The Rise of Santa Claus (NO spoilers for Star Wars)
The Rise of Santa Claus (No Movie Spoilers for Star Wars…I Promise)
The Cast
Date: 122419
FILLERBUSTER’S ELEVEN
BACKGROUND: This started as a long-winded numbered blog. It transformed into an organized long-winded category blog. Now, it is a quick-hitter to ease your pain. I lack time. So, the preparation of the blog actually made me procrastinate from writing the thing. Let’s see who makes the cut. Barely edited as usual unfortunately, so please excuse any mistakes during my stream of consciousness. I feel the need…the need for speed. Let’s turn and burn.
SETTING: Written after work on the 23rd and the morning of the 24th.
- EVERGREEN 1: A Christmas Poem.
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the South
Joe B. was stirring, Burrowed like a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that OU’s defense somehow would be there;
Ohio State fans were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of “The” danced in their heads;
And Ed O. in the movie Waterboy, and Dabo in his cap,
Clemson hasn’t lost since LAST year’s long winter’s nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
Crimson and Cream were the colors of objects below,
When what to my wondering eyes did appear,
But a Sooner wagon and eight tiny reindeer,
With a little old driver so lively and quick,
It was Jalen Hurts riding shotgun with good ole St. Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
“Now, Murray! now, Ceedee! now Norwood and Rambo!
On, Kelly! on, Humphrey! on, Bridges and Trey GO!
To the top of the playoff! to the top of the wall!
Now New Orleans! The Dome! #1 finally y’all!”
As leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
The wagon won’t tip over this time, mount to the sky;
So first down goes Burrow the coursers they flew
With the wagon full of touchdowns, and St. Nicholas too—
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Jalen Hurts came with a bound.
He was dressed in his uniform, Crimson head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of footballs he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a pedler just opening his pack.
His eyes—how they twinkled! his dimples, how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard on his chin was as white as the snow;
The NCAA approved pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke, it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a washboard belly
It did not shake when he laughed, not like a bowl full of jelly.
He wanted revenge for Bama putting him on the shelf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
LSU, Clemson, and OSU had something to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his wagon, no ref would dare whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight—
“Boomer Sooner y’all, and to all a good night!”
- 2.STAR WARS (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO spoilers): I will be vague and general, and not give up anything that will ruin your viewing. Here we go. If you go see the movie at an Alamo Drafthouse, they have a funny lip-dub intro to the movie. Pretty hilarious. I am not a big 3D guy, but we went to a 3D showing because the time worked out better, and I will say that the 3D IS worth it on this one. Sort of like Avatar was worth the 3D investment. If the intro with the words fading into the screen and the theme music doesn’t give you chills, then there is something just wrong with you. Jedi obstacle courses look pretty hard. Apparently, they have progressed enough to do warp speed back to back to back in this one. You just warp until you are happy with where you land. Chewbacca and X-Wing fighters are still awesome, so you know. I am not sure how much they filmed before or what was edited, but even though she is…dead, Princess Leia has a pretty big part in this one oddly. There are no irritating new monsters in this one. You know who I am referencing with that, Jar Jar. I am pretty sure they cover most of the people or things you WANT to make an appearance, if this it for the trilogy. Some BIG ones pop in, trust me. Rey has become the steroid version of Luke Skywalker. She pulls some CRAZY moves in this one. At one point, there is a battle of who can move a ship with their mind. There is also a silly spinoff of “there are not the droids you are looking for” moment. Yes, there is a new, adorable droid with all of the secrets. A plot twist with C3PO provides some of the funniest moments of the movie. Wait for it. It is good. They are looking for “wayfinders,” and that is what I sell at work. How adorable. The lightsaber fights are off the hook, and there are many of them, as expected. Some big-time secrets also are released. Man, some of their family trees are so jacked up. There is a trick you take for granted early on that comes into play in a BIG way late in the movie. Well done, Lucasfilm. Nice curveball that still makes sense. The last big battle kind of reminded of Independence Day a little bit. And a little of Game Of Thrones too, when some help comes and you are like “Ummmm. THAT would have been beneficial to be about 10 minutes EARLIER.” Finally, even the Ewoks make a very brief appearance. BRIEF. Not long enough for us to be irritated by them. All in all, the movie makers did their job well. I am sad if they are actually NOT going to make more, because I am totally down for more. But, if this is the end, they wrapped up some stories, had some jokes, told some secrets, made some awesome battles, and overall left me satisfied with the final product. I give it an A-. The minus is because I was wanting a little more baddass-ness from Luke in this one, dead or not.
