The Chaperone.
HOOK:
“Surprise.”
I admit to not watching anything but a few minutes here and there and the last 5 minutes of the game, but look at all the surprises last night’s low level Ravens-Browns game brought:
-The crazy change of possessions at the end.
-The “walk-off” field goal block TD.
-Matt Schuab! Wahoowa!
-An injury to the starting QB on a team that doesn’t want to have to start Manziel again. Go, Austin Davis.
-The signing of an ex-Ohio State WR…errhhhh…QB….WR…whatever (just in case it gets down to Johnny Football.
-The hypothetical list of teams that could go after Manziel. http://fansided.com/2015/11/30/5-nfl-teams-trade-johnny-manziel/
LINE:
“ACC-Big 10.”
I get it. Not enough hours in the day to watch all of the games. You can skip my boys at UVA, since they better cruise against a young, undermanned OSU squad. Watch the Cuse-Wisconsin game to figure out the magic the Cuse are presently pulling…or to say a possible goodbye to Mr. Ryan. Watch the Indiana-Duke game to figure out how Indiana lost to UNLV or Wake, and whether they decide to use their on the court skill to actually give Duke a run. Watch MSU-Louisville to see an Izzo squad already playing March basketball or an underhand free shooter on UL. OR…..just save up ALL of that time and watch Maryland-UNC a.k.a your possible national championship. UNC has the chemistry, experience, talent, and now SHOOTERS (when they have Paige healthy), and MD is in the process of merging transfers and young kids into a squad that has the talent to win the whole thing. Should be fun.
SINKER:
“Miscellaneous.”
-Thanks for telling us you would have liked to face Kobe in the finals, LeBron…adorable.
-Thanks for telling us the media is mistreating Kobe, Mr. Durant…adorable.
-Get the Pats while you can and without Gronk, you extremely bipolar Eagles.
-Sit out the entire week, Ben. Just be healthy Sunday night.
-You have made enough bad decisions, Miami Marlins, that hiring Bonds as a hitting coach doesn’t win…so just do it.
-Losing Price for 6 weeks hurts the Canadiens obviously, but if you take out his 10-2 record on the ice, they seem to be doing just fine without him also.
-Another day in our lives with the Warriors unblemished (although close last night) and the Sixers winless.
-Let’s keep asking Jerry Jones about Tony Romo and see if he REALLY cracks.
-Scott Frost, I thought you would have waited to see if your Nebraska position opened up. I guess you like Disneyworld…or land…or whichever one is in Florida.
-SO great to hear Leah Still is cancer free. What a great story that is, Devon.
-#2 QB recruit is rethinking his UGA commitment. And here we go…
-Finally, Mr. Okafor will get a security guard whenever he goes out anywhere. This will be an extra fun story to follow now. Those trouble making Dukies…
They need a freaking chaperone for him…
That’s it for today. Will I blog tomorrow? That is a CLOWN question, bro. Peace.