I want your mother and sister out of my house immediately.

Lost two hours of sleep last night because of that damn movie…again.

No template today.  Bryan S. owes me $40 and there are no prizes.  I am in and out in 13 minutes (Greg) since Lindsey’s family is coming over a) because I refuse to go anywhere because the Steelers play in a couple hours b) because I don’t want to leave Charlee unattended and c) because we have a kitten.

1. Greetings.  Salutations.  Boat.  Let’s move.
2. Seriously, I am not tired of people raising their fist, holding hands, or kneeling, but I am tired of every report of WHO did it that day.
3. I may or may not be true that I stayed up for an additional two hours even after I just got home from Vegas because White Men Can’t Jump was on.
4. I am hearing from a few of you that you are not getting email notifications.  I will look into it this week.  Until then, you will have to do it the old fashioned way.  Go to my website.
5. I tried watching the new Star Wars last night.  I am fine with seeing it once.  Empire is the best one.  Return of the Jedi is actually better if you can get by the Ewoks.  So, Empire is the best one.
6. Ummm.  I am enjoying being back betting, but I feel like I could have enjoyed that UL-Clemson game more genuinely if I didn’t have the 1.5 points.
7. Hmmmm.  Like the concept.  Les Miles.  Oregon.  I think the Mad Hatter would love that system.
8. Raise your hand if you had the Pats losing to the Bills today.  Not talking about points.  Talking about losing overall.  Wow.  Just when we were about to fire Rex Ryan…
9. The way that Russell Wilson played hurt today was very impressive.  He looked hurt in warmups.  Then, he let adrenaline kick in.  Dude is a stud.  I see a lot of Doug Flutie in him.
10. I really wanted to watch more Ryder Cup this weekend.  No bandwidth though.  I will just continue to watch that fan-12 foot highlight.
11. Thanks for telling us when Romo might return, but do they really need him?  I would reference the scene with Elaine and the squirrel.  No movements.  Just let it ride.
12. Carson Palmer has done nothing today, although it is early.  If he lays an egg again and loses me fantasy, I will…do…something.
13. Dez Bryant arrives late to meetings?  This news is out on the wire?  Wow, and I assumed he was straight laced and on time all the time.  I feel fooled.
14. That dude and Bill Self…funny $10k story.
15. I am not a DeSean Jackson fan.  But.  I AM a fan of finding a different way of expressing yourself.  Love the caution flag sneaks, bro.
16. I woke up today and wish I could have a drinking night with Dr. Dre, Charles Barkley, Josh Gordon, and Johnny Football.  Goals.
17. Today was a day that I am glad I overslept the early NFL games.
18. As many jokes there are about ACC football, pretty cool that they have SIX teams in the top 25.  Think about this.  UL could run the table I think and still be in the top 4.  AND Clemson might be there WITH them.
19. Not talking to you FSU.  You suck.
20. I hope Cam Newton is ok.  I enjoy watching the Panthers lose WITH him more than without him.
21. Glad I didn’t play against Julio Jones this week in fantasy.  So, what have we learned?  Take the Falcons, the points, and the over.
22. Ref.  Microphone.  Profanity.  That should be the name of a show.
23. Hoban, I am not apologizing.  TOLD you not to do either of those 8 ball shots.  Lindsey says I should though, but I am known to be a little stubborn.
24. The Colts are 1-3.  That amazes me.  I like Andrew Luck.  My blog on him helped me meet my wife.  I OWE him.
25. I feel like the Skins-Browns game was simply a showdown of the most pained franchises presently.
26. Lions fans must be very hateful today.  We were literally just debating on how bad the Bears were and they beat the Lions.  Painful.
27. Seriously.  White Men Can’t Jump is like the greatest basketball movie.  Ever.  Well, outside of Hoosiers of course, but you knew that.  Any movie that can make Rosie Perez look like an Oscar contender is money.  Not an Oscar contender.  Any movie that can make her look like a real live actress?  Bricks.
28. That’s it for today.  Have to work and Lindsey’s family comes over in an hour.  Read yesterday’s blog if you want more fun.  Will I blog tomorrow?  That is a CLOWN question, bro.  Peace.