What a day. Pride. US Open. Fathers Day. GOT. Game 7.

Read it, don’t read it, I don’t care…just needed to get some things off my chest.

In no particular order of chronology or importance…

On the clock.  Not an airplane cast.  Sunday afternoon cast.  Speed version.  Let’s turn and burn.

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1. Greetings and salutations, folks.  Thanks for coming aboard (the boat).  Let’s move.
2. Someone asked me why JJ always was front and center during Sunday casts.  I just said “because we all hope to be as cool as him at some point in life.”  Keep trying, folks.  I am too.  
3. I will put this simply. Pride Parade was today, I went, and now I am at total peace in the world as Lindsey is at Father’s Day stuff for four hours, I have the leaders teeing off in the US Open, Game of Thrones is later, Game 7 is later, and I am trying to figure out a more perfect day than today.
4. Hey.  We know that guy.  
5. You meet me out of work.  You might be in my blog.
6. There will be prizes.  Co-workers are just DUMB for not reading this blog.  Marty, I will throw you a softball since you a subscriber and since you check it every time I write this.
7. I actually don’t care if you read this thing. I just want you to click on my link.  All about clicks and Twitter followers.
8. Ready?
9. This will be fun.
10. I will do coded prizes for about 20 people…except for Marty. He is my guy.  All you other people have to work for it.  
11. Marty.  Let’s just clear this out.   Who is your favorite football team?  Text me the name of the Corn… and I will buy you a Monk at Torchy’s.  Midnight.
12. I will buy you one regardless dude.
13. Ralph, who shouldn’t ever have a championship ring?   Initials are JRS.
14. Ralph might read this IF twenty people texted him…maybe 25.   $20.  EIGHT PM, dude.
15. Ralph and I went to a strip club this weekend and him and Court were NUTS.  Ralph was on the pole.  I kind of shy away from Ralph, because he hangs out socially so much.  I like to go under the radar.
16. Lindsey was a little uncomfortable as Court took off her shirt on the pole.
17. Hang out with Rob.  Crazy guy.  I can’t hang personally. 
18. That’s not Rob, but it is the first image that pops up when you Google him.  that is funny.  Rob is like the CIA.  Doesn’t believe in social media.  I can’t wait to tease him tomorrow after the Cavs lose tonight.
19. Yes, you are right. Ralph going out with anyone anywhere is a very, very tall tale.  Marty and I always had to say to him “WE WANT TO GO HOME.”
20. Back to the blog.
21. I might be in heaven watching a Major right now, but I want to get back to watching the Major. Therefore, ONE sentence per hook.  Prizes will be dealt.  Come back another time for more thoughtful stuff.  I have a full time job and am watching my third favorite thing…ever.
22. Final Four, Masters are #1 and 2.
23. O.A.R. is an incredible band.  
24. Hoban has informed me that you can see DJ’s dick when he walks from the tee to the green.
25. I would think that The Great One’s daughter should get…a great one.  
26. I admit to not seeing one minute of OJ’s thing. I witnessed it real time.  I have memory.  I will watch it at some point.
27. Men get a rap for asking directions and not cleaning…I clean everything in our pig sty AND ask anyone close for directions anywhere we are.  I am the cleaner.  
28. Seriously, when was the last time you saw that movie.  Incredible.
29. Hoban has ascended to one of my favorite people ever, not saying that is a long list, but I don’t invite anyone over to my place to watch Majors…ever.  
30. Hoban thought that this was a side of bread sticks.  It was obviously more.
31. Hey, Knicks. You have an owner who loves the triangle, you hired a coach who doesn’t know the triangle, and Derrick Rose can NOT run the triangle.  You need to be tall and able to shoot to run the T.  
32. I have cried during cartoons and movies when dogs die, and I will tell you this. The end of of Finding Dory is very, very stressful.
33. I was worried they would find her.  Deeply.
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35. $10 if you tell me who thought of the term “hook.”  Midnight.  $50 if the guy who thought of it texts me.
36. Coyote Ugly allows you to buy two shots at a time, which was beneficial before going into Finding Dory.  
37. Avery.  
38. Do you realize that if DJ loses today, he goes home to THIS?  
39. I know I already showed this, but she is really, really hot.
40. Not a bad life.
41. I wish that RexRyan had a microphone on him all the time.  
42. He does realize that Buffalo is more of an armpit than Jersey, right?  Jersey makes fun of Buffalo.  That is all we have.
43. Someone tell me that Conjuring 2 sucks so I can save blog material and time out of my life.  There is no way the best horror movie since this one has a sequel that rocks more.  
44. Comikhan and Pride the same weekend…interesting.
45. LT.  $20 to name the airport that we got stuck at on a Friday night.  Midnight.
46. I think Derrick Rose and Tracy McGrady should go out and get…hammered.  
