Like riding a bike. My name was FDR. Three terms.

Read it, don’t read it, I don’t care…just needed to get some things off my chest.

In no particular order of chronology or importance…

Not on the clock.  Not an airplane cast.  Saturday afternoon cast.  Semi-speed version per hook.  Let’s turn and burn.

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1. Greetings and salutations, people.  Thanks for coming aboard (the boat).  Let’s move.  Onward and upward.  
2. Time is what he is indicating there.
3. JJ.  No pops…yet.  
4. This Dunk King show is kind of fun.  
5. One of these guys is 5’5”.
6. That 5’5” guy just jumped over a 6’6” guy as I am writing this.
7. Waking up with a hangover and finding out your cat has shit all over the house…is not optimal.  
8. Once again, read the SI article on Christian McCaffrey. Great stuff.
9. If I am a coach out of a job and looking, I of course look at the Rockets and intrigued, but wondering if born not to be champions Harden and Howard might be the beginning AND end of my next coaching job.  
10. My Steelers are using robotic tackling dummies. Sounds KIND of cool until you read they run 5 second 40’s.  Then, it is REALLY cool.  
11. I have “the internal quabble” written on my list. Not really sure what I meant by that.
12. Working on the system, but know there will be a visible penalty for missing prizes moving forward. Your name will be in lights.  So, when people like Ralph DON’T read the blog, then everyone around him at work KNOWS he has given up FOUR free burritos in the last month.  It is free money.  Free food.  
13. He flaked as expected on my wedding reception.  Sudden Fort Collins trip I guess.
14. Rudy reads this for ONLY prizes.  
15. Talk about being in a different world? Lindsey actually proactively put ON Rounders Thursday night.  I need a flowchart to explain how weird that is.  
16. If Lindsey brought me a not asked for cat during a Final Four game a year ago, would it be OK if I just brought her home an African Bourbel one day?  
17. I wish I was at the Lucky Lizard in Belize right now.  
18. Just when the Lions fans can’t get any more depressed, the Packers beat them up on Twitter also.  
19. I thought the Pens were going to tie up that comeback last night.   They still take the Lightning in 6 like I said.
20. If you are going to have an injury riddled career, Arian Foster, it might as well be with the Pats where you can at least pick up some rings.
21. I thought I liked my bathroom trips until I read that Mario Williams had a house with NINE bathrooms.  
22. Kyle Lowry needs that house.
23. Come on.
24. Think about it.
25. Almost there.
26. There you go.  Leaving during game for “the bathroom.”
27. Hey, Nigel Hayes, promising to shoot 5000 shots a day to the Celtics is OK to say. But, I have another idea.  Just stay in school and shoot those 5000 shots a day in college and JUST GET BETTER.  You are about to become one of THOSE guys who we have to Google to find out you are playing with Stephon Marbury in China.  
28. And you are on crack if you think anyone is using a #3 pick on you.
29. I don’t even know what capers are. What I DO know is they messed up my sandwich this morning putting them on my Nova Lox at Einsteins.  
30. I missed most of my life not eating bagels and lox.  Not sure how that happened, but I am catching up NOW.
31. This might be one of my favorite pics of the week. If you need the story, then you don’t read this blog enough.  Shame on you.  
32. Damn, that was a great night, Pancho.  
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34. He is going to give me $200 if I get a Predator tattoo.  If you know me at all, it is a dare, and I am debating it.  Maybe will do it if I get him to $300.
35. Transformers is now on in the background.  Off the top of my head, I would put Megan Fox as a #4.  Probably Scarlett, Halle, Rhianna, and then her.  
36. I mean.  How do you really beat THIS?  
37. Hoban, great night last night.  
38. We did a round robin of Golden Tee, Foosball, and pool. I “won” when he scratched on our bank 8 game, so we can just call it a push.  
39. I would recommend not playing Golden Tee against me and expect to win.
40. I would recommend not playing against Hoban at Foosball and expect to win.
41. I would recommend just not playing neither Hoban or I at pool and expect to win.
42. Shot a 13 and 15 under in my return to the GTee ring. About four turns away from getting back to my “good for 20 under any day.”  Used to hustle the game and beat regularly the guy who taught me…Wingnut.  Love this guy.  
