Here I Go Again…
Here is the deal. There is a Major golf championship going on. I am writing one sentence per hook as I don’t feel like talking with you today, there may or may not be prizes, and I am signed off before we even get close to the only par 5’s on the course…which are the last two holes. Jersey is weird.
- Greetings and salutation, people. Welcome aboard (the boat). For you newbies (which it appears there are many from my stats), I will write serious stuff during the week but not today.
- Not sure about anyone else, but hope Woody Paige and Jason Bourne end up in the same stairwell very, very soon.
- I will give a full review, but will let everyone know when to check out due to spoilers.
- I am such a nice guy.
- Since Jason Day is wearing the same shirt as last year, I would LOVE to know how many people watched yesterday and thought it was this year and not a rain delay.
- A guy skydived without a parachute…into a net…put that my list of things I would do if I found out I was dying soon.
- Got a weird feeling about stuff, so just saying I am writing every single blog here out pretending it is my last blog. What would you put on your tombstone?
- Just joking about what to put on my tombstone…you know what I want on it…opening line from Rounders.
- Casey could have won $10 off that tidbit…but, he doesn’t read this. Hey, there is a pic with Maggie.
- They are on hole 13 so you know when I will stop writing.
- Bell suspended. AP has a hamstring problem. I am writing more than one sentence on this one. I HATE picking anyone from the Steelers on my team as I hate rooting for a draw play at 3rd and 9, but might have to pick up Brown or Raper this year. They DO have an offense. Dammit.
- They just happened to morph into one of the best offenses we have seen in recent years.
- Seriously, Woody Paige…you can kiss my ass…when I become famous, you are the first person I am picking on.
- And I will have my 15 minutes of fame, whether that is for good or bad…
- When people ask me where I grew up, I say near Vineland (because that is the closest movie theater and mall), but I found it funny when the PGA was showing the Jersey radar, they had Vineland only represented in this big, large, southwest part of Jersey.
- I feel like Real Madrid and Chelsea have played way too often in the last three years.
- The Nats got Melancon from Pittsburgh, and that is great, but pretty sure they wanted Andrew Miller.
- When I end up with Boldin as my fifth WR in fantasy for the 18th straight year, I will at least feel better that he didn’t ask for #81 out of respect.
- Hey, everyone, Zika is in FL…yay.
- I really have no fear of any disease, because I firmly believe I will die running off a large cliff being chased by killer bees after I left my house because I was out of cheese.
- I was at a wedding reception with a bar with no one tending…and just felt right to interject myself.
- I was one of the best bartenders ever.
- In my daily Bryan Szab update, he still owes me $40
- Pretty stellar venue for a couple trying to get married on the beach in Cancun but then someone had an incident.
- I still think “Hospital in Mexico” would be a great band name.
- Yes, it is true that watching the Bourne movie for the second time won over the first 7 holes of the PGA Championship.
- Another day, and another trade with the Padres…Matt Kemp this time. I assume they are somehow on the Cubs or Astros rebuilding plan.
- Damn, he is going to be a great trivia question someday.
- Jimmy Walker doesn’t even look nervous.
- Jimmy is on 15…meaning I have about 30 minutes to finish this.
- The Dominant 8 rowing team from SI this month might be the ugliest group of women I have ever seen…sorry. Sorry, ladies.
- If you haven’t caught the Real Sports about the IOC, I knew most of the stuff, but not all, and it makes me absolutely hate the Olympics.
- Not hate, but just a different paradigm.
- Joseph, don’t read about the hot air balloon story in Texas.
- I have dreams, and this is now one of them…just wondering whether I can send the pizza to my created pizza stomach and the rest of the stuff ot my normal stomach.
- People, I HAVE created a “pizza stomach” and that is not a joke.
- I think “Draymond Green apologizes for penis picture” is EASILY my favorite headline of the week.
- Thanks, Lee H. for offering to come over last night…trooper. I am an idiot.
- On the right, and wow, CO is so freaking awesome.
- I am wondering why I am less than 30 days from visiting C-Ville and Brian Roy is not more curious about my logistics.
- On the right. President of Sigma Pi when I was there.
- Ok. I am not writing a full review on Jason Bourne, but I have seen it twice now, and here are my random thoughts. Go online and read professional reviews.
- Tom Hanks is finally doing another Dan Brown movie, and also what looks like Flight 2…and both look good.
- Ben Affleck is in The Accountant and I will pay the money to watch.
- Is The Split just Kiss The Girls #2? Creepy.
- The line is technically “IT ALL ends tonight.”
- The below is not edited at all. Sorry. I wanted to get offline.
- Greengrass is know for his camera, but he should invest in a tripod for the non action scenes.
- If Bourne is remembering more stuff, shouldn’t he be more emotional?
- Tommy Lee Jones makes it worth seeing the movie alone. He replaced “I don’t care” from Fugitive with “How’s that working out for you?” in new Bourne.
- If you don’t fall out of your seat when Bourne simply opens the beat up Charger, then you are better than me.
