#twocatmark

Typically, this is my long winded blog day.  But, with subscribers not getting emails, the Steelers playing in 3.5 hours, and my lovely lady coming home at about the same time, I am one sentencing each hook.  Let’s move.

1.  It is early, but yes, I was wrong on the carrier games, and about time IU came back and about time 15,000 top five recruiting classes did something in Zona.
2. I quit trying to throw parties, I don’t have enough friends, and for the 7 of you who WERE here, let’s just say you are on my A list forever.
3. I need to stop hosting UFC fights because no one ever gives me money for the fight except for Casey.
4. I think we all knew that Conor would bring it last night.
5. The Martian is on in the background, and I think I would be Matt Damon and his humor if left by myself on a planet.
6. I hang out pretty well by myself in general, so being alone on a far away planet would not bother me much.
7. Of course, I would have to train to be an astronaut first…sounds like a big task.
8. Who goes to Pete’s Gyro’s after a depressing soccer match?
9. At least I got my $40 back though.
10. I have figured out a way to fight the whole shady hardware store/ bank/ Bovada problem…WIN.
11. I plan on doubling my money again, switching sites, and then giving them a bad name.
12. Well, I guess Florida State DOES think they still have something to play for.
13. No sign of Intern Doug still…giving him another week.
14. The Martian is really a brilliant movie, and if you haven’t seen it, stop reading this and go rent it.
15. Now.
16. Waiting.
17. OK, so evidently we have people left who HAVE seen The Martian.  Let’s keep going.
18. I have a wife and a lot of younger friends who really take a lot of naps and are tired a lot of the time.
19. I am the freaking Energizer Bunny.
20. There is another Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure in the works?
21. The originals from Ghostbusters make an appearance in that chick flick remake I have been dodging?
22. Listen, Allosaurus is the best dinosaur, Triceratops is second, the Golden Eagle is the best bird, and we can go out for drinks if you want to know why.
23. I think STP is like Tracy McGrady in basketball, and that it could have been the best band ever if Scott wouldn’t have done so much drugs (and Tracy was injured all the time).
24. I hope you realize that I told you all 5 years ago Stephen Colbert was destined for great things.
25. But, he DID flame out on joking about Twitter and how it would fail.
26. Yes, I buy one beer for a random person when out and about…random drinks of kindness.
27. I am really nervous and excited for the Steelers’ statement game in a bit…don’t call me.
28. Well, unless you want to apologize for not coming to my UFC party, which was fun without you.
29. I rarely do NOT have fun.
30. My big regret this weekend is not playing golf.
31. Yes, it is 70 degrees still in Denver.
32. When the snow comes, I am calling it will be a blizzard.
33. I have a 4Runner…bring it.
34. Bama is very, very, very real, folks.
35. I decided to celebrate my wife being away with how I was when I was single…meaning I fell asleep both nights on the couch watching Rounders.
36. I think I took some Instagram photos of my TV while watching one of the greatest movies of all time.
37. Glad I signed that napkin before marriage saying I can’t bet on or against OU for the rest of my life, because that 18 points and Baylor were talking to me.
38. Listen, if Pop doesn’t like Trump, then we all don’t like Trump…correct?
39. I missed sound on the first half of the US-Mexico match, and didn’t know until today that the players got jackass to change the formation.
40. Why wouldn’t he go 4-4-2 the whole time?
41. My personal favorite story of the week…woman who is 108 years old dies one week after the Cubs won the World Series.
42. Kentucky is good in basketball, so therefore I think it was weird that they pretended like they were good at football this year.
43. The Sixers won a game, and still have ONE two many PF’s…see what I did there?
44. A moment of silence for our fallen subscribers…we will have them back…but NOT YET.
45. Normally, I would put a Gladiator picture after that comment, but my nerves are shot before the Steelers game…jonesing.
46. When I mentioned the Bovada thing, I wanted to tell you I was at zero and then hit every single bet yesterday…every one.
47. I apparently am becoming a little bored with Instagram…I only post about 5 pictures a weekend now instead of 200.
48. Some people have fantasy football decisions, and some people like me just start whoever isn’t on bye.
49. My mustache looks horrible, this is the furthest I have made it into November without shaving, and someone last night I didn’t know actually noticed I had something above my lip.
50. I think the Saints win today.
51. If the spread of the NE-Seattle game goes below 7, I am all over the Pats.
52. When I said I didn’t miss anything yesterday  in bets, I forgot to tell you that I wasn’t home in the early afternoon, when I would have missed every single game.
53. Great plan I have.
54. I shot -18 in Gtee last night, and should have shot -21 under…getting it back.
55. I am better than you, the person you know who is good, and his friend.
56. I think Bryce Petty, and always have thought, will be a solid NFL QB.
57. I feel like the Rams have been considering starting Goff for about every single game.
58. The Martian is such a good movie that I ALMOST forgot to switch it to football.
59. Almost…two minutes late.
60. I might have looked weird taking a photo at my dive bar, but it is MY dive bar.  
61. #twocatmark 
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63. I am #twocatmark so I can post pics of my cats and still challenge you in a fight whenever you want.
64. My parents are so cool that A) they are down with me staying by the ocean when I go see them in less than a month and B) they send me pics OF the beach before I come.
65. Listen, people, I am freaking Aquaman…get over it.
66. Greg P. is one of my favorite people in life, and although I introduce him to my bad habits, I would take a bullet for the guy.
67. Clemson loses, Michigan, and Washington all lose, and shhhhhhhh…OU might be back in the mix.
68. I don’t know how I forgot to take the money line on USC, because I told everyone to do so.
69. #twocatmark might not be this tough, but this is an amino acid drinking kitty lover right HERE.  
70. Well, he joined me for the whole day, so I can’t complain about him or the fact that he was cold ALL NIGHT.  
71. Well, at least someone got to use the mask…  
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73. Have a party, and someone actually thought this was a good pic…of Trump.  
74. You are insecure as a man if you don’t know your top three man crushes…Damon, JT, Brady for me.
75. Listen, I am still trying to figure out how to make money off of it, but I will OWN having two cats..gang sign.
76. That’s it for today.  I have to go pre-stress before the Steelers game.  Hope you enjoyed or are at least more informed.  Will I blog tomorrow?  That is a CLOWN question, bro.  Peace.