When I started this rant, the LAST thing I thought that this rant have a theme that was Iron Eagle…but that is what happens…
Read it, don’t read it, I don’t care…just needed to get some things off my chest.
In no particular order of chronology or importance…
On the clock. You know what I figured out? When I I have a blog, I can talk whenever the hell I want. You can read it whenever you want. Boom goes the dynamite. Let’s turn and burn.
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1) Craig, your Michigan State bball team will be solid. Thanks for the invite to your place today. Craig is an ex-coworker is is doing quite nicely. He rescues dogs and demo’s software. They call HIM if no one will take a dog, and then he treats them like a prince. I am not in the place of life to own a dog and treat them well (need a fence), but enjoyed spending a couple hours with 8 dogs. His place is DOPE. Steam room, fire place in bathroom, pool table, acres and acres, and I would rank Bobby #1 and Layla #2 of you 7000 dogs.
2) Kurt. You are a punk. I am sure you will post it on our fantasy page that you got ink and I hate you, but I still win. You are reading my blog, biatch.
3) Blacklist is over the top and cheesy, but coming from someone that thinks that Top Gun is one of the greatest movies ever, I am ok with it.
4) The Following is also cheesy and over the top, but I am also down with it.
5) I didn’t watch This is the End last night. That is tonight. Critique to come. How brilliant? Actors playing themselves being in a world ending event. Brilliant.
6) Why am I blogging? Because life stops in this household for two reasons. The Steelers are on a bye. The Sooners are playing right now.
7) I was listening to the TV last night and heard “Vanilla Ice goes Amish.” Make your own joke. There are plenty. Doomb doomb doomb dum dum dum doombt. chhh.
8) Welcome, Brent. Nice talking some football with you, I blog every day, and sorry Andrea slacked on giving you my link.
9) Congrats to my “sponsor” last night, who prefers basketball, sponsors me for action on football, knows nothing about hockey, but won THREE separate bets on the Avs last night. In one game. The rich get richer. He doesn’t read this. We are good.
10) I wasn’t drunk on the plane, but still am confused why I would have taken Kansas at home plus 20 against Texas Tech. Maybe TIRED?
11) Speaking of Texas Tech, Nick. I need my badass North Face pullover back.
12) Let’s rank the abrasive shows that are high quality. After watching the last two episodes of Brickleberry and not being impressed, I am dropping them. I will go East Bound and Down, Family Guy, Brickleberry, and then South Park.
13) Yes, South Park was fourth.
14) UVA lost AT home at Ball State???????????????????? Mike London, I believe you mean well, but can you poke me on FB when we get a quality QB, WR, or RB? I will then pay attention. NO skill players…anywhere.
15) My brother sent me this. I am horrified of bees, wasps, and hornets. I wasn’t planning on going to China any time soon, but there is NO chance of it now. Freaks me the F%^& out. This is just wrong. http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/03/world/asia/hornet-attack-china/index.html
16) Northwestern is up on Ohio State. I am in Soonerville right now, and she didn’t noticed me lying about wanting to watch some of the game. I might pretend to get tired in a bit. Or food sickness and blame it on Craig.
17) I tore it out of the ESPN Mag and handed it to my girl saying it could be one of the best sports articles I have read in YEARS. PLEASE read the Dan Gable article in ESPN Mag. It is MOVING. http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/page/Dan-Gable/the-losses-dan-gable
18) I will be watching This is the End, but you better be DAMN straight I will be checking in on the Stanford-Washington game. The movie will probably take about 5 hours to watch because of it.
19) My buddy, Cerk, who is the most energetic dress upper I have ever met, is going to a roaring twenties party about now. I would LOVE to go to that party, but preparing a 20’s costume just hurts my head. He is MUCH more organized.
20) Seriously, write a blog. Or don’t complain about mine. I am just killing time with the legal pad paper ALWAYS in my pocket. It is fun.
21) Craig’s wife greeted me today by saying “you are the guy who ALWAYS carries around Ziplocs in case it rains.” She is right. It is SO smart.
