The Glove.

No blog template, no hook, no line, no sinker, and definitely no river.  Steelers bye week relaxation.

1.  Greetings and salutation, people.  Thanks for coming aboard (the boat). Let’s move.
2. Come ON, Seattle.  I need you for a single bet, but the 4 team parlay is much more important right now.
3. A shout out to my boy, Amit.  Moving on Thursday.  The Glove.  We solved a lot of problems at 3am in the morning on my patio on weekends.  I will miss you, bro.  
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7. Seriously love that guy.  Going back to Cali though.  
8. When we met, I said “your name is WHAT?”  He said “Amit.  Like a glove.”
9. The integration of cats is to the point that A) I worry more about Jackson than Charlee B) Charlee is every bit of crazy that Jackson is and C) we only look at them when we hear a loud cat noise. #twocatmark  
10. Follow her on Instagram.  Charlee_the_munchkin
11. I hate you, Baylor.
12. I hate you, West Virginia.
13. I love you FSU, even though I know it is tough for you to talk about it.  I got 4.5 points.  You lost by 3.  THANK you.
14. The mac and cheese at Thirsty Lion is different than my other favorite mac and cheeses.  Not good because it is overloaded with cheese.  Good because it is spicy with the perfect amount of cheese.
15. We made all four phases of Halloween last night.  That is impressive for my younger yet still older wife.  Dinner, house party, concert, car dealership party.  I admit to coming home and bee-lining it for the bed.
16. The car dealership party is no joke, people.  Sounds weak, but not so much.
17. Woke up to a decent Skins-Bengals game.  Ironic that a country known for watching games that end in draws watched an American football game that ended in a tie.
18. Intern Doug is still at the World Series (I think).  Sorry for grammatical errors.  No editing.
19. I am not rooting against the Cubs.  I merely want to optimize my teasing for whichever perennial losing streak DOESN’T end.
20. Have I mentioned this week how I love my 4Runner, and it doesn’t matter what kind of car you have…mine is better?
21. The fridge arrives tomorrow.  Thank God.
22. Every time I regret NOT making a bet that would have banked for me, I remember there are at least equal amount of bets that I didn’t choose to take, would have lost, and that I have erased from my memory.
23. Welcome back to being a quality team, Notre Dame.  Thanks also for whispering in my ear to bet on you.
24. Hey, Huskers fans, is it too soon to console you on defeat but thank you for covering?
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27. There was a Cubs fan at The Thirsty Lion yesterday at a group event NOT looking at the TV during the game.  Disgraceful.
28. There was a guy at the London NFL game today decked out in Giants gear.  Disgraceful.
29. Rule #1:  No second teams allowed.
30. Rule #2:  You are allowed to wear another team’s gear at a game, but it CAN’T be in the same sport/ league.  Example.  I can wear a UVA pullover to a Broncos game, but I can’t wear a Jets jersey to a Raider game.  Illegal.
31. My rules, my blog, and write your own blog if you disagree.
32. If you ever wondered what a Bills fan was like, watch the clip of them throwing a dildo on the field.
33. This guy was looking my way during this picture because A) people don’t understand how much of a brilliant photographer I am and B) the tv that had the Cubs-Tribe game on was facing this way.  
34. The reason I wake up each day and know I will be successful in sports is because Skip Bayless somehow made it.  Dude is seriously an idiot.
35. I mentioned a house party earlier.  I may be wrong.  Don’t think a party qualifies as a house party when there were at least 5 kids and 7 dogs there.
36. But, during this party, I found my corner.   I didn’t talk to many people at the party.  
37. I think you know it was a good night when no one is really sure Saturday morning WHO ordered the pizza the night before.
38. Josh Gordon just got out of rehab and I picture him smoking up right about…NOW.
39. I like it when MMA fighters win and then fight their own corner.
40. I didn’t get to play golf or hit the driving range this weekend, but I guess I am not really sure WHEN that would have been snuck in.
41. Lindsey oddly gets asked to home by swingers a lot more than what I hear on the street.
42. I think it is weird that the gay bar down the street has the NFL ticket, but I sometimes go because it is literally one block away.
43. Mayfield.  Mahomes.  
44. My real homes and brother in law.  
45. Favorite part of last night.  Gini and I busting out the main dance scene of Thriller without being prompted.  Bad.  Ass.