- 3. NFL: Marcus Peters got fined 14k for drinking a beer with a fan after the final pass breakup of his, and although that is an expensive beer, I have to admit I support Peters in his fan bonding. The Steelers went back to Mason Rudolph this weekend, so I guess Mason Rudolph DID know what he was doing by constantly wearing his helmet on the sidelines when Duck was starting. I kind of feel bad for all of those Steelers fans who went all out on Duck gear. He might be back on the bench. But, the Steelers are a mess overall. They now rely on something else happening to get in the playoffs (realistic though), they don’t know who their starting QB is if both are healthy, and they can’t score offensive TD’s unless they use their pass interference offensive game plan, which works kind of well for the most part (that is when they count on the other team to commit penalties to move the ball down the field). The Chiefs beat up on the Broncos last week in the snow, but then the Broncos came back and held serve against the Lions this week. I would be pretty happy if I was a Broncos fan. At least THEY know who their QB of the future is. They are ending the year strong. Did Dak Prescott learn to say the word “defer” in this week’s game? That was weird. I get that we want to bust the Pats on this video thing, but can’t we just write it off and say, “it’s the freaking BENGALS-who cares?” Eli won his last home game (probably) and some other team will pick him up for another year. Last week, the Steelers-Bills game had THREE brothers in it. Two from Pittsburgh, one from the Bills. Whether they are good or not, that is a heck of an accomplishment. You and your two brothers ALL made the highest level of the sport. If you want to get picked up by another team, Browns, you might want to wait until AFTER the game to say that. If you think things aren’t circular, Josh Gordon got banned for substances, and I am not even sure if this is a new charge or not. If you think that the whole NFL will have higher standards and ban someone collectively, know that Janoris Jenkins just got picked up by the Saints. If you think that Raiders fans aren’t all the same, then you probably chose not to read that they threw trash on the field in their final game. If you think that the battle is not real for guaranteed salaries in the NFL, know that Xavien Howard just had surgery, but has $46 million guaranteed to him still. Drew Brees passed Peyton Manning for most career passing TD’s. Impressive, it is for sure. But, oddly I am not taking either QB to suit up for me if I had one game to win. Lots of stats for those two guys those. I would take Joe Montana, if you care. I think the Rams and Chargers were the two biggest disappointments in the NFL this season. Both were relatively healthy all year, both fielded some of the best players at several positions, and neither will be in the playoffs this year. Darren Sproles will retire, and I wait anxiously for the next fun Reggie Bush/ Darren Sproles type of running back in the league. Finally, the media sucks. In that whole Kameron Kelly story, can SOMEONE tell me what song the staff skipped of his on the jukebox? I really want to know the request. All you need to know about last night’s MNF game is that Aaron Rodgers has won his last six MNF games, and Kirk Cousins is 0-9 all time on MNF.
