Watching football.  No hook, line, sinker, or river.  Let’s move.

1.  Just score a LOT, Maryland and Michigan.  I don’t care about your score.
2. I mean, hello, all.  Hope you are well.  Just score a LOT, Maryland and Michigan.  I don’t care about your score.
3. Mario would like that I greeted everyone first.
4. I did NOT hit my 6 team NBA parlay for $5 if you care.
5. Here is hoping a two loss A&M team won’t be ahead of too many one loss teams (you know, since they were ranked ahead of an undefeated Washington team last week if I have to explain).
6. Here is hoping I never accidentally double bet a game I lost (A&M if I have to explain).
7. Here is hoping Amy Schumer will be somewhat funny, although my expectations are low and I am hoping there are some other dudes there.  
8. By the way, Trainwreck is one freaking FUNNY movie.  Watch it.  Stop reading this actually.  
9. Yes.  Easy Cheese was bought at the grocery store today, and is half gone 1 hour after being home.
10. Sign of a good night last night.  
11. By the way, as an expert, I will tell you.  The other flavors of Easy Cheese will tempt you, but stick to cheddar or american.  Trust me.
12. No telling if the subscribers will get this, but if they do, I will say again I was at work at 645am Friday.  Still waiting on the JetPack update so everything aligns.
13. Watch the Vandy blocked kick.  Dude pulled a Troy Polamalu better than HE ever did.
14. I say I would only wear three NFL jerseys.  Bleier, Lambert, Polamalu.  Then, I remember I NEVER wear jerseys.  
15. Bad. Ass.  Fighting Back was a book I read about 45 times as a kid.  It also had curse words, so that was cool when I was eight also.
16. I have laid off of Instagram this weekend thus far.  Baby steps to the elevator (on editing, I have posted two pictures in the last 45 minutes).
17. If only I could know to bet huge on an easy Miami (OH) point spread and over win.
18. I was thinking about going out last night, but heard Hubie Brown doing the Knicks game, and took off my clothes and laid on the couch enjoying.  
19. I could watch the shittiest bball game ever, and listen in awe if he was announcing.
20. I was thinking about staying on that couch, but then Ross and Hoban called me as they were in the area.  
21. Rule #1:  Don’t play Hoban at Foosball.
22. Rule #2:  IF someone challenges you at Foosball, and Hoban is available, let HIM play.
23. Rule #3:  If ON the team of Hoban, be happy.
24. Rule #4:  Refer to Rule #1 if confused.
25. Have no idea why the numbers just reset moving forward.  But…trust me…this copy is funny, but it would take too long to explain.

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3. I think I might be the only person who literally gets excited to switch things from one backpack to the other (FWI one).
4. Follow me on social media.  I will notice.  “justmarkfiller”
5. Don’t be my Facebook friend.  Well, be my Facebook friend, but I might not notice.  I just noticed a poke from 2 years ago.
6. Don’t get on Bovada without letting me refer you.  You make money.  I make money.
7. I might be a lot like the character in The Guardian.  Seriously.  Kevin Costner.  
8. I might also be the character in Tin Cup.  Well, at least on the last hole.  
9. I might just be Kevin Costner without the talent and looks.
10. But seriously, I watched the Guardian late last night solo…and it resonated…again.  
11. Not an epic movie, but better than most of you think.  Cheesy, kind of like Men of Honor, and watchable.
12. I have failed in a few things in life, but one thing I will either pursue later than I planned in life might be something related to water.  Water to me is what land is to you all.  Home.  Foundation.  Comfort.  I am actually Aquaman and not Kevin Costner.  
13. The NEW one looks badass though.  I will be THAT one.  
14. He kind of looks like he was in 300, fell off the cliff, and then just did his OWN thing.
15. Losing your credit card is not fun.  Calling places and having your wife then tell you she has it kind of makes things…better, but not so much.
16. If I am still down at 6pm tonight, I might money line LSU.  So tough…but thinking about it.
17. Auburn didn’t look good today, but it was a win, and they still are hot on paper.
18. Moe’s on 6th and Grant is delicious, and I HIGHLY recommend getting the bacon horseradish cream cheese on whatever you get.  
19. Get the Shorty.
20. Cream cheese tastes great in everything.
21. My specialty is putting it in eggs.  I only cook spaghetti, eggs, and grilled cheese sandwiches.
22. I feel like the plot of Designated Survivor traps itself.  First episode.  Epic.  Next episode. “OK, well, everyone is dead so now what do we do?”  
23. Look at FWI have fun at Amit’s going away party, whether blurry of not.  
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26. I actually blurred the bar pic because I am a professional, and I thought it needed to be blurry since people were blurry at happy hour.  I am a professional.
27. Let’s just give the Heisman Trophy to Lamar Jackson and call it a day.
28. SO glad I sold Direct TV on giving us a deal, because I wasn’t looking forward to returning receivers, boxes, changing internet, etc.
29. I think Ezekiel Elliott might be the next coming of Lawrence Phillips.  
30. Draw your own conclusions.
31. Check out Lindsey’s Facebook.  She just posted a photo I told her to Trademark because I think I can sell it for millions to Hallmark.
32. I could show you, but then I would have to kill you.
33. Andy Murray is now #1 even though I don’t think he has won much more than when he was #3.
34. TOLD you Rose would make a statement game in Chicago.  I just only bet the game in a parlay so technically you can call me out for non belief.
35. My mustache looks HORRIBLE.
36. Lindsey is to my right friending other cats on Instagram so Charlee can make us famous.
37. That would be convenient so we can leave Trump or Clinton America and get that place in Belize I want.  
38. Vargas is technically very good, has a vicious right hand, and is younger.  That being said, Manny will outbox him and win in a very decisive decision after perhaps a knockdown scare early.
39. Hey, Manny, if you JUST would have fought Money a little earlier, I would care more.  
40. I leave you with this.  Paradise City came on the radio today on my way to Moe’s.  Listen.  Stop your day and listen to every single song on the greatest debut album at the time (overtook Boston’s).  Appetite is a BRILLIANT album, that came out right during the Whitesnake, Def Lep, Poison regime.
41. My brother coached me right.  Rocket Queen is the best song on there (well, outside of MY song (Sweet Child)).  Nightrain is awesome.  Mr. Brownstone has its OWN groove.  I could go on and on.  
42. I could have gone longer on that last hook.  I know more about 80’s glam rock…than anyone on this planet.
43. I am #twocatmark and can beat up most people and this is MY blog, so therefore I can post shit about cats.  
44. Karate Kid.  Balance.  
45. That freaking ball toy is the arguably the BEST $10 I have EVER spent.
46. I am #twocatmark And this is NOT a tennis match.  
47. Our friend, Heather,and the cat she has pledged eternal cat sitting for.  
48. One is owning a cat.  Two is gray area.  Three would be cat lady territory.  
49. That’s it for today.  Hope you enjoyed or at least are more informed.  Will I blog tomorrow?  That is a CLOWN question, bro.  Peace.