Speed.

Thoughts for the day…

1. Greetings and salutations, people.  Thanks for coming aboard (the boat).  Let’s move.
2. Speed version.  I have 20 minutes before people come over before going to see Pepper.
3. Relying on Deadspin for stories like this is essential in life.  http://deadspin.com/actually-tim-tebow-eating-straight-guac-is-good-1791978880
4. Kevin Love says he will be in Cleveland for a “long time.”  Well, HE thinks so, that is ONE person who believes that.
5. Hey, Cleveland, the Warriors released Anderson Varejao.  THERE you go.  Get the band back together.
6. WHEN is Cleveland signing Lance Stephenson so he can be with JR Smith????
7. My new sales engineer thinks I write a blog once a week over the weekend.  Still getting to know each other-lol.  ADDICTION, Mark (his name also).
8. Sean Payton has a social media “scrambler.”  So, his players will just listen to music before a game.  I AGREE with the method, but find it hard to think it can be enforced.
9. Want a serious Gronk quote??  Here you go.  Classy, and smart.
   

   At a promotional appearance Friday on Radio Row, Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski was asked about life after football. “I don’t really think about it. Every single day I’m with Brady and he’s talking about how he’s going to play six more years,” Gronkowski told the crowd. “So like, in my mind, how can I stop playing before Brady? I came into the league like 50 years after him. I plan on playing as long as I possibly can. I love the game of football. It’s my first love. I put football first, before everything.”

10. State of emergency at UNC.  UNC-ND game moved to Sunday.  What is funny about this story is that UNC bball team actually has to stay on the DURHAM campus in the meantime.  Something about a waterpipe and flouride.
11. I have weird goals, but I hope Zamora and Mixon go out for beers tonight after not getting invited to the NFL combine.  Kind of like a B version of Lance and JR.
12. We could all profit from a hearty update on Bill Simmons.  http://deadspin.com/inspiring-man-who-single-handedly-brought-down-roger-g-1791962914
13. Good day in sales. My job.
14. No free food found today, so that brings it down.  Friday always FEELS like I will stumble on free pizza, the greatest thing of all time.
15. Free food daily rating is now in my blog template.
16. Steelers are talking contract with Antonio Brown.  Maybe he will update us on FB.
17. That hook wasn’t as dumb in my head until I wrote it.  Moving on…
18. Michael Vick retires officially.  One of the most up and down careers we will EVER see.  If you would have told me that someone would have missed HALF his career for off the field stuff and STILL beat Cunningham’s QB rushing record by a cool 1k, I would have told you that you were nuts.
19. I really didn’t know that Rudy from…Rudy…was now a Mormon.  I guess getting busted for pump and dump schemes years ago really makes you rethink everything.
20. Another day of working out to those two incredible songs from Sixx AM.  Today, I added a new one.  Check THIS out.  Starts groovy, and then hits it.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsuTcJfHETE
21. My wife just left for 45 minutes.  I didn’t tell her she changed the channel to Wedding Crashers DURING a Hubie Brown telecast.  Sacrifices.
22. I go to Cali for work next week officially now.  I love going west to Cali.  I love Going Back to Cali…
23. That was dumb too.  Sorry.  I am not salty today and am in a good mood, meaning my blog is weaker.
24. Lindsey started running through a list of movies that make you cry last night.  Mine off the top of my head.  Turner & Hooch.  Eight Below.  Pursuit of Happiness.  Armageddon.  White Fang.  The American President.
25. Going in April to a viewing of Princess Bride a day before our wedding anniversary.  Considering our theme of the wedding was that, pretty cool.  Q&A with the actor too.  At the Paramount.
26. You are welcome.  Check out the chug Cleveland Browns item.  
27. Zags are kind of like Transfer U for 2017.  I am trying not to drink the Kool-Aid.  They will let us down but dammit, they are like 10 guys DEEP.
28. I am tired of making Art Briles jokes.  Sickening to be honest.
29. Tiger Woods has back spasms and is out for the weekend.  Not to be confused with his other back problems…yeah.
30. Dwight Howard/ Snowball (regular readers?) won against Houston.  If he hadn’t been on like 4 teams, I might care more.
31. Torchy’s Day is Friday after sales meeting.  As AP said, “when did a breakfast taco become different than a breakfast burrito?”  Like when he asked when a grilled cheese became a panini.
32. WHEN is my new Fuego Box coming.  Almost out of hot sauce.  THANK you, Avery.
33. You learn things every day.  #twocatmark learned last night that my cat, Jackson, is ENTHRALLED with us whistling, and really likes Patience by GNR.
34. Watching one of Lindsey’s death shows, I learned that mad man Bart Whitaker actually USED Mr. Soze as an alias at one point during his kill cycle.
35. Playing Greg hopefully tomorrow on “big boy” pool tables.  I plan on still winning, but damn does that kid have skills.
36. I love the show Shark Tank SOOOO much.  Kind of depressing, but awesome regardless.
37. I didn’t know the whole Barbara Corcoran story.  A dude CHEATED on her?  Man, does THAT dude regret some shit.
38. So, the kid from KU not only is being investigated for hitting his woman but also burglary?  Man, does THAT dude regret some shit.
39. Sorry.  It was vandalism, not burglarly…
40. I wanted more in that story about Manziel during his autograph session.  Nothing stupid though.  Crazy how many people still showed up to the show though.
41. Just so you have a face with the name.  My new sales engineer.  Mark J.  I will reference him from now on by MJ.  Great guy, and he will be traveling with me henceforth.
42. (those who receive the email didn’t get his picture-added it after the fact-they might actually have to type in my whole website address to see it-tough life)  
43. I love the term “henceforth.”  I don’t even care if I am using it right.
44. Hubie Brown announcing a basketball game is euphoric.
45. Theme.  This was written in 22 minutes.  I hate Sandra Bullock with all of my heart.
46. That’s it for today.  Will I blog tomorrow?  That is a CLOWN question, bro.  PEACE.