Midday Moving Day thoughts…
All Masters, all the time.
Coverage is about to start, and I won’t leave my couch for about 4.5 hours, so I thought I would say hello first.
-I love when moving day has Rickie Fowler…moving.
-This When they were young special (I came home from brunch an hour early) is pretty interesting. Gary Player told his then girlfriend’s dad way back when this. “I want two things. I want to be a player like Ben Hogan and I want to marry your daughter.” I am weepy.
-Best movie ever.
-Weird watching Ben Crenshaw highlights after seeing his score this week.
-Tiger is 5 under overall on the 6th hole, and MAN is this tournament better with him on the leaderboard.
-Hey, Jordan Spieth, can you jack up a hole or two today to make this interesting?
-My personal team is starting to clog up the leaderboard. I am on my way to NOT needing Jordan Spieth.
-I remember about 95% of the last 20 years where being -1 or -2 got you in play for Sunday.
-Listen. There are guys who love and can play this course, and there are guys who are not cut out for it. Surprising guys who can. Schartzel, Cabrera, Mark O’Meara, Oosthuizen, Zach Johnson, and a couple others.
-Remember when Ian Poulter talked shit about how Tiger wasn’t all that and that he would be better than him?
-I am looking pretty damn smart on my Paul Casey call.
-Hate him like I do for no reason, but Phil can freaking PLAY this course.
-It is in my top five on my bucket list to either attend The Masters or play the course.
-Once again, it makes me smile just THINKING about this picture of Jason Dufner.
-I think I would LOVE to go have a bunch of beers with Angel Cabrera…or tequila…or whatever.
-PLEASE let Tiger be paired with Adam Scott on the final day, wherever they end up on the leaderboard.
MISCELLANEOUS:
I find it odd that the Droid Turbo charges in 15 minutes on the “turbo” charger but just WON’T charge and holds steady on the old school Droid charger.
ONE more day until Game of Thrones. Basically, don’t bother me ALL day tomorrow.
Watch Silicon Valley after GOT. It is surprisingly a good show.
Thank you HBO for showing the last episodes of last season of GOT when Lindsey was already asleep. I stayed up.
I was at opening day yesterday, and Rockies fans are really funny.
When I say I OWN cornhole, I just mean I purchased it and it is in my house. I am not good.
Tyrion and Ollie lost out. Jackson is the name of my cat/rat. I proposed to Lindsey in Jackson Square in New Orleans and he dances like Michael Jackson with his toys.
Go to The Beast and the Bottle in Uptown on 17th in Denver. Order…anything.
Manziel is out of rehab, meaning I can now start rooting for some sort of Josh Hamliton incident at a bar.
-Alright. We are ten minutes from “Hello, friends.” Gotta go and focus. It is a beautiful day in Denver and you outdoor people be dumb and miss this greatest couch day of the year (aside from tomorrow). I will shout at you tomorrow. Peace.