convulsions…again.  
27. I would comment on the US’s “friendly” soccer match, but I don’t comment on friendly matches.  It is kind of like parlaying a preseason NFL game.  Useless.
28. I will finish this blog and then work for an hour.  I have my fun in between, but work like a maniac.  As I always say, I am always on call.  Kind of like a dumb, software selling doctor.
29. Told you.  TD got in the HOF.  I don’t agree with it, but said that SINCE LT was the only shoo-in, it was Terrell’s best shot by far.
30. Sorry, guys.  Too short of a career.  Go, Roger Maris.
31. Every time I think I hate Melo, LeBron says something stupid.  I would like to go 24 hours without any news from either camp.  I think I actually LIKE Derrick Rose now since his stories are DWARFED by Melo’s.
32. That Purdue-MD game was a pretty fun ending I will have to admit.
33. Russell just had a pedestrian 38, 13, and 12 the other night.  Just a walk in the park, Kazansky.  
34. And just like waking up with a RW TD, we also had another Grayson Allen tripping incident…never gets old.  What a jerk.  http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/grayson-allen-whistled-for-tripping-again-1792002004  
35. I kind of feel a little bit regretful we are watching girl stuff now instead of I Am Legend.  I made a mistake.
36. I was given a random git the other night.  A wristband.  Random thing, but kind of describes me in a way, so I am going to continue to wear it.  It says “Do Epic Shit.”  Concur.  I have tried my ass off to accomplish this and am FAR from done.  Pics later.
37. You can call “timing” anything you want to.  When you score 32 points after getting a 10 day contract, you have GOOD timing.  #yogiferrell
38. I don’t care if I win or lose.  I just want to have enough cash to MAKE the bet.  Guy bet a cool mil on the Falcons.
39. I think I might just go over or under tonight.  Less stressful if you aren’t rooting for a team.  Just either stop people…or score, score, score (on editing, the number dropped to 56…went minus three and over)
40. I have listened to the song Suffocate by Sixx AM probably about 100 times in the last 48 hours.
41. I think when I wake up next time and don’t go to the gym, I will just think about Alex Mack playing tonight with a FRACTURED FIBULA and admit I am weak and then go to the gym and suck it up.
42. Do you want me to go off on my Split movie rampage yet?  Not yet?  Ok.  I will wait it out a bit.
43. I was sad enough that Zach Lavine couldn’t be in the dunk contest.  MORE sad to see a young, talented player miss the rest of the season for an ACL.  
44. The guy who has been telling you about FSU is me.  That guy has been wrong in the last couple of weeks.  Look at the Clemson-FSU game score today.
45. (waiting)
46. Yeah.
47. I can’t figure out whether UNC had a good game today, or if Notre Dame is just in a rebuilding year.  Tough couple of weeks for that team.
48. I heard the song today at brunch, so I will tell you the story again.  Missing You by John Waite was number 1 for weeks and was recorded in ONE take.  ONE take.  Tell your friends.  
49. Paul Pierce, I personally think you should have never LEFT Boston.  You would be one of the beloved players there outside of the usual suspects.  
50. Shit.  I just realized that since T.O. didn’t make the HOF this year, he can just go in NEXT year.  With…
51. Yup…Randy Moss.  Perfect.
52. I find it funny that Lindsey and I went toe BEAST & Bottle a day after seeing Split.  Wait.  Forgot again I haven’t gone off on that yet.
53. I played some Gyruss last night.  Long day took toll.  I plastered my name on the entire leaderboard, but didn’t crack 115k.  Weak.   
54. Sad when you see a random name like Anthony Tolliver and remember what small school he went to.  I need to volunteer or get a life or something.
55. I get DeMarcus Ware going back to the Cowboys.  I don’t fully understand why A.P. would think about going.  Tell you what.  If the Falcons win tonight, then I guess we will think the new solution is A.P. and Ezekial.  Freeman/ Coleman II.
56. Actually, Carolina technically did it 5 years ago first.  Two RB’s.
57. You win some, and you lose some.  My buy a random drink thing has created many great stories.  Swing and a miss last night.  Guy just go out of prison hours before.  I won’t even go anywhere THAT conversation.  I know a lot more about cartels now though.
58. I met a guy named Rose last night who said Aspen was “pretentious” and that Boulder was too weird.  Me and Nathan will fix that stereotype.  Well, Nathan has the tougher job given that Boulder IS weird.
59. I get sad reading the list, but it still is a list and fun.  https://www.buzzfeed.com/elenamgarcia/the-best-products-from-shark-tank?utm_term=.uo8B69yYM0#.vjrNBr2GQZ
60. Garcia won wire to wire in Dubai.  I think I line him and Dan Marino up head to head if that dude doesn’t win a Major before he is done.  
61. I think I am due to watch Ace Ventura.  Realized it has been at least 3 months.
62. They called the new 50 Shades movie DARKER?  Ugghhh.
63. I have said it before and I will say it again.  The potato pizza slice at Sliceworks is magical.
64. Hey.  Important.  UA Pavilions has  BAR on the second floor.  Not quite as cool as a Cinema Grille, but it is a short roadtrip.
65. (still saving up Split hate…)
66. Uplifting movie poster.  See Rings and die.  Great.  I can save money on post movie dinner.  
67. iPhones suck, people.  Droids are better.  Sorry.
68. If you tell me that Split was a good movie from start to finish, I think about 30% less of you no matter HOW great you were before.
69. Matty Ice won MVP.  If we are doing the award with games played and consistency, it was a no brainer.
70. Lindsey is watching some documentary on Slenderman.  How have I not heard of this thing?  Is it like a Yeti?  Does he kill people?  Why is he scary?  Who named him that dumb name?  Yeti is such a better name.  Slenderman?  
71. So, some chick jacked up O Canada today before the Raptors NBA game.  I have performed in public.  How do you NOT know the lyrics of the song back and front?  How do you not have it written on your wrist?  Having crib notes would be less embarrassing than singing the WRONG lyrics.  Don’t be in the same singing conversation as Carl Lewis.  Uh oh!!!  
72. I relate though.  I played a piano solo in 5th grade.  I never played EVER with music if it was a solo.  I forgot the song.  I made it up.  My mom asked me WHAT song I decided to play that day.  Only her, me, and my music teacher knew though.
73. I am going Pats minus points and parlaying the under.  Or, I am just going the under.  Final prediction.  Pats win 30-13.
74. Shit.  The under is now down to 56.  I didn’t expect that.  Hmmmm…
75. Changing it.  Final prediction and about to post.  I took the Pats minus three and over of 56.  36-23.
76. Split.  Game is about to begin, so I will make this short.  Hell, I am waiting until tomorrow when I have less material.  It sucked.  Two thing.  A) it had a chance until the Beast was introduced. B) when you have multiple personalities, FIVE is the most I will buy into.  24 is too much.  Guess they have the alternative ending DVD all SET to intro us to the people we didn’t meet.  
77. Save your money.  More to come tomorrow.
78. Pepper.  
79. I am #twocatmark so I can post whatever I want.
80. 
81. The drum stick…  
82. My new wristband.  
83. Pepper.  
84. 
85. Just talking here, but IF Brady loses this game, he suddenly is 5-3 in the big game.  And makes my argument easier that Joe was better.  4-0.  No INT’s.
86. That’s it for today.  Hope you enjoyed or are at least more informed.  Will I blog tomorrow?  That is a CLOWN question, bro.  Onward and upward.  Peace.