Seriously. Mad. Not happy. I know I am 3-4 years behind, but an addict speaks his mind. Ugghhh.

At least this guy is still alive.  Long live, Peter.

1. Greetings and salutation, people.  Thanks for coming aboard (the boat).  This is why I have a blog.  Sounding board.
2. Not a horrible day. Not like dying from cancer day, but bad day.  I have the pleasure of waking up tomorrow to see Broncos fans in pain.
3. What a trap game THAT was.
4. Let’s knock this out. I am too tired to blog, but am pissed off.  Patriot Games guy got beheaded tonight, and I hate life…and Game of Thrones.
5. One sentence hooks. Let’s do this.
6. I hate Cris Collinsworth’s voice.
7. Atlanta is leading a NFL division much below .500.
8. Remember when we cared about heavyweight boxing?
9. I have a man crush on Tom Brady.
10. JJ-pops.
11. Your useless fact of the night is that Matthew Stafford is the fastest QB to 20,000 yards.
12. I still think Indy will make the Super Bowl even after getting crushed by my fantasy QB and man crush.
13. Jesus, Andrew Luck has a loud voice.
14. I love Sunday night football, because they announce the schools of all of the NFL players, and I know pretty much all of them.
15. People, UVA is THE university…not anyone else.
16. I think you are missing out in life if you haven’t watched every single Lethal Weapon.
17. I am trying to talk about sports, am pissed at GOT, and want to make sure all is set in our condo when Lindsey comes back from dinner to watch the season finale #1.
18. Drew Stanton, you are either the man or your defense is THAT good.
19. Speaking of Drew, I love Lindsey’s brother, and we texted multiple times about indoor golf courses.
20. I will buy you a beer if you can tell me WHY the Packers won’t be in the Super Bowl-and don’t bring the running game reason.
21. Our guest room has doors now, so feel free to come over and crash, and thanks, Steve.
22. Although Steve didn’t understand I wanted a greasy breakfast, not a yogurt.
23. The millionth reason to read Deadspin. http://deadspin.com/this-woman-appears-to-really-dislike-jameis-winston-1659291947
24. I was told to not get attached to characters on GOT, but seriously?
25. Deadspin is seriously the greatest website outside of mine. http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/mike-ditkas-wardrobe-sponsored-by-goodwill-1659373288
26. I use the word “dirty” here and there and mean it when I say it. I.R.T.Y.  http://deadspin.com/willie-cauley-stein-gets-posterized-by-some-dude-from-b-1659379801
27. JJ Watt is already a stud…who plays defense…who catches TD catches.
28. I would tell you the Bengals are overrated. I would tell you that the Saints are badass at home.  Then today happened.
29. ASU freaking LOST?
30. I know that that was two sentences.
31. Seattle lost to the Chiefs??? WTF.
32. I know that that was two sentences.
33. 408 is a lot, people, and glad it happened against Nebraska.
34. I think the MLB All Stars finally won against Japan, but we don’t care about whatever tourney they are playing.
35. Seriously still pissed about Game of Thrones.
36. I would like to announce that no one should try and start a conversation with me about how black people are not QB material-I hate it.
37. I would also like to say that I don’t believe in TIVO and will never pause a football game.
38. I have Texas basketball on the flipper-they have talent this year, people.
39. I tweeted a joke about Mr. Muschamp and didn’t know he would be fired right after.
40. It is so relaxing when the Steelers don’t play on Sunday.
41. I love Sancho’s in Denver, and I love buying a random person a shot-lights up their day.
42. What are we supposed to think when a QB yells 180?
43. The opposite-Seinfeld joke?
44. I think Winger is the greatest band of the 1980’s.
45. I lost at pool last night, and my partner immediately came up and told me how he had never seen me lose before.
46. Like GWH, not my fault.
47. I think if Todd Gurley rushes for 408 yards that he will also be back in the Heisman convo.
48. I think Oregon is the best team in the nation.
49. I think that FSU dug out of another hole and although I hate him, Winston is the shit.
50. Beat the spread too, people.
51. I am so pissed about Game of Thrones.
52. That is it. I just jumped on to clear my Monday and because I am beyond pissed about Patriot Games guy dying in GOT.  I am just getting ahold of myself.  Enjoy the rest of your weekend.  I have time to post pictures but won’t.  Will I blog tomorrow?  That is a CLOWN question, bro.
53. (mumbling about how angry I am about Game of Thrones…)
54. Thanks also, Steve, for the time share in Aspen next week. I love that town so much, want to go to Square Grouper and play piano, and won’t eat a burger all week in preparation for the best $10 burger in the world at Justice Snow.
55. (still mumbling about GOT…)
56. Was going to edit this thing, but still am pissed about the show.  Hey, Al Michaels, I believe in miracles.  Any chance at reviving Patriot Games guy?