Today was a bad day.

October 16, 2016 Filler

(I would stick around for this one…just saying)

Read it, don’t read it, I don’t care…just needed to get some things off my chest.

In no particular order of chronology or importance…

On the clock. No, it is not an airplane cast. Sunday afternoon blog. Semi-speed version. Let’s turn and burn.

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Greetings and salutations, people. Thanks for coming aboard (the boat). Let’s move.
Mom, sign off. This one is going to be abrasive.
Joseph, sign off.
I am serious. Actually, my brother, Matt, you sign off too.
Read the disclaimer, sensitive, people.
(waiting)
Intern Doug is always scared of me after a Steelers loss, so there will be no editing.
Ready?
Yes, there will be prizes, you very shallow people. Rudy.
People. Don’t know who Rudy and Ralph are? Probably better that way…
I was looking for a TOTALLY different picture, but then I got reminded how my midget cat got named Charlee.
I could watch that movie over…and over…and over…
I have but one regret in life (overlooking my 5-6 BIG time mistakes). I could have been Goose…a Rio..in an F-18. I let my vision of being Maverick blind me. But, as I tell myself every single day of my life…every single mistake in my life led me to my wife. Therefore, I love every mistake.
You think I am joking? Every single path in life could have affected me meeting Lindsey. I don’t deserve her. BUT, I LOVE every single mistake.
(Going on Bovada to make sure my parlay came in)
(On editing, the parlay came in.)
$5. Midnight expiration. What is THE most offensive thing someone can say about the college that they went to? HATE it.
I just got a porn email and sexual offender email back to back. Weird.
#twocatmark is being affected in many ways…wait…forget that hook. I will include pics later but will not expand on that hook.
It means I don’t have as much of MY time.
I told you to log off, mom and Joseph.
Lost my ass on big bets yesterday. Hit a parlay to break even.
Lost my ass on big bets today. Hit a parlay to break even.
My system is working flawlessly.
And then bet heavy on tonight. I need closure. Plus, I just closed three very big deals at work. I feel a little more…free.
I will Paypal anyone who sends me a hard copy of Inferno and give them $10. I might actually own it, but I don’t feel like getting up to look. Deadline is 10/23.
I can’t believe Joey AND Chandler are coming back at the same time. Is this a conspiracy? Too many jokes?
My cat scratched the hell out of Lindsey last night. Lindsey is still explaining to me how he is a good cat. I am just telling her I didn’t lock him in a closet. I was going to paste a photo, but maybe you should just follow me on all social media. Just throwing that out there.
Tragedy about Tyson Gay. I would feel more horrible if you didn’t cheat at sports.
Yup. That was rude. I get it.
Maybe Kaep will kneel again.
LOVE that the Bills chanted “USA” before they smoked him today.
Yes I said those two things Get your own freaking blog or stop reading this one. I am very, very rude. But, I write well.
I have never hung out with a Panthers fan before or even thought they existed, but let’s just say…we had a moment today at about 217pm.
GOOD moment. We both joked about doing ten more shots IF our teams would have won. But. Here I am at home on my couch.
I am mad today because of the Steelers. Ross, text me “poker” by 10pm and I will hand you $5 tomorrow.
I love Ross. He is pretty much the man, and I will light you up if you differ in that opinion. Luckily, he can light you up by himself if I am not around. BADASS.
The guy who lives .5 miles from me said his phone died, had a text delay, was at the same concert I was last night, and I am about to light him up.
Plus, first time in 1 year I am playing with MY money.
We need a backup QB. Landry Jones and Andrew Luck might have been the reason why I called my wife the first time, but Landry SUCKS.
I will wear my hat backwards until I am 70.
I am mad enough for not having my soul patch.
No one comes into THIS house without paying the price.
I never noticed Clay with the broom at the end of the commercial until my wife told me.
Ice Tea-lemonade commercial is still.. the best ever.
Not only did my boys lose, but I took them in the losers pool. DAMMIT.
I do so many parlays these days that I have to write them down.
But, no one knock the phone out of my hand.
Seriously, that Inferno bet stands.
Pancho, stop drawing boobs on my blog list. This thing is sacred.
Ralph, read the blog. Tell me what 1+4 is by 7pm tonight and get $3.
Maggie, see you next quarter for a kegger. For $20 by 7pm, who did the Red Sox play when I snuck into Fenway. Actually, tough question. $40.
WELCOME to my fantasy team, finally, Golden Tate and Gronk. Geez. Took you all a WHILE.
Tennessee didn’t even show up. The Fillerbuster was very, very wrong on that team. Rickey Henderson and the Fillerbuster are very, very sorry.
That is funny. You all just don’t get the joke. Wasted joke.
