I ain’t got TIME to bleed.

Read it, don’t read it, I don’t care…just needed to get some things off my chest.

In no particular order of chronology or importance…

On the clock.  Not an airplane cast.  Sunday afternoon cast (always the most fun).  Super-speed version per hook since my weekend was BOOKED.  Let’s turn and burn.

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1. Greetings and salutations, people.  Thanks for coming aboard (the boat).  Let’s move.
2. Logan.  Text me bro.  Miss our sports chit chat.
3. JJ.  Of course.  GOT pre-game.  
4. Front and center.  Great night, and if you weren’t before, you are definitely one of my favorite people ever now.  
5. Never met anyone who ALSO said that Predator is the greatest movie of all time.  There ARE two of us.
6. Sorry dude.  Rule is this.  You have five minutes after an event to tell me “don’t put this in your blog.”  Fail.
7. I have lots of these pics of people who hang with me.
8. I ain’t got TIME to bleed.
9. Come back another time if you want sports hooks.  Not today.
10. My new company will be called Big Dude, Small Car (for immature guys like me who still want a Big Wheel).
11. No editing today.  Intern is not back until tomorrow afternoon.
12. It was SOOOOO good to see the “other white Mark.”  Long story.  No time today.
13. I would like to strenuously object to no blogging.
14. Someone asked me this weekend how I knew I was a blogger.  I answered this way.  I don’t know what my outlet was BEFORE I blogged.
15. I went to this party today.  Perfect couple.  
16. I may or may not have tried to order an Uber this weekend with my phone in airplane mode.
17. I may or may not believe that I will be a professional photographer.
18. I may or may not have hung around someone who literally went on a 7 minute monologue about how much they hate chicken alfredo.
19. Cooler.  You are my #1 BFF.  On record.
20. I didn’t realize how legendary me jumping off a boat into shark infested waters at my wedding was.
21. The Heat just ran out of roster power.
22. Pens over Blues in 6 once they advance.
23. I think that definitly Nate McMilan should be a coach.
24. Four strokes was plenty of room for Jason Day.
25. In the same article, Arrieta was in the news for hitting a Pirate AND striking out 11 batters.  Dude. is dirty.
26. I personally thought that Cyborg already won a UFC fight.
27. I need to stop blogging and hit up Bovada.  I like the Thunder in 6 and you may or may not think I am crazy.
28. Harper sits, Nats lose.  My bro.  There ARE 162 games in the season, but you being suspended in a game better not jack up your home field status at the end of the day.
29. I played cornhole yesterday and realized two things.  Lindsey is not good.  And I should stick to pool, darts, and every other frat game besides bags.
30. Go see the band Digg.  Old school bass.  
31. Get past the fact the lead singer looks like Sunshine from Remember the Titans. 
32. Hey, Danny Neagle, I saw your girl outside McDonald’s when I went for a breakfast burrito today.
33. I have like 7 friends.  Cerk has more friends than I even have in my cell phone address book.  Dude is very likable.  
34. Losing your keys in a strip club must suck.  You know who you are.
35. Rudy, no prizes tonight since my schedule is backed up, but if Rathbun texts my “doctor” before 6am tomorrow morning, I will hand him $5.
36. Chill.  Torchy’s #4 on me if you text me “fold” by 6am tomorrow morning.
37. I just realized yesterday that my favorite athletes of all time are as well liked as me.  Hmmmm.  Zeke, Iverson, Harper.
38. Someone left their sunglasses at my crib Friday.  They are definitely not mine.  
39. I got this at Shells and Sauce.  
40. Getting this next time.  LOVE capicola.  Thanks, dad.  
41. Does anyone between the age of 35 and 45 wonder how Molly Ringwald owned the 1980’s?  
42. I feel like I just wake up and count the amount of days until I run a bar in Belize.
43. I respect your decision, Lockette, but we will miss your talent on the field.
44. I think Patrick Ewing would be a good hire for the scrappy Griz.
45. I write a blog but can’t tell you about last night.
46. I write a blog but can’t tell you a story about Lindsey even though apparently she is telling everyone.
47. Lindsey is addicted to Snapchat.  I find it mildly entertaining.
48. Just saying.  Malcolm Brogdon had the #1 shuttle run at the NBA combine and yes…I read the entire leaderboard of every event.
49. I have had one tattoo for 6 years on my left shoulder.  Pretty sure I will be getting a right shoulder tattoo in the next 6 weeks.
50. My left shoulder is water.  I feel more comfortable in water than on land.  Not lying.
51. I plan on putting cream cheese and hot sauce on everything I eat in my entire life…except for Cheerios.  Can’t ruin that brilliance.
52. In honor of Cerk closing his street yesterday, I am going to close my street in a few weeks and just sit out there with a lawn chair with the words “Human Fund” on a sign.
53. This is my demon cat.  
54. THANK you, Steve.  You never know how much we appreciate what you do for us.  60″ is SWEET.  
55. Seemed a little more cool last night, and the pix is still being painted, but pretty sure I am buying this.  
56. From Digg, there is Moog, Rhodes, DX-7, and Roland.  This is Rhodes.  
57. Sucks Herbie can’t join us, but still love the band.  
58. I may not be interesting, but defnitely am not good at selfies.  
59. Love my girl and my crew.  
60. Yup.  Not sure who had more fun.  The kids or me.  
61. Just a pro pic.  
62. ALMOST a pro pic.  Nanoseconds from genius.  
63. That’s it.  Got to go watch GOT.  And Silicon Valley.  Will I blog tomorrow?  That is a CLOWN question, bro.  Peace.