Erlich Bachman.

No blog template today.  Just the simple stuff.  Quick one.

HOOK:

“Football.”

One NFL game.  I looked into betting it.  I looked at the stats.  It is a pick’em.  To be honest, I am mad I have to check a box for my football pool.  No idea whether Taylor, the Ryans, and home field will override a better team.  I picked home field and took Buffalo.

Cincy-Houston:  Houston’s stud is banged up, the game is at home, and Cincy, in case you forgot is coached by Tommy Tuberville, a big time winner.  I think Houston wins.  But, I think it is going to be a barn burner.  Houston NEEDS this game as their schedule gets light as heck moving forward.  Gonna be tough if you ask me.

LINE:

“Back.”

We all know I love Clayton Kershaw.  I think he is the man.  Baseball is great without him, but him having a dominant game last night was nice to see.  Refreshing.  Welcome BACK, man.  Stay healthy.  The Dodgers finally figured out how to win without him.  It is much easier figuring out how to win WITH him.  It is actually mindless.

SINKER:

“TJ.”

I love Silicon Valley.  I am pumped to see him standup tonight at Comedy Works.  The “sinker” part is that the early show sold out months ago when we bought.  Make it funny, but go as short as you like, my man.  I have an early morning tomorrow.

THE RIVER:

-You can fine Antonio Brown for dancing in endzones or wearing blue cleats.  When you ask him how business is after the fines, he will just say “BOOMIN’.”

-Get her, Abby.  I can’t STAND Hope Solo.

-My day was just one of those sales days you actually become a sales person for.  Good day.  Not on one front.  Three fronts.

That’s it for today.  Will I blog tomorrow?  That is a CLOWN question, bro.  Peace.