Has anyone seen or heard from Mr. Royal???

Read it, don’t read it, I don’t care…just needed to get some things off my chest.

In no particular order of chronology or importance…

On the clock.  Evening rant. Speed version.  Let’s turn and burn.

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1. Greetings and salutations, people.  Thanks for coming aboard (the boat).  This will be a good one.  My thoughts?  If you don’t like this rant, get you own blog.  I would recommend starting for free on Google and THEN paying a limited amount of money for WP.
2. I don’t care whether 3 people read this or 1 million. I will write this same.  And about a 95% chance that I know more about sports than you do.  If not, email me, I will meet you, buy the drinks, and we can go blow for blow.  As I said, get your own freaking blog.
3. Someone asked me how many readers I had. I responded accurately “ I don’t really care.”
4. Pops, JJ.
5. I have chosen my next addictive show. Breaking Bad.  Be aware.
6. Ready? One sentence per hook per thought.
7. Who invented the “hook?” Joe, our COS.  Joe, test.  Ping me or find me at work and I will buy you not a drink..but a TAB.
8. He is too important and doesn’t have time to read this thing.
9. Think about it-28 years old (I am ballparking) and COS of a company that sells $60 million per year. How is THAT reunion going to be?
10. But I digress…
11. Remind me-one sentence. Got it.  Here we go.
12. I think Jay Bilas is the greatest basketball announcer of all time.
13. I still think waking up with Lindsey is the best part of my day.
14. I think Hubie Brown is a BETTER announcer, but not quite the better part of my day.
15. But close…
16. I love mock drafts-I will not do it today.
17. I think Murray’s injury will not affect him much, but I still say the Cowboys lose this week’s game.
18. I don’t know where Mr. Royal is, but he is in the Army, so he might be doing something constructive.
19. I care about Cam Newton’s status, but need that little kid commercial back to really care.
20. Dad, I always tell people you are not a “fisherman,” but an “angler.” Boom.
21. Mom, nice Lexus. And glad to know I moved to a location where your crush, John Elway, lives on.
22. If I was a head coach, I also would have gone out like Bo Pelini.  I am rude and kind of a dick.
23. Is anyone watching the Jaguars-Titans game?
24. I am not.
25. I would like to have a beer with whoever is flying over the Jets practices with firing GM signs from an airplane.
26. So, Chris Davis, has ADD and is now allowed to do Adderall?   Here comes a legal 65 home runs.
27. I think Pumpernickel is the most underrated of all bagel flavors, I think it is unfair, and thanks to my admin for seeing a pumpernickel bagel in the work kitchen and me pondering what crazy thing I will lace it with this weekend.
28. Lindsey said so-how did anyone ever think that The Interview would go public without death threats?
29. I like Jimmy Clausen, I hate ND, and I am sure Cutler is still on some sideline looking there is NO sense of urgency for anything.
30. Why did I have to watch the Nets-Raptors game over the Cavs game?
31. I watched it, and did you know that the Nets have the highest salary, and are THIRTY million over the ENTIRE NBA in luxury taxes?
32. Thank you, 49ers, for releasing Ray McDonald.
33. I am kind of buzzed right now-I admit it.
34. But I will be in bed by 945 as always, and will do more work tomorrow than most people in the company.
35. I am kind of like the work version of the Brooklyn Nets luxury tax system.
36. I have no idea what that means.
37. I like the theory as a coach, but naming your playoffs captains before you are in is kind of…not cool, Packers.
38. I know I work a computer job and have my arms on the table, but my elbows are out of control red constantly-luckily I don’t believe asking the doctor that.
39. Now that I have a doctor…
40. Revis is sad for Rex Ryan, we all are, and I will put you 4000 in command on anyone with “island” in their name.
41. I found that last hook funny.
42. I have no idea what that means…
43. I am glad that Cuba and the USA will now get along-I will miss all of the built boat Yankees stories.
44. Padres-Myers-who cares?
45. Royals-Vasquez-who cares?
46. Read the article on Frank Martin being a bouncer in Miami bars.
47. Ross, then it won’t make that 30 point loss to South Carolina so painful.
48. I love Stephen Colbert and you should too.
49. I love Deadspin and you should too.
50. I love the Broncos against Cincy and you should too.
51. (how long can I keep this up-it is a random list)
52. I love GOT, and you should be sad I am done it too.
53. I love that I have plans tomorrow and you should too (probably just two blocks down the street but that is neither here nor there).
54. I love Colin Cowherd and you should too.
55. I love going to bars and listening to some old guy who has the wrong years for Brian Sipe losing in the playoffs and looking for one Steelers fan to lash out on when that fan brings a magazine to the bar and doesn’t want to be bothered…and you should too.
56. I love the fact that I went to a bar that recognized that the football game was so bad tonight that they showed the Avs AND recruited the Ice Girls, who I blew off.
57. I love the fact that Melo is going to shut it down and maybe I won’t hear from him in a while.
58. I love the fact that SOME dumbass from the Jets said he is on the same level as JJ Watt.
59. No one is, idiot.
60. I love the fact that the guy at the bar had NO indication that I came to read a magazine at the bar.
61. I love it when Hubie Brown announces a basketball game, and I plan to get my fiancée drunk one night and talk her into him doing our vows at our destination wedding.
