Pissed today and will talk about it…oh, and Merry Christmas…

Thoughts for the day (brewing)…

1.  No intern until 2017-sorry for grammatical errors.
2. Merry Christmas Eve and all of that blah blah blah….yada yada yada…lobster bisque…
3. Like Vanessa Williams, I am saving the best for last.
4. Lindsey wants me to go with her friends Monday to see Passengers.  Spend five minutes of your life and read TWO previews of the plot of Passengers.  Aside from possibly seeing Lawrence naked, I have ZERO interest and plan on a very productive or not productive two hours while the girls are watching that trash.
5. So, how many jokes did YOU make when they said Michael Floyd was “active” this week?
6. Does anyone want to play the Steelers or Packers right now?  No.  Packers are raking.  Steelers WILL.
7. You give me ONE person who thought both the Bills and Dolphins would score 31 points a piece this morning, and I will give you a live unicorn.
8. Unbelievable the week I take off from betting I am calling every, FREAKING game.
9. I will NOT talk about the conversation with my wife last night about how when SNL mentioned a person, there was a BIG difference between Rod Carew and Rae Carruth.
10. Can you imagine how much we would be teasing Alec Baldwin had he NOT realized he needed to do comedy instead of drama?  Dude is literally the funniest dude ever, with a job for four years guaranteed.
11. I get pissed at famous people sometimes, but then I watch Jimmy Fallon and realize most of them are very, VERY talented.
12. We watched Just Friends last night as Lindsey loves that movie (or just knows Ryan Reynolds is a hot dude-I get it) and I have a few notes.  One, 1995 Jersey?  I know it, lived it, owned it.  Two, I think the famous chick is supposed to be Britney Spears, but we all know it was actually Samantha Fox.  Three, fun movie, and root for this one, guys, if you get turned down on Diehard for Xmas movies.
13. We went to Sassafras this morning because A) how many times is Xmas eve going to be on a Saturday and B) my wife loves brunch.  My question was why we were in a fake N.O. brunch place when we will be in a REAL N.O. brunch place in a week?
14. Listen, when you mention the shampoo effect, know this (my wife and I have argued about this for the entire time of dating).  Aaron A. and I came up with the term in 1998 and you are hearing people paying our creation forward.
15. About to go wrap Christmas presents for the lady, and quite confident this is the first year I win in the present giving game.  If you all play hearts, let’s just say I have the Queen of Spades AND the Jack of Diamonds.
16. I miss playing serious cards.  And chess.  Recruiting three people who play spades, hearts, and chess for a monthly game?  Have your people get in touch with my people.
17. I seriously LOVE the Twenty One Pilots song Heathens.  I am proud of that.
18. I just heard this song Handclap yesterday.  I like it.  I am NOT proud of that.
19. If you haven’t seen A) the Warriors mom dancing or B) the Warriors mom dancing WITH the cheerleaders then you haven’t lived.
20. I got no comments on the blog template.  I get it.  It is Christmas.  I expect feedback next week.
21. So, Lane Kiffin hires a Baylor guy?????  Perfect.  Talk about building the Death Star.  Why am I rooting for him oddly?  Don’t know.
22. I checked out Captain Andrew Luck today.  Pretty funny.
23. I think we should start a pool as to where A.P. plays next year, because I am pretty sure we ALL know the Vikings aren’t paying him that $18 million option.
24. I think Flacco’s VR gifts were more useful and house based, but thinking the Elliott UTV’s are a little more fun.
25. Get better, Todd Bowles.  That team is not YOUR fault.
26. Get better, Carrie Fisher.  I will not make any Star Wars jokes even though I have an arsenal.  Staying serious.  Get better.  Thoughts and prayers.
27. Dammit.  I am retired for one week, but I would have bought in on the over for Louisiana Tech and Navy.
28. I am in second in my bowl pool.  Missed only one thus far.
29. When you think about whether you should work out this week or not, know that I am working out five days a week with a torn rotator cuff.  I am in pain STARTING my workout.  Still busting it out though.
30. Park & Co., my #3 burger place I found out also has FANTASTIC sliders…mini burgers.  And, their mac and cheese is way good too.
31. Basically, I have had mac and cheese 5 of my last 8 meals.
32. Did you really think that ODU was going to their first bowl game and LOSING????
33. Yes, I pour so much hot sauce on any given dish that my body can’t handle it and I don’t care.
34. I made Lindsey watch the fight scene from Troy, and still not sure how that movie is NOT loved by everyone.  Yes, I can do that fight scene swing by swing.
35. It may or may not be true that I invented a dance that will sweep the nation in three months.  It is called the Pully.  Or the Push/ Pull.  We are still working on the name.  But it is dope.  Sorry, mom.  It IS dope.
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37. Hanging out with this company is fun.  
38. My wife really looks like she likes me in that pic.
39. Anyone seen Enemy of the State?  This van has been outside of my house for the last three days
40. And of COURSE I went and knocked on it.  
41. People who know me know how important this purchase is.  New notebook for my OCD lists.  Turquoise?  Well, it was the 23rd of Xmas, the store was packed, and it was either white, pink, or some shade of blue.  Blue always trumps everything.  
42. #twocatmark 
43. More pics tomorrow.  I need to get ready to go to church.
44. By the way, there is some dude named Simeon from the Bible.  Pastor is Trevor Siemian tonight as a character.   Boom.
45. Finally, and more tomorrow on this.  PISSED at you, Bradshaw.  Three coaches since 1969?  Mike Tomlin is the MAN.  How dare you call him out.  More on this tomorrow.
46. Incognito prize before I go.  Ralph literally just got out of surgery and has nothing to do.  If he doesn’t read my blog in the next two weeks, then he really just must hate me.  Therefore, the prize is this.  Text me by 10pm tonight (24th).  Rob K. is Ralph.  Name the four Steelers jerseys I WOULD wear if I was a jersey wearing dude.  $20 cash.
47. Told you the Browns would win today…just saying.
48. That’s it for today.  Hope you enjoyed or are at least more informed.  Will I blog tomorrow?  That is a CLOWN question.  Onward and upward.  Peace, bro.