Murdock…I’m coming to get YOU.
Thoughts for the day… quickly.
- Greetings and salutations, people. Thanks for coming aboard (the boat). Let’s move.
- I am pretty sure that Greg P. is one of my favorite people in life. Sucks not sitting within 5 feet of him.
- I am pretty sure we will all miss Kaytie. I am her unofficial big brother, and our favorite songs, as everyone’s should be, is “It’s a Good Day.”
- I don’t OWN an AK, but wish I did, and glad I don’t need to use it IF I had one.
- Marvin Wilson chose FSU. Dude will be a defensive STUD.
- Is anyone sure to this minute whether Aubrey Solomon chose Miami or Michigan. Google it. Results are HILARIOUS.
- WHY does anyone want Melo on their team? I can’t wait for Melo Trimble to be in the NBA, so we can say “nice Melo?” or “ballhog old Melo?”
- Yes, I am salty again tonight. Different reasons, but I will be on fire for my brief time in the blog zone.
- Lindsey and I don’t fight a lot, but where we eat is one of them. I will build this thing THIS weekend. https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephaniemcneal/wheel-of-food?utm_term=.gurYl3bP0W&bffbfood#.uaJn7dr23w
- Seriously, if you work at my work and haven’t had a 5 minutes conversation with Greg P., then shame on you. You will actually LIKE Pats fans. Him and Baxter.
- I just spent 10 minutes of my life paging through 2017 movies that are coming out. A) When is Rounders II B) I guess I need to like superheroes to like 2017 movies.
- Just for the record, do you understand how hard it is to write accurate sports blog info every single day??? Just asking. YOU try it.
- It IS stress relieving though. It is my yoga. Dog looking at sky stuff. Or whatever that move is called. I think that may be my theme.
- Thunder are playing in front of me. We are almost at the end of the quarter and Westbrook already has 4/3/3. Boom.
- The boat ride probably wasn’t smart, but a hidden story of this week was how Beckham was the most professional NFL payer during the BS Pro Bowl week. Props.
- So THAT is why we didn’t know about Lynch. He tested the 49ers by saying DON’T mention me as a candidate. That is one smart dude.
- Google “Donovan Winter.”
- (waiting)
- I will wait until the end to tell you. Can’t you just do what I ask? There is one person reading this who just laughed.
- You KNOW the Cavs are serious about open tryouts when Lance Stephenson is invited. Vince Roe and I should have flown to Cleveland right NOW.
- Good day. I floss and flouride like a maniac. Dentist was good. Demo went great. And our work workout facility got a BENCH. Once I get the dip/ pullup bar equipment, I am SET.
- Yes, Greg. I know that 50 lb’s are not heavy enough for you to workout at work. I believe that tomorrow is leg day, but not sure.
- Why won’t I switch my dentist from Littleton? Because I get McDonald’s RIGHT after getting a clean bill of health from Perfect Teeth. I freaking LOVE McDonald’s.
- Shit. Might be a theme…
- If I was actually talking to you instead of writing where you had Google, I would ask an over/ under of how many times Ken Hitchcock has gotten fired.
- He was ONE game from being in 3rd on the all time list. Wow. Punch in the gut.
- This could be the greatest article of all time, and THANK you, Deadspin. http://deadspin.com/everyone-hates-steph-currys-new-shoes-except-for-his-br-1781757648
- I wish Mark F. (not me) read this. $10 if he tells me my new favorite college football player.
- Whoa. Haven’t told you yet. OU football recruit. Charleston Rambo. WR. Murdoch, I’m coming for YOU.
- Shit, that may be the new theme. I think it IS.
- Murdock is with a “k.”
- Talk about prop bets and Vic Beasley (after Von won it last year), can you IMAGINE if there were Oscar bets. It is head to head between Denzel…and CASEY Affleck.
- Reminds me of the Peyton vs. Eli conversation. What have YOU done lately, Ben?
- Brent Musburger’s last call was awesome. My wife laughed at me (technically was asleep). When it went to OT, I texted everyone.
- Oh, hell. Wife, don’t come home yet. Just realized that KU-Baylor is on right now and just started.
- (on now-relaxed)
- If you didn’t like Swinney before, read how he signed on his son as a walk on. THEN, try to tell me you don’t like him. Wow.
- Cooler. I love you. Just know I don’t believe in birthday weeks or months. I hung out with you in Aspen and bought J.S’s. And the bus ride weird shit will always haunt me from your friends. I needed a break.
- Who blames getting on the wrong bus on their FRIENDS? No one. That is the answer.
- I think Livin on the Edge by Aerosmith is one of the most underrated songs of all time.
- Wife just called me on way home and said she wanted to talk to me on way home. I said “would you rather me talk to you now or blog when you get home?” Hung up.
- I spent more time watching Beavis and Butthead with Marc Camarote listening to the theme song by Aerosmith than…some people have spent working in their LIFE.
- Ooohhh. Beavis vs. Rambo. Rambo still wins thus far. Dammit.
- Hey, Ronda, I just ASSUMED you would not fight anymore. Over you. Done and done.
- Southwest, fire your website person. My smart wife just said “switch browsers” and problem was solved.
- I may or not be going to Cali next week. Talk about motivation to set meetings…
- Deep thoughts. IF Duke wins out (they won’t), can they even become a #1 seed? I think their losses are way too much. Good luck with someone like VCU or George Mason in that round.
- Will doesn’t read this blog and we are new work friends, but those breakfast gryos you occasionally bring in are DIRTY. That is my ultimate compliment.
- Got enought WR’s, Bama?
- Nice move today, USC.
- You too, LSU.
- Bama still got theirs…dammit.
- My parents are on a cruise and going to Jamaica…still haven’t been there…jealous.
- You should turn this Baylor-KU game on. Just tightened up.
- That’s it for today. Will I blog tomorrow? That is a CLOWN question, bro. Peace.
- Rambo won the theme. I LOVE Rambo so much. I still have the III poster. “The first was for himself, the second was for his country, and the third was for his FRIEND.” Awesome.
