Favorite Day.
All Masters, all the time.
This will be short. There is too much going on. I thought I lost my cat, Jackson, for twenty minutes (I didn’t). He just found a new hiding place. If you think I act like a girl when attacked by a bee, you should have seen me 20 minutes ago.
-JJ. Pops.
-I prefer to watch The Masters on my couch, by myself, without anyone. I actually prefer to watch every sporting event on my couch, by myself, without anyone, but The Masters is much more important on that note.
-Now that Jackson is found, I am back on the couch.
-Lindsey is making arts and crafts stuff. I told her to book another appointment so she can make my mom something. I was the only kid in school with a kiln in the basement. I believe she is making this, but not sure, as I forget things or don’t pay attention. 
-That is a lie. I was LOOKING for the other thing and now hopes she makes me this at some point.
-I might be able to tell the tale of how I won this golf pool WITHOUT having Spieth.
-I just got spolied in the early 2000’s. Watching Tiger par par 5’s is the most painful thing ever.
-I think I am most proud of my Zach Johnson and Paul Casey for my undercover picks.
-I literally have goosebumps as the last group comes to Magnolia.
-I am impressed Charley Hoffman has hung around all week.
-Tiger just hurt his wrist while I edited this. Maybe that will take away the feeling of pain of his back.
-Hell of a shot while hurting his wrist though.
-Is Sergio Garcia the most consistent non Major winner of all time?
-Does Steve Stricker ever shoot a bad round?
-Jason Day, you let me down this week.
-Angel Cabrera is just chilling at even on the toughest course.
-Ricke Fowler just eagled. I am as excited as I was when I found Jackson 20 minutes ago.
-Just kidding. Much happier finding the cat.
-And how adorable is THIS?
-I wasn’t sure who he was at the time, but I think I drank with Lee Westwood last night. He is at least playing like he drank with me.
-How did Jason Dufner win a Major?
-How did Mike Weir win a Major?
-If I ever got to drink with Angel Cabrera (previous blog), I would invite Graeme McDowell also.
-Not sure if I spelled his name right. I feel like I am missing an “h.”
-They would buy, of course.
-Can we put the last place finisher who made the cut on Wheel of Fortune?
-Look it up. That is a funny hook.
-Finally, and this might be rude, but win or lose, Dustin Johnson still gets to go home and bang The Great One’s daughter.
MISCELLANEOUS:
Lindsey’s mom breeds these dogs and there are usually 20-30 dogs in the house at all times.
How the HELL did the Rockies take so long to build the “rooftop” seats where you don’t really watch the actual baseball game?
For those of you who told me Mile High Spirits would be my favorite bar, you were wrong. I hacked up the cornhole game, and expected Bocce Ball. Too many people, a very drunk bartender, and not enough games.
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Congrats, Providence. You beat the best on two incredible goals.
When I was looking for Jackson frantically , I actually emptied my washer afraid the small guy was laying in my laundry.
The unisex bathroom at Jonsey’s freaks me out, and going to the bathroom next to a stall with someone with high heels…is just weird.
5 hours until Game of Thrones. I just got more goosebumps.
I have to go to a “polite party” in a couple hours. If I go to a party where we have to bring a dish or shots are not being poured, I don’t want to go.
I could score more points in a quarter than the Magic and Knicks after going out last night.
Probably not, but it sounded close to funny.
This is my last hook, but if Game of Thrones is not my theme, come over my house and shoot me.
My brother took his son to Camden Yards evidently this weekend. Baltimore is a shit hole outside of Inner Harbor, but Camden is a MUST do experience and one of the best places to watch baseball…ever.
Finally, this is the little guy, Jackson. Love of my life besides Lindsey. I wasn’t a cat guy, but now I am.
That is it. The leaders are going on hole 5 This is too much distraction.