62. I love the fact that there are Santa commercials based on the Allen Iverson theme.
63. I love the fact that Mr. Royal and Logan are saying “STOP.”
64. I love the fact that I think that the Mavs now have the most lethal starting 5 in the league.
65. I love the fact that Celtics fans are now in pain-Brandan Wright I BELIEVE is with an “a.”
66. I love the fact that my boss is named Mark and that it doesn’t bother me that he is the first person since I was 10 to call me “Marky.”
67. He is brilliant on the phone and you would let him call you Marky even if your name wasn’t Marky.
68. I have to stop the I love the fact thing.
69. My mom sent me like 20 blocks of cheese and I am killing one of the entire blocks as I write this.
70. Jacksonville is up 14-10 and I refuse to turn the channel.
71. If MJ sold his worn sneaks for $33k this week, I would like to sell intermural worn sneaks I WORE in college for $10.
72. That is a joke, and I will NOT sell my Len Bias basketball camp sneak. Not going to happen.
73. Another month goes by, and another Balotelli preemptive strike on people being racist with him.
74. Dude-let THEM come to YOU.
75. Michael Vick says it would be a dream to play for the Skins, and evidently he can’t take 24 hours of him of having good press.
76. The debt…
77. I put it on Twitter-try and keep up.
78. I think I have already said this, but I have NEVER seen anyone run a hurry up like Jay Cutler.
79. It is like watching that sad dwarf do coke.
80. That was kind of gray area-sorry.
81. And I have no idea what that means…
82. We went to the zoo the other night for zoo lights, and I have NEVER heard any animal fart as efficiently as the rhino as everyone was looking at.
83. It was amazing.
84. Whether it is Monday or Sunday (I get confused), I love whichever broadcast names the colleges of every player, and I would scare you with how many I get right.
85. Another GOT night, and I don’t know what to do with my free time.
86. I am done and caught up.
87. Stop posting ANY articles about Kobe vs. MJ. One played baseball because he was bored.
88. I am still eating this block of cheese-halfway done.
89. The Warriors can beat everyone with Bogut healthy, but will lose in first round WITHOUT him.
90. Are we CLEAR that the Thunder are BACK????
91. I am tired of anything involving A.P.
92. I am tired of anything involving Aaron Hernandez.
93. I am tired of anything involving the NHL and mumps.
94. I am tired of anything involving Bryce Harper and fans.
95. I am tired of anyone telling me who is retiring from US Soccer until we are good.
96. I am tired of Bernie Kosar having ANY type of mic put in front of his face.
97. I am tired of hearing about the health of the NEW Miami Heat.
98. I am tired of whoever that chick is who sings “you know you like it…”
99. I am tired of Lindsey not making ANY type of trash in the trash can.
100. I am NOT tired of that, but was on a roll.
101. 20 rounds in a shootout?
102. I only watch near playoff NHL hockey or playoff hockey-I have to draw the line somewhere.
103. The Chargers are staying in SD until through at least 2015.
104. Makes sense-who wants to go to L.A.?
105. But, this thing is already called “the rant” or “the catch,” so I guess if we made a highway, we are locked on.
106. The 5?  The 10?
107. Book your hotels in the US for somewhere in 2024.
108. It had to do with Olympics, but I guess that made no sense.
109. Chris Mullin should be doing something in basketball, somewhere.
110. Yes-A-Rod will be a DH.
111. I am going to tweet RGIII just to see if he is really off social media.
112. I am back-he didn’t tweet me back.
113. Memphis Grizzlies are for REAL, people.
114. Royals ink Rios-I don’t have the time tonight.
115. For being the toughest guys in the world, hockey guys are the BEST interview.
116. If they WEREN’T, they STILL would be.
117. You are a nutcase, but thanks for telling us you won’t go to Michigan, Les.
118. What a terrible recruiting program HE is in…
119. Bo from the Dukes of Hazzard looks TOO good for his age in that new Autotrader commercial.
120. But I do too, so what am I saying?
121. I still would like to have beers with Barry Melrose and blow him away on how I can name every single NHL winner from 1971 on.
122. Doubt me-dare you.
123. I can do it with every major sport-get a notepad and the internet and you STILL won’t beat me.
124. South Dakota has officially passed a law that you can’t beat off and drive-the enforcement of that should be a movie.
125. UVA basketball just destroyed another opponent tonight…just saying.
126. How do the GM, Gruden, AND RGIII come back next season?
127. I admit to having to Google “Lindley,” but still picked Arizona over Seattle this week.
128. I just noticed that I am in second place in standings of the office pool of my brother’s friends that I spend 10 seconds a week picking.
129. So, Washington had THREE defensive players on the All American squad and somehow finished outside the top 40 in defense????
130. I hope Pelini brings back Youngstown State back to the forefront in lesser football games, and I would love to have beers with him AND Tressel.
131. If you made it this far, ping me and I will send you a Xmas tree made of Jay Cutler’s tears, which means it would just be a waterproof box filled with water-the Xmas tree part of it was just because I was being festive.
132. Colors-black and gold or orange and blue.
133. That is it. Hope you enjoyed or at least enjoyed.  Will I blog tomorrow?  That is a…screw YOU, Bryce.  As one shepherd said to the other shepherd, I am going to get the flock out of here.