- 4. COLLEGE FOOTBALL: The Army-Navy game is always special on all fronts, but you don’t expect one player to run around like a video game. Malcolm Perry had over 300 yards rushing and he is Navy’s QB. The Heisman Trophy went about the way we thought it would. Joe Burrow was about as real as you can be. He didn’t stop crying and got a food donation run going with his speech. Alabama had NO first team All-Americans for the first time since 2010. That is a heck of a run. Oklahoma is messing with LSU fans through Mother Nature, as they apparently are sending them tornadoes. There is honestly too much to cover in this thing today to touch on signing day. I love it, and sorry. Moving on. Clemson hasn’t lost in a long time, and now they just got their FIRST #1 recruiting class. That is all Dabo needs. MORE talent on his roster. OU is really testing itself by being undermanned because of suspensions. Finally, Marcus Dumervil announced on MNF that he played for THE University of Louisiana State. No, Marcus. This party can’t have any more people. It is UVA, Miami, and Ohio State who say that, and our bouncer will now show you to the door.
- 5. COLLEGE BASKETBALL: Gonzaga is now the #1 team in the nation after Kansas fell in its first week of being there. And Gonzaga won’t lose in conference play, so they will be there for QUITE some time, I would think. Watch them play, folks. They have it all. Talent, depth, coaching, size, etc. Complete team, and taking down Arizona in Arizona and UNC at all is not easy. I had a bit all prepped all set about how complete of team Dayton is and they are a great sleeper for March for your bracket. Then, they went out and lost to CU on a neutral floor. Geez. Alonzo Verge of ASU scored 43 points off the BENCH, and his team still lost to St. Mary’s. The Southern Conference had a heck of a day on Wednesday, knocking off two big boys. Seton Hall was severely undermanned and STILL beat Maryland. Smoked them. That is pretty incredible, or MD is not for real at all. Probably the former. If you read my blog regularly, I TOLD you I smelled something with the Nova-KU game this weekend. Told you. I watched Oklahoma State play last week and was very impressed. They then got SMOKED by Minnesota at home and I don’t know WHAT to do with them. Finally, my Cavaliers. They just CAN’T score. I get that playing their defense is going to win a lot of games, but you are basically asking your pitcher to throw a one-hitter each time out. It will catch up with you, and it did with South Carolina AT Virginia embarrassingly. Odd that one of the best shooters of ALL time forgot to recruit a guy who can play defense AND shoot the rock. That being said, I don’t think ANY of us expected Kyle Guy to go pro. He would have completed this present team. Damn you, Kyle.
- 6. NBA: Hurry back from injury, Luka. Mavs fans and basketball fans overall miss you badly. The fact that the Mavs beat the Bucks IN Milwaukee without Doncic is absurd in some ways. Christ-Masketball is a dumb theme they are using for the big NBA day. If Giannis is dunking over people freakishly AND hitting five three pointers in games, where is the ceiling? Dude is insanely talented and just keeps getting better. The NBA is mulling over a tourney MID-year that will pay the winners $1 million each. Ummm. Yeah. DON’T do this. No midseason “tourneys.” Tacko Fall was already Boston’s fan favorite. Him being a guest conductor for the Boston Pops does not hurt that fandom. Finally, as always the best read of the week if you are a hoops fan. https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/28313228/ten-nba-things-like-including-philadelphia-76ers-big-question
- 7. MLB: The Rangers snagging Kluber from the Indians was a really big move for a team right on the cusp of breaking out. I don’t understand either side’s wants when reading the Madison Bumgarner went to the D-Backs. Mike Trout is going from totally out of the playoffs the last years to being a frontrunner to win the whole thing (well, after the Yankees, Dodgers, Astros and some others). They had already gotten Rendon, they have Trout, and now it was released that Ohtani is on the final step of his rehab. That team will come together QUICKLY now. Yay. Rich Hill and his wife are so tight that they get arrested together too. Someone finally signed Dallas Keuchel. About time.
- 8. MISCELLANEOUS: The United State won the President’s Cup, completing a big comeback to do so. Tiger Woods went 3-0 as a player, and he had some nice moves in his captain strategy. Good win. Go America. A woman beat a man for the first time ever in the World Darts Tournament, or whatever it is called. I am very surprised it took this long, but glad someone put the dudes in their place. Whenever you doubt the talent of some of the world’s top athletes, go Google Ronaldo’s header last week. Well-timed, sick air, and the best are the best for a reason. Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr. missed his weight and lost $1 million in prize money. I don’t get this. You have one thing to do in life. Your sport. The simplest thing you control is your weight. And he couldn’t. Amazing.