- I would have thought that would need the special PD or FD wrench thing.
- Jimmy Walker is going to win this thing…amazing.
- I get why we had the Black Swan guy in the movie, but really wasn’t making me believe Bourne couldn’t kill him.
- You would have benefited with bringing more assets into the fold, movie makers.
- I should have been brought into this movie making project as…an expert.
- The very, very, final scene made me love the movie.
- Do not go into movie expecting more…just expect the usual.
- Hey…some down time with no action…is ok.
- Julia Stiles and Bourne might be the greatest love affair that never happened…ever.
- We need another Bourne because this Heather Lee and him have to hook up.
- It is clocking in at 56% on Rotten.
- I have to wait until next weekend to see this thing with Lindsey…hope she neglects my blog as she usually does…because I am spoiling stuff.
- I get reacting to your father, but not sure how Bourne leaves someone alone with dumbbells and doesn’t expect to get hit, AND just gets up after getting hit by it.
- It is badass, but not buying you can take both hands off asset, flip him, and choke him.
- There were too many texts in the movie with too many different phones.
- There were too many channels on the ear pieces during key action scene.
- I don’t like Bourne needing that much help in winning.
- I am not buying that Heather Lee reads one file, likes Bourne, and ruins her dreams at being big time.
- How can Jason Bourne walk around a DC Park with no one looking for him?
- How does he get OUT of the U.S.?
- Cheesy, but I would have liked if the Deep Dream guy acknowledges that SOMEONE saved him.
- Please let me know when Bourne gets shot and that is simply a grazing shot.
- Don’t play the final song like it is back to old times…find a new one.
- Greengrass didn’t know there would be a drive through death before writing the Vegas thing…leave it alone.
- I thought Pamela Landy was making an appearance and I am sad she didn’t.
- Why is Bourne fighting in death fights when he can hack anything and steal anything anytime he wants…this is my biggest complaint about the movie.
- Yes, Greengrass makes us know exactly where everyone’s pimples are…close ups galore.
- Someone important had to die on the good side, and Stiles made sense.
- “Dependents” either is spelled differently abroad or was misspelled in the movie on one shot.
- And, if Bourne is so badass, why did he almost let him lose a fight in the beginning of the movie before Julia showed up?
- Him taking the firebomb from the protester was awesome.
- How does he know his way around every city without Google or internet?
- If a city is shutting places down, how is a motorcycle and car able to drive around without problems?
- jason Day just hit an amazin shot to make this interesting.
- If I was looking for Bourne, I would look for fast walkers at transportation areas.
- Bourne NEVER runs.
- I love how the notebook notes are always SO obvious.
- I guess Dell, Chevy, and Audi were sponsors.
- The theme music never gets old.
- If you take his long dialogue with Julia out of the equation, Damon literally has 25 lines.
- He uses a chair leg and slot machine puller thing in cool ways if you care.
- You think you know what is going on until TLJ talks directly with Malcolm Smith.
- Why didn’t the asset just shoot Bourne from the roof when they are face to face? Doesn’t make sense.
- How did Heather Lee check into Aria normally without a big resorts fee speech?
- Instead of famous lines, Damon does more “walkaways” than any actor ever.
- But, overall, don’t expect groundbreaking stuff, but it IS enjoyable. Worth the effects and ticket.
- If Jimmy Walker wins this, it is the FOURTH first time Major winner this year…wow.
- He won.
- Good to see you, sir.
- The ring is always important.
- Unclassy pic of group…
- Classy pic of group.
- Steve is a great sales guy. And this was a great sales job.
- And JJ is quite a storyteller also.
- This is my new personally taken pic of JJ.
- Just a pic of reception.
- We all know I am an idiot.
- Lindsey. Andrea. Great pic.
- And another one.
- This is what happens when you try to replace me at barkeep.
- And finally, I am at $200k in July on a $1.5 million dollar goal. Not exactly in line for end of year. My VP of Sales, Lane, doesn’t even talk to me about deals (and he shouldn’t unless I am selling something). Well, welcome to the August and September months or Mark Filler, all. I love sales, and starting at zero every month. I did this shit last year, and as Whitesnake says “Here I Go Again.” And I WILL be back with you all next year at some undisclosed location…because I WILL win.
- That’s it for today. Hope you enjoyed or are at least more informed. Will I blog tomorrow” That is a CLOWN question, bro. Peace.
- Bet you Amit doesn’t write shit for tomorrow…so it will probably be me again. That’s not Amit, but it took me a long time to search for the pass out photo, and I lost interest.
- No prizes, Rudy…no prizes for anyone.
- If Ross Bernstein tells me my most awesome golf watching live experience ever (it is a runaway), I will bring back prizes next week. Or, if I get $40 from Bryan Szab. If either of those things happen, I will bring back prizes. Otherwise, I know this is good enough to read for free, but Marty will become angry and we don’t want that.
- If someone gets $40 from Bryan, I will hand you $10 of that money.