43. The Raptors are just one player away from not getting swept by the Cavs this year. 2017 will be a great year for them.
44. Canelo gave up his belt. Negotiations are underway.  Know that I will get the GGG-Canelo fight at my house.
45. Some of these guys on Dunk Kings are “professional dunkers.” Didn’t realize there was a circuit.
46. If you care, and know I am always wrong with the horses, I went Stradivari to win at 8-1 and did a trifecta of Exaggerator, Nyquist, and Collected.  
47. I really thought the Mickelson-SEC deal was done like years ago. Congrats, Phil.
48. Haters of Bama football are saying EIGHTH grade for an offer??? Bama football fans are writing their monologue for the water cooler about how Nick Saban is a forward thinking genius.
49. It’s official? 9 and 10 Native Americans are down with the Skins nickname.  Let’s all take a collective deep breath and…let it go.
50. Hoban and I didn’t hold our breath about seeing Amit last night. Disappearing act.
51. If you can’t find me and my phone is out of juice, I am at the Satellite Bar, my new favorite place on earth.  Thanks, Mike.  
52. Just joking about the phone being out of juice. A) I have OCD B) I have a Droid.  I am actually a freaking Boy Scout and have plastic Ziplocs in my pocket at all times in case it rains and my phone needs to stay dry.
53. If you ever go to Sliceworks on Colfax, go upstairs and ask for Joe the Bartender.  
54. I am enjoying the Draymond Green journals on The Undefeated.
55. This year is perfect. Djokovic is on fire.  Nadal is off the radar.  This means that Nadal will win the French Open.  Actually, hold on…
56. I am back. Just threw a minor bet on Nadal to win it all.  
57. It is not the French Open.  It is the Nadal Open.
58. It is 2016.  Odor is making money off pics of his punch.  
59. Finally, TRAGIC start to the Preakness. Reading about those two random deaths of the horses in the early races was just…depressing as hell.
60. That’s it for today. Will I blog tomorrow?  That is a CLOWN question, bro.
61. Just a tagline. If I DO blog, it will be early.  Wedding reception setup tomorrow starts early.  Probably talk to you Monday.
62. But, let’s give out a few prizes to get this ball rolling.  Rudy, you don’t read the content and don’t care about anything but Nebraska football, but you do read it even if it is for prizes, so therefore text me “donkey” by midnight tonight and receive a Torchy’s #4 next Friday.  
63. Rathbun, I will give you another shot, but let’s make it harder.  You missed the first one.  Text me what closers get per Glengarry by midnight tonight and also receive a #4 from Torchy’s.
64. Omar, text me by midnight the number of my favorite point guard of all time and get $1.  
65. Ralph, text me by midnight the name of the place I am staying at for the Ohio State-OU game on September 17th, and get $1…in change.  Actually, that is way too easy.  Scratch that.  Name the Ohio State LB who is ONE letter from being the exact complicated name as someone you WOULD have met if you came to my wedding reception.  I worked with him and Cerk at a past life.
66. And guy with complicated name, text me “decisioneering” by midnight and receive a free beer at a time after this Sunday.  
67. Ponto, my favorite guy.  Text me the name of the Flyers player who won the Conn Smythe trophy as a loser in 1987 by midnight and get a #4 from Torchy’s.  
68. I am pretty sure if a gunman invaded a place where Ponto and I were, I would take the bullet for the dude.
69. Cerk, my guy who I KNOW doesn’t read this.  Add the score of our favorite Super Bowl and text me that number by midnight tonight.  
70. Vince, text me by midnight what player I patterned my basketball game after and get a free beer next time I see you.  
71. Kvancz, same bet as Vince.  I mentioned in passing at the wedding in Cancun.  
72. Ross, text me by midnight “high roller” and you get THREE dollars.  
73. That picture is SO epic…still.
74. Avery, text me my favorite dinosaurs (two) by midnight tonight and you get a free beer.  
75. Mom, text me “steelers” by midnight tonight and get a guaranteed visit from your younger son in 2016.
76. Just kidding, mom.  You are getting a visit this year in Vero Beach.  I probably won’t try to surprise you though, as that visit back in the day didn’t really pan out.
77. Pearson, text me the name of my favorite Bama football player by midnight and get a $1.  Think 70’s.  
78. Final prize.  Boss man, Steve.  If you text me by midnight my favorite corner of the world, I will give you $2 Monday.  Think part obvious and part outside the box.  
79. Laugh at the pics if you want.  You could be next.