- 9. THIS AND THAT: Fun fact I didn’t know. The guy who Wahlberg pulls onto stage in Rockstar is actually Miles Kennedy. Tell your friends. Mariah Carey’s Xmas song finally hit #1 after all of these years. Not sure how that evolved. Eddie Murphy was pretty stellar on SNL. Some big names stopped by, he did Gumby and Buckwheat in great fashion, had a couple of other skits that were decent, and only the game show one missed as far as I was concerned. Jake Hoot won The Voice, and I am proud because he was one of my draft picks. My wife and I draft our favorites early on in the contest and see whose makes it. I was sad to hear that Coach Boone from Remember the Titans died this week. What a great movie that is, and glad the real-life character got to see the movie about him become legendary before exiting stage left. We watched The Grinch the other night, and it is fascinating to me how simple, yet clever that storyline is. Brilliant. Lindsey’s favorite Xmas movie is Elf, and we also watched that last week. Please tell me you have seen it, and if you haven’t, you have permission to STOP reading this blog and go watch it. We are still watching Mindhunter one by one, and it just keeps getting better. We finished The Irishman, and it was solid through and through, and basically is like Casino 2 without the casino. Pitbull looks a little old in his latest commercial. He is 38, but looks like 44 now. That hard-boiled egg/ Listeria story has totally jacked up my diet for the last week. I live on those things. Don’t F%^& With Cats is a short three-episode show, worth every minute, and will suck you in like you won’t believe. Great stuff. Miss USA is Miss Virginia, and I learned there is no swimsuit competition in it and that pretty girls are also doing science experiments on stage. I can’t talk about the impeachment thing. I am so over it. By the time they are done wasting time and figure out what to do, he will be out of office. If you are wondering when the world will end, know that we have learned a hitlist of things in Mother Nature in the last year. Bomb cyclone, atmospheric river, squalls, etc. Fifty Shades of Grey were the top THREE books of the decade and we should all be ashamed of ourselves. Debate brought up at work the other day. Does Santa deliver wrapped or unwrapped presents? I say wrapped. Even if this is totally fake, you won’t be able to stop watching it. Cat plays Dr. Dre. https://www.instagram.com/p/B6Ra7ICAszl/?igshid=1izfu3liofa40 Sloan’s Tap & Burger sells a Ramen burger if you are into that, and I have never heard of one of those. Midwestern Saloon has surprisingly INCREDIBLE food, and plays sports, and I highly recommend. I had the Grilled Cheese Benedict this weekend, and it was almost better than the Breakfast Mac & Cheese I had the time before. If you go eat at Thai Gold in Golden, get the #59 dinner. I don’t like that food, but it was the best pick at the table. Dress warm though. They apparently don’t believe in heat in their cute little house atmosphere. We did the Waterworld light thing in the parking lot. Worth the money, but you have to find a loophole to dodge the INSANE line system with cars. Need an off the beaten path gift idea? Swanky Pickings is where we bought our record player and we always stop by when on Tennyson Street. Just down the street is Feral, and the discount racks in the back have the best prices on expensive winter gear, as long as you don’t mind that someone else wore it at some point in its life. We had to kill an hour before the Waterworld lights, and Park Center is the coolest karaoke bar I have been to in quite some time. Plan on doing an Uber rider to there next time…so I can have a couple pops and actually get in line and sing. Colin Jost is dating Scarlett Johansen? That doesn’t jive. That says something about one of them…just not sure who. Chris Rock was on SNL with Eddie, and he might be rich, but he looks like crap. He actually has come full circle and LOOKS like he did in New Jack City back in the day, as the junkie. Yes, they apparently have started making koozies for White Claw cans. DO go to Avanti Wolf Bar and do the pop-up bar. DO go to Senor Bear and order the queso. DO go to LoHi and order the smoked blue burger. Magical. DO go to Postino during HH and order the $5 pitcher of whatever beer you want. Killer deal (it is actually only two pints worth, but still a good deal). Do also go to So Damn Gouda on 44th. It is a cheese shop with a great cheese plate you can do for a light lunch. Great stuff, and has hard to find cheeses from around the world. Do go to Billy’s Inn and order the bacon and cheese stuffed burger. It is low fat, so it won’t hurt you. It is not low fat. Well, you can eliminate Washington as a state I would move to. Loved it before. Been to it and it is fantastic. But, CNN just reported that a two inch long Asian Hornet has been spotted there. They kill and eat honeybees. I probably would have a heart attack if I saw one within 10 feet of me. Finally, Happy Festivus AND Merry Christmas.
