Necessities.

Lightning round.  Too much football going on.  Taking advantage of a Lindsey nap.  Let’s move.

1.  I get the cause and support it, but am over the kneeling thing.  Find another method.  The anthem is…the anthem.  I wasn’t the best Navy officer, but I still served.  That flag is really, really important.
2. People in college BANDS are now kneeling.  Ugghhh.
3. Remind me that Lindsey is sending over football jokes that I laughed SO hard at during brunch.
4. Personalized.  Intelligent.  Above simple stuff.
5. Or maybe it was the mimosas.  That is neither here nor there.
6. I am not looking this up.  Lindsey’s Texas Tech friend, Nick, stayed with us last night.  Apparently, TT has scored 50 plus points for EIGHT games in a row.  Pretty impressive.
7. If you haven’t seen the new Corey Feldman music video, than you haven’t lived.  Scary to say is that he happens to be famous and therefore gets cameras, but has MY dance moves.  I know I am not a good dancer, but I have rhythm, and pretend to think I can.  Awareness is the key.  If I wasn’t in a rush, I have some killer pics.  Maybe tomorrow.
8. Alert.  There is a new Family Guy this week.  If you don’t like that show, than just leave this blog right now.
9. Waiting.
10. Still waiting.
11. Good.  We just have funny people left.  We will all miss Kevin Garnett.
12. You should follow me on Instagram.  Even when I am not funny, I am funny.
13. Thanks, Ralph, for talking me into Friday night college football betting.  I don’t care about games on Friday, and I lost.
14. Chris Bosh has had a very odd playing career.
15. I wish my great grandfather was still alive, because maybe he also listened to Vin Scully anouncing Dodgers games.
16. I love every, single Arby’s commercial.
17. Not as much as the Ice Tea-lemonade commercial, but close.
18. I seriously chuckle every single time that commercial is on.
19. Hey, Georgia.  Remember when you used to be a tough out whether on road or at home?  Wow.
20. Ole Miss was more pissed than I thought this week about losing to Bama.
21. Be strong in your bets.  I went FSU this week after losing last week with them.
22. Lindsey always says one of three things about my betting.  A)  Why didn’t you bet more?  B) I would never have taken that bet. C)  What is the spread?
23. Remember when Penn State and Michigan was a GAME?
24. The Texas Rangers look really good.  I want to change my prediction.  Nationals over Rangers.  There you go, Nick G.  Shout out in the blog you don’t read.
25. The first power rankings for the NBA were released this week, and I admit to reading them in full.
26. Well, until the power rankings for college bball are released.
27. Lindsey is taking a nap.  I can’t nap.  Well, I can nap, but waking up is tougher these days.  Therefore I just don’t nap and utilize my endless energy that I have been blessed with.
28. Seriously, I never get tired.  Thanks, you above people.
29. This is a weird day.  UVA football won.  This is a CRAZY day.  I thought we had a shot at not winning a game this year.  I went to school at UVA when this happened.  We went 6-0, were ranked in the top 5, and then went 7-4.
30. It’s ON.  Ice Tea commercial alert.  READ THE SIGN.
31. I lack friends, but if I had a lot of friends, I wonder if ONE person was having a WCH party this weekend.
32. Scary shit, people.  I will be sitting on this couch a little over seven days from now…with two cats.
33. At least I have a gang sign.
34. Here is a prize.  $10.  Expiration is 10pm tonight (Saturday).  Why am I “justmarkfiller” on Twitter now? Place, and what I was on when it happened mandatory.
35. I get to see Hoban and possibly Amit tonight.  Great dudes.  Love those guys.
36. The Sooners are ranked #25 at 1-2.  The Dixon family has not even thought about going to Stoney’s in the next couple of weeks.  Weird.
37. I bet you I could get Red River Shootout tickets pretty cheap right now.
38. No.  Not worried about the Eagles tomorrow.  We are blitzing the SHIT out of Wentzalvania.
39. I have noticed that Ralph texts me during the weekends now that I am back in the betting game.  He usually is silent.  Him and Bryan S. are two people I know who “turn off their phone.”
40. Ralph, Rudy, Jim.  Sold 1.2 mil last year.  Omaha.  You all just wouldn’t understand.  Magic in a bottle.  I miss Omaha, and I appreciate everything those two did for me.  We were unstoppable.
41. I went over my buddy’s place and he had a globe.  I have a globe.  You can take your technology and shove it up… whatever.  I think if I became president, I would make everyone own a globe.
42. That is not a crap hook.  Seriously.  globes are the coolest thing like…ever.
43. I was asked again last night whether I wanted the shallowness of Trump or the chickness of Hillary.  I replied as I will continue to reply.  I plan on moving ASAP.
44. Lindsey and I just got X Game tickets.  I actually went to the first X Games ever mind you.  New plan.  Buy double of the tickets you need, and then sell them for double the price the day before the show.
45. 1995 was the first X Games.  That was one year after I went to the Woodstock reunion.
46. I try to recognize bucket list items that you can’t wait to do.
47. I seriously am watching football wondering how I survived without betting on games.  I dabble.  Nothing big, but still an investment.
48. Test #1.  He tells me he reads this.  Ross has until 10pm tonight to tell me what my favorite game in Vegas is (and is close to our conference). $10.
49. Test #2.  I try to get Fine to read this.  He somehow doesn’t.  Weird. Elite Eight game we banked on.  Two teams.  $10. 10pm.
50. Test #3.  Omar.  $2 for what I consider the “neutral” food place when traveling.  $2 for where I would go on my own.  10pm expiration.
51. Test #4.  Cerk.  Favorite person besides you I met at your wedding.
52. Test #5.  Scott (says he is reading this over the weekend).  Not YOU, best man of my wedding.  Whiffleball.  Best LB of all time in the NFL.  EASY one. $1.  10pm.
53. Rudy, my most loyal reader.  $1 (makes it a nice round $5).  How many beers does Ralph typically drink?
54. Ralph.  Name of the bar that ended up being a pastry shop in Austin.  $2.  10pm.
55.  You know, hate whoever, but the Clippers wanted him, and KG still retired.  We will miss that guy.
56. I sneezed today.  18 times.  Three above my average.
57. There is a NEW most interesting man?  I am checking out.  I like the old guy.
58. Morning Mac and Cheese at The District is good enough, but my wife had the idea of pouring green chili on it today.  Even the staff said they had to try it.
59. Mac and Cheese…hmmmmm.
60. My wife and I have a new system to save us money since she needs to go out to eat brunch every single weekend day…share.
61. I really don’t know how to tell you how excited I am for finally staying at the Mandalay Bay next Friday.
62. Water.
63. The munchkin cat person is DELIVERING the freaking cat to us before we head to the airport.
64. If you need to go to the grocery store or get a haircut, I recommend going BEFORE you go to bottomless mimosas.
65. Why WOULDN’T you order bottomless?  Financially, it just makes too much sense.
66. My parlay with the Huskers tonight is meaningless if Tennessee doesn’t wake up.
67. My lines.  “This is your show.”
68. My lines.  “More to come.”
69. My lines.  Bryan S. owes me $40.
70. Work pics will either NOT be shown or be shown tomorrow.  I am just dealing with nap time today.  Tomorrow is Steelers day.
71. My flight on Monday leaves at 6am.  I am such a good employee.
72. That’s it for today.  Hope you enjoyed or are at least more informed.  Will I blog tomorrow?  That is a CLOWN question, bro.  Peace.
73. My mood will be directly in line with the Steelers-Eagles game.  Peace again.
74. Go buy a freaking globe and be a real person.