Watching shows about moving to the Caribbean really, really, really make me sad. If I sell a lot suddenly, and Lindsey and I oddly disappear for a couple days, know that we are GONE. I would start your search at Secret Beach, but don’t try too hard.
Seriously, I showed a boring picture of where I have been so you don’t come.
Leave us alone. Tell my mom and dad I love them. Well, I will tell them soon on my surprise visit.
$40 karma guy has not paid me back yet. Karma is not yet complete. He and I have been within 1 mile of each other all weekend, I have been available, and he has balked. Sketchy. Getting my $40 and getting the hell out of this deal.
Seriously. Close your eyes. Can you imagine the Cubs and Tribe in the WS? I can’t. Magical. Let’s make a movie. Not sure how they have shut down the Blue Jays bats so well. Loser vs. loser.
The more I think I think about it, the more I think it is true. I am kind of like Charlie Sheen with no money and the best woman in the world.
I may or may not have told my wife she needed an hour nap because I wanted to blog (on editing, I didn’t come close to finishing).
Thoughts and prayers, friends and family of Dennis Byrd. Great guy. Great player.
Cam Newton is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good at press conferences. Go rent a scooter, dude.
I don’t hate the Cavs. I hate the Cavs in 2016-2017 though. I hate JR Smith almost as much as I hate Tim Tebow. Wait. No. That is fair. I hate both of them SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much.
You know what? Even though Vince is a slacker and hasn’t written my requested article, I will say this. MJ had these guys. He played the hand he was dealt. No super teams. Everyone else sucks (outside of OR).
The sailing commercial is almost as good as the Ice Tea commercial.
Nah.
Read the f&*(*$% sign.
Ignore Drunk History. OK. Miss the best thing on earth. Whatever. Will you at least watch the Timothy Leary episode?
Everyone has Houdini’s death all wrong. I know the story. I can tell you. One of my favorite stories. NOT a water tank.
Mom. Dad. Remember when I tried to surprise you by flying home with no money and couldn’t even rent a car? Great idea. Wrong execution. I have money now. I am coming to surprise you…very soon. Hunting you down. Be aware. Although I want to go to Disney, I won’t.
I laugh at dumb stuff. The last time I laughed out loud was Friday. When Fallon said singing in the shower was a “Soap Opera.”
Every time I think I should have made it for something, I think of Jimmy Fallon. He can sing, dance, talk, and is MADLY talented.
What city was I in when I dropped my phone in front of five guys, said I was from Jersey, and I would take them one. at. a. time. And then they let me walk????????????? $20 10pm tonight.
Who, in my opinion whether right or not, was the first singer to have a handless microphone? $5 by 10pm tonight.
I hate Cris Collinsworth SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much.
So, Duke gets waxed, and they are working on changing college football rules? Noted.
I think Duke football had the fastest rise to prominence…ever.
Yes. #twocatmark went to Home Depot yesterday and bought two child proof barriers for the next step in the two cat integration. I lost my shit like Timmons today when I went into the bedroom 10 minutes after setting up the purchase and finding my 2 inch by 2 inch cat on the OTHER side of the 64 inch barrier.
Seriously, maddening.
You know? For as many huge bets as I lost this weekend, I still ended up even. I love parlays.
I think the thank you notes segment of Fallon is my favorite thing ever.
Soup? Did my boy come and visit you? $20 if Soup reads this and tells me my favorite Seinfeld episode by 10pm tonight.
One of my FAVORITE people on this earth. Guy on the right and one of the largest individuals you have ever met.
Ignore every single blog before this. Tennessee sucks. Bama is very good. I know NOTHING.
I am not surprised the Tribe is winning. I am surprised they are keeping the Jays bats so quiet.
Tribe. Ralph. $20 if you tell me what team completed my parlay on Saturday. 10pm Tonight.
Ralph/ Rob K. is too cool for my school. He doesn’t read this out of spite.
Dan likes “stay tuned.” I like “more to come.” Dan, 10pm tonight for $3. _____ and pepper. Not Morton.
My wife came out of the bedroom last night making sure I wasn’t going to go to sleep on the couch watching Rounders (happens more often than you think). Revenant was on. Leo. Watch the preview two years ago, went to the first showing in Denver and told you and everyone he won best actor. Powerful. Moving. Disturbing. Badass.
read the story on the
Read the story on the bear scene. BAD ass.
Seriously, if the Cubs and Indians are in the World Series??????????????
Rudy. $3 by 10pm tonight. Not even close. My favorite Husker.
Rudy is the ONLY person beside Tom Selleck to rock a mustache and make it work.
$1 consolation prize by telling me what I call 2009. Starts with a “d.” 10pm.
Scott knows.
Thoughts and prayers, Quentin Groves. I remember watching you play.