- 10. THE FILLERBUSTER: I was at a Festivus party last week (had it a week early) and the “list” came up as a group conversation. The list, folks. Who would be the five people on your list if you met and your spouse had to allow it? Mine was Scarlett, Margot, Halle, Rihanna, and Megan Fox. Wildcard, and can be placed anywhere on the list (she is new-haven’t decided on positioning) is Halsey. I am kind of hooked on the song Graveyard right now. I got Lindsey some killer gifts with one mic drop. But, I seem to think that every year, and there is no mic drop. She always wins Xmas. My new thing in betting is taking two money lines in a two-team parlay. It has been working out killer in hoops. For the 1000th time, cream cheese should be put on every single food dish, all the time. I just paid $500 to have our air ducts cleaned by a company. There is nothing like throwing down money for something you don’t really understand as far as process, and then not having anything visible to show for it. I hope this is clean air I am breathing right now. I have been using chess analogies a lot more lately. For example, I will say “I am just a bishop in this game. I only do l’s.” I still am processing that my wife hasn’t seen the movie Casino. That just isn’t right. We went to church on Saturday, and Flatirons is fine and all, but watching a sermon on a monitor (multiple locations) is just weird. Great tunes though. It is like Skillet playing at church. Watching a 10 team plus parlay come together is one of the most fascinating things about betting. It just stays on your bet slip, and suddenly you are like “ONE more, dammit.” Then, of course, you hedge. My wife wanted me to buy this Lasik special, but I have dailies, and I just can’t imagine paying money to eliminate that 6 seconds of my life each morning. LOVE daily contacts. We watched a special on the Galapagos Islands the other night, and I can’t believe we are there in two months. Surreal. I better go practice my Spanish today.
- 11. TWEET OF THE WEEK
ALTERNATE CATEGORIES THAT DIDN’T MAKE THE CUT:
- THE BEST WORKOUT SONG EVER FOR THIS WEEK (because the best song this week IS the best song ever…for now):
- QUOTE OF THE WEEK
- LINKS TO SAVE YOU TIME IN LIFE
- TRAVEL
- THIS WEEK’S LIST
- MY NUMBERS
- GONE FISHING (the riddle for money):
- PICS BY MY PIXEL (pictures from my phone):
- LIFEGUARD ENTRY:
- NHL
The theme? Just a simple mix of St. Nick and Star Wars. Not splitting the atom over here.
And our weekly reminder of the greatest sequel ever made coming out next summer… Top Gun 2. And now we have a NEW trailer. Yay. What did we learn? I think Maverick does some cool teaching stuff, and then gets orders to fly a spy plane in a conflict, and told he probably won’t live through the mission. Then, it can be done, and he is still the man. And died in battle like his father. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIgYcrHiTgw
That’s it for today. Hope you enjoyed or are at least more informed. Remember two things. First, feed yourself, feed your family, but always, always remember to…feed the wolf. Second, if you can’t spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker. Will I blog again? That is a CLOWN question, bro. As one shepherd said to the other shepherd, let’s get the flock out of here.
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