46. Yes, I sing that song karaoke but say “Filler” instead of Thriller.
47. I think more WR’s I have barely heard of scored this week than any other week…ever.
48. Wow, Terrelle Pryor was a great late round fantasy football draft pick I never saw coming.
49. I think Lindsey only likes Sooner football, as I have NO idea how she is taking a nap right now next to me while this incredible Seahawks-Saints game is going on.
50. Damn you, Seattle.  Just had to clear 1.5.  Chasing tonight, which is also fun.
51. Pics.  When I search through my older pics, sometimes I have to show you again.  You all have Facebook.  I have my blog.
52. This is the only reason I will be sad if the Cubs lose.  
53. This is the car dealership.  
54. How would I do a Sunday blog without Avery giving us the finger?  
55. I wish I would have thought of this.  
56. Well, I guess he can pull it off better for obvious reasons, but I still was jealous.
57. Linds making friends.  
58. Just a pic.  
59. My buddy is in a band, but sometimes I think he SHOULD be playing when he actually isn’t.  
60. He does some stuff sometimes though.  
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62. Any single time you THINK you are relaxed, know you can’t top this.  
63. Definitely one  of my favorite Lindsey friends…Wildfire.  
64. Yes, I will probably win at fantasy.  
65. I am not saying there couldn’t be another Wild Thing.  But maybe not at the same small event???  You were cool, Cody.  Much more effort on your part.  
66. Stringdusters pregame at the venue down the street.  
67. They weren’t as good as Yonder in my opinion, but they were solid. 
68. Best burger in CO outside of Justice Snow’s in Aspen.  #humboldt 
69. Ok.  Let’s do some oldies.
70. It will never get less funny.  
71. Father.  Son.  
72. I feel secure enough to admire this photo.  
73. Halftime of the Ohio State-OU game.  
74. Hope this guy calls me again after the Cubs lose the Series.  
75. There is some chick in Denver who needs to be MOVED away from the TV mics.  I hear her every time and she needs to go.  Sounds like someone is stepping on my cat.
76. Pancho.  Guy from the band pics.  LOVE this guy.  
77. I am not the only person who likes to hang out with the statue down the street.  
78. That would be Casey.
79. My boss and friends.  
80. How my wife got a hematoma, and learned what that actually is.  
81. Forgot I had this one…two very stubborn and awesome dudes.  
82. You won’t admit it, but EVERYONE wants to be a bartender for a moment.  
83. My ladies… 
84. My homes again… 
85. Hey, its JJ.  
86. Listen, I love a mic in my hand.  OK?  
87. Hey, it’s Lindsey’s family.  
88. Hey, it’s the best bar in the world.  
89. Hey, this is my friend before I jumped off the boat.  Really.  
90. Hey, it’s my best man and his wife.  
91. And my fantastic rents… 
92. Hey, it’s Marty and that crazy other gym guy.  
93. Hey, it’s my bachelor party in Vegas when I forgot the fountains stopped at some point in the night.  
94. Hey, It’s Vince R.  I sent out emails every day and he said “you really need to just write a blog.”  
95. Hey, it’s me and my wife sporting our colors.  
96. Hey, it’s that other Ross photo that rocks.  
97. Hey, it’s Chris D at the USA-Mexico game (I am getting tired of this, but we might have to do nostalgia pics every day moving forward).  
98. Hey, it’s me after someone dared me I didn’t have the guts to do what the dudes at the male review did.  Whatever.  
99. Alpine slides can be scary if you don’t use brakes.  
100. It is my remarkably stoic, good looking, and cool as shit co-worker.  Cerk.  
101. We just really like water and beaches.  
102. Not sure where THESE people went.  
103. I felt good about doing this.  
104. My brother just pulls buses for fun.  
105. Little Jerry!!!!  
106. I forgot Lindsey GOLFED.  
107. Well, frisbee golf.  Well, not even that.  Just frisbee.
108. The prize after the greatest basketball amusement park exhibition…ever.  
109. Hey, my single dude friends…this chick is dope and I believe still available.  Actually, after thinking about it, she is cooler than you most likely.  
110. Your Lions screwed me today, but I still love you, bro.  
111. Older pic of Joseph and my mom.  
112. And Lindsey and I say we will talk with you Monday.  
113. That’s it, folks.  Hope you enjoyed or at least are more informed.  Will I blog tomorrow?  That is a CLOWN question, bro.  Peace.