47. A ticket for the Game 7 Cavs-Warriors game went for $50k. There better be a swallow, romp, stay, and morning thing going on for $50k.
48. Sorry, mom. That is a lot of money for a ticket.  
49. Just stop reading, mom. I might start being funny or cussing.  This is my blog.
50. Woody Paige, you know old baseball, but I would destroy you at any other sport…playing or talking about.
51. You were a dick to me in Detroit at the Final Four.  I hate Woody Paige and I will get famous just to put him down.  
52. Hey, Bruce Arian, you are doing fine, stop dissing the Steelers, and why would you go there?
53. Hoban asked me my most important sporting events. Steelers, Masters, Steelers, US Open, Steelers, Cavs anything, Wimbledon, US Soccer, and…Steelers.  More to come on this.
54. I think that if I could throw the baseball 95 MPH, I would be a dickhead like Arrieta.  Basically, if I was rich or famous, I would be more of a dickhead than I already am.  
55. That’s right, Ice.  I AM dangerous.
56.  I know the Pens won the Cup, but that demoted Mr. Hockey from the SI cover?
57. Andrew Landry with sunglasses looks kind of like my colleague, Andrew Nelson. $40 to Andrew if he texts me “fillerbuster” by midnight.
58. Here is Landry.  
59. This is Nelson.  
60. Andrew, by midnight, what is my #3 man crush dude.  $5.
61. When is Bourne coming out again? Oh, that’s right.  I bought out the movie theater for the weekend.
62. You think I am joking.  I seriously bought out the entire Pavilions.
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64. It is not as expensive as you think it is.
65. Who is NOT an Iceland soccer fan right now?
66. I like lists.  
67. Hoban thought that the $7 jalapeno bread was…not a full pizza.  
68. Wow.  Lee Westwood wonders why he has never won a Major.  Well, going from -3 to +6 doesn’t help your cause.
69. They are playing Dave Matthews going to commercial. I have met him, had a shot with him, and saw him for $4 every Tuesday at Trax.  And beat him at pool at Oasis.  UVA is the best.  All other U’s just suck.  
70. Ben, I will send you $100 if…you name add up my favorite PG number, my favorite QB number, and add my favorite baseball player jersey number.
71. I will send you $1 if you just get one of them.
72. Steve H.  You have also given up about $100 for not reading this blog. 1+1 answer-text me by 8pm.
73. Mister Mister.  Dope song.
74. Do you think MM will be like he is in all other movies and Lincoln commercials, or will the new movie be like Time To Kill?
75. Time to Kill was badass.  True Detective was badass.  
76. Jimmy Fallon is very, very, very talented.  Every time I want to hate him, he sings, dances, recites, or does something else badass.  
77. Damn, Barrymore is such a bitch.
78. Dan M. Guy sits next to me.    What is my favorite type of Cheez Its and why?   Midnight.  $20.  
79. Greg P. $40.    Three favorite letters of this past weekend.  
80. Maggie C..  $60.  What would I NOT want to do after a Phish concert?  Midnight.  $20.  
81. Dave R. Given up about $200 in prizes thus far you have blown.  $20.  Midnight.  Name me my #1 poker movie ever.
82. Erika C.  $5.  Midnight.  What is my extra stomach for?  
83. Rob R. $1.  What town are we going to Wednesday?  Midnight.  $5.  I don’t think he even knows what a blog is.
84. Ponto.  $50.  Midnight.  Add my right wing jersey number with my left wing jersey number from Sega 1994 and you get…  Midnight.  $5.
85. Ponto.  Fuck it.  I will give you $100.  I could never be beat at Sega Hockey back in the day.
86. Warriors win tonight. 106-98.  Cleveland suffers some more.
87. Ben L. $40.  Name of the bar we took the water taxi to.  Midnight.
88. Jon Snow better get LittleFinger’s Knight’s of Vale. And Ramsey better get eaten by a wolf.  
89. Since I made the buffer day rule, I am cancelling the buffer day rule.  Tonight is the bastard bowl, and ALL talk at the water cooler is legal.  Everyone needs to watch GOT tonight.  Clear?
90. Cerk.  One of my best friends.  Midnight.  $20.  Text me four letters that signify my third favorite author of all time.
91. Vince.  I know I owe you a beer.  Ready?  $50.  Midnight.  Name me the player that I pretended to be in 1993 to get girls.  This is an extremely tough question.  I might pay you double if you get it.  Might.
92. Walt.  Welcome.  No prizes for you today.
93. I am getting closer to 500 followers on Twitter and I wish I could tell you how important that is in my life to me.
94. I have 25 things I wrote down from hanging out with Hoban. I won’t write them all.  I will just say this.  If you haven’t hung out with Hoban for more than 45 minutes, than…you suck.  I promised I wouldn’t put a photo of him on this thing.
95. I will pass along one fact. The young kid who sports Puma (Dechanbeau of something like that), he has clubs all at same length as his 7 iron.
96. Joseph, you never got back to me as the best or second best game in college basketball history (1992 Duke, 1985 Nova) so I can’t give you an easy one. Got to make this tough.  Add my #1, #2, and #3 NBA players of all time jersey numbers.  What is the total?    $40.
97. That’s it, folks. Will I blog tomorrow?  That is a CLOWN question, bro.