But, I would like to die skydiving, getting eaten by sharks, getting stung by killer bees, or…just in the water.
F-U Aquaman. I would own you. Or, maybe I AM Aquaman already.
Seriously. Think about it. I maybe AM Aquaman. Have I ever been beaten up in the water? Have I faked a sea urchin injury to make me appear mortal? Have I swum with dolphins? Was I the best swimmer? Did I always talk shit to Superman? Yeah. Think about it. And you think I am sleeping…
Rob M., who reads this while shitting…$3-favorite WSP song. 10pm.
Thanks for inviting me, DJ Rob. I know that place. Done it twice. LOVE the way down too.
$20 for anyone who can name that song and my #2 WSP song. 10pm.
$50 if anyone knows where I saw WSP in first show. Scott? 10pm.
All of those expire at 10pm tonight. I am not made of money. I actually only hope that Ross wins everything. So…rooting for you, old man.
Speaking of Ross, and this expires at 10pm tonight, Mr. Fine. What was the game that changed our lives and I made the right call on? Elite 8 game. $5. 10pm.
$50 for anyone besides my wife who can name that game. I was locked out of my place that night.
Nigel. Love your message. Take a knee. I am being sarcastic.
Kaep, take a knee so I can make more fun of you.
Wait, Hillary and Donald are our final two contestants for President. Nothing can be funnier. Seriously, Lindsey and I are choosing our lots in Belize.
Ha. READ THE SIGN. WHAT’S WITH THESE PEOPLE. Ice Tea. $1 for someone who comes to my desk before 8am and says READ THE SIGN.”
That would be a possible 10 people…people roll in at 8am.
You know what? $3 for the same bet.
Kaytie. 10pm deadline. $5 Name my two favorite rappers. THAT is easy.
Do you know how Lettuce got their name? I would tell you, but let’s do $4 before 10pm for the answer.
BADASS that Kershaw is starting Game 2 after closing out Game 5. I love him. Shame his team is going to get SMOKED.
I think it is dumb that McGregor is talking to Rousey through the media.
I don’t know if you understand how deeply it hurts when my boys lose.
Do YOU understand how hard it is to be accurate every single day writing a sports blog?
Yes. There should have been an interference call in the Seattle game. THANK you for not calling that, refs.
I offered $15 for a one page article about sports two weeks ago. You all suck (except for Ben). No payment now. Someone WRITE something. You won’t become famous on my blog. But, I guarantee that more people will read your thoughts than BEFORE you wrote the damn article.
I forgot how amazing Lettuce was. Forgot also that they used to walk into Boston bars and said “Let us” play. See where I went there.
Baxter. Never hung out with him oddly, but I love Boston, I love Tom Brady, and I love you. So, for $20 by 10pm tonight…what is my favorite spot in Boston? Trick question. Told you one time in passing.
I am trying to decide who I hate more for no reason…Phil Mickelson or Cam Newton.
For no reason…
$10 for ANYONE who can name me my two favorite show theme tunes of the mid 80’s. Hint. A. M.
THANK you Arkansas.
I still have itchy eyes. Do I have a disease?
The fact the Lettuce ended with Sounds Like a Party is dirty…tight…and so beyond most of you younger people.
My biggest compliments in life are “tight” or “dirty.”
Last night, somehow we got talking about how I would defend my home. Know that I am a Jersey dude with a legit Samarai sword under my bed. I actually can’t imagine a worse night than a robber running into a pissed off, half asleep, not trained, Jersey dude with a Samarai sword.
Listen. I invite your two cat humor. I am trying to make money off of it. Know this. I am working out now big time. I would venture to guess the only person who could beat my ass right now would be my truck pulling, tractor wheel pushing, trained, brother…
I am OK with that.
I think if I had ONE regret over the weekend, I would say I would have bet Clemson a million more times and not thought about it.
Soup. Call me.
In case you have to rely on “blog notifications,” I will say this. Mark Filler 2.0 is going very well. Don’t know what 2.0 is? Read the sign. We all have been fearing this day.
Someone drew nice looking tits on my blog list. Amazing the written shit I get on my list when at a bar.
Ed Hochuli is HUGE. And getting bigger every year I swear. Dude is 65.
You know what. I didn’t go gray area. I behaved. Sorry for the false alarm. I am a very, very, very nice man.
You have not done anything in life unless you have drank a Mickey’s AND figured out the bottle cap.
You have not done anything in life until you go to Sancho’s Broken Arrow’s bathroom slightly askew.
I just love Back to the Future.
Just because I am two Cat Mark, it doesn’t mean I don’t recognize her cuteness. I can beat up most people making fun of me.
She is on social media. Charlee_the_munchkin
If it makes you feel better, I will make you feel better. Lettuce sucked. I am lying.
I truly hope you enjoyed or at least more informed. Will I blog tomorrow? That is a CLOWN question, bro. Peace.
And, unless you are an idiot, no day is a good day when the Steelers lose.