ONE person is definitely not playing Pokemon Go.

No time for this today.  And now, going to play GTee with Hoban.  LITERALLY 15 minutes on the cast today.  One sentence hooks.

1. It scares me that GroupOn sent me a special for a product that is memory foam beds for animals.
2. I didn’t know what Purple Drank was before yesterday, so thanks I guess, McClain.
3. I don’t follow NASCAR but once again will be rooting for Jeff Gordon.
4. Yasiel Puig has to realize that it is cool how he acts when he is raking, but asinine when he is low in the stats.
5. UNC football is mad for stinking in comparison to Michigan these days…because the whole first team to wear Jumpman gear would make a little more sense.
6. I am kind of sad that Vince never wrote me a comment after I blasted LeBron in comparison to MJ yesterday.
7. Notice that Mathieu and Richardson were at polar opposite stages of life their last year in college, and have TOTALLY flip flopped in the last 1 year?
8. Mathieu by official stats was also actually the top ranked CB as well last year even though he is signed as a safety.
9. I don’t know about you, but I could care less what the Yankees are planning to do or not do with A-Rod.
10. Team Colorado gave a better Overseas Elite a run for their money in their surprise run to the final game, and would have been a different game had Hall been totally healthy or Roby would have played at all.
11. Everyone from the other camps are complaining about the all time football poll, and all I can say is that they simply had rules to pick the most consistent team in the top 25, because OU, Bama, or Nebraska certainly would have been #1 otherwise.
12. Ohio State simply is consistent.
13. I love lists, and spent my time watching the new Phelps Olympic story on ESPN by taking things from my master list and making a ranked list of priority for this weekend’s things I won’t get to.
14. I stopped listening to whatever happened to the brother of Aaron Rodgers on that Bachelorette show.
15. Just sign Foles already, Dallas, as we assume some weird collarbone injury will happen…and considering how overweight Romo looks, i assume it more.
16. When thinking whether how Fitzpatrick suddenly mind warped everyone in NY and got his deal done, know that Brandon Marshall has already punted the ball at the end of the day complaining how sluggish the offense is.
17. And I assume he is training when not playing, but the favorite in men’s gymnastics got a $5k bill (he talked it down to $3k) playing Pokemon Go in the Olympic Village…the apocalypse is very, very soon, people.
18. I looked at the schedule and am VERY excited to watch these nighttime finals…mostly about swimming and Usain Bolt’s last run.
19. Zofie still owes me $40.
20. No prizes, Rudy.
21. That’s it.  12 minutes, 3 minutes to post, and I am OUT.  Will I blog tomorrow?  That is a CLOWN question, bro.  Peace.