22) A-Rod is still suing people. Docs, MLB, hospitals. If I had to bet who would go postal next, I would put my chickens in this basket or Jerry Sandusky.
23) Kareem talks. Snowball responds. One of them is always a mistake. Snowball, we are not saying you are DUMB, we are just saying you are an idiot. I know people who scored over 1200 on the SAT’s and ACT test who were later named Snowball by a passionate sports blogger. It happens. And DON’t say ANYTHING bad about Kareem.
23a) One of the dogs today had Achilles healing braces. I called the dog “Kurt” all day.
24) Ole Miss says there is no evidence that players yelled slurs during the school play about a gay student murdered. I back this up. They have SO many cameras on the audience during college school plays.
25) Obama says that it is a legitimate concern about the Redskins nickname. This is like asking Tiger on the turn if he is thinking about the layup on the 17th. You have other things to worry about..
26) Ask Obama about basketball if you want a caring response.
27) Did I just see a headline that the “Thunder win in Turkey?” It may or may not be true, but I still get goose bumps about basketball.
28) It would also stop my sponsor from thinking he was good about betting on hockey. Walk away like John Elway.
29) Nadal made a final and will be #1 in the overall rankings. That is no Djock.
30) If you are a regular reader, you know I find that funny. If you are a new reader, then now you know I am not very funny.
31) SO cool that the little kid who Nebraska let run a 69 yd TD during a practice game just got cleared for cancer REMISSION. SO cool. See? Nebraska has ONE cool thing about their state. Everything else about them SUCKS.
32) How about the Utah bball coach? He has caught TWO thieves in FOUR days. Dude is like the athletic, singular version of the Hardy Boys.
33) I think the US is winning the Presidents Cup. Will someone just text me on Sunday morning what I am rooting for? We can talk about the Masters next April.
34) Lindsey is SO passionate during an OU game. If I ever thought I stopped liking her, I could just watch an OU game with her and remember why we fell for each other.
35) Gronk is out again. I think New England is either messing with fantasy owners or getting bad info about when Gronk will come back.
36) Gronk is not on my team.
37) My list will be empty, but I might still blog tomorrow in front of TV on a day not involving the Steelers. Logan. You, Ben, and Vince know how much I LOVE this shit.
38) Navy beat the Air Force with the donor covering the travel costs. I think Air Force was doomed once the Navy had the best pilots AND came out with a movie that FOCUSED on that. Slider, you stink. We have boats and planes. You just have planes and your best movie is Iron Eagle.
38a) I still watched Iron Eagle back in the day though. I admit it. He should have played “Eye of the Tiger,” but we all have flaws.
39a) I am talking about freaking Iron Eagle…that is awesome…
39) Doc Rivers says that he would have vetoed a Jordan for Garnett trade. I agree.
40) If ANYONE didn’t know it was DeAndre Jordan we were talking about and not Michael Jordan, then you are an idiot and reading the WRONG blog. I just laughed out loud.
41) Tigers in 7 over Cards in case you didn’t read it the other night. Maybe 6.
42) I went to get a haircut at that $4 haircut place I mentioned before. The entire central part of Denver was shut down. Wrong move. I didn’t get a haircut.
43) Things are tense in my household. The Sooner are only up y 3 now.
44) Slow down, Peyton Manning. I heard they are running out of fireworks.
45) Jeers to Old Navy for running out of cargo shorts before I went today to buy them at $6 a shot. Dibs to them for me looking at a mannequin and buying the outfit at 30% off.
46) My colleague, Bob, has switched from eating bacon flavored jerky to SEAWEED.
47) Jameis Winston is a STUD.
48) Kurt, you are a PUNK.
49) I hope OU wins. Household is much more peaceful.
50) I just realized I am missing baseball.
51) That is it. Hope you enjoyed. Good to see you, Vince. Your Broncos are wrecking it. Will I blog tomorrow? That is a CLOWN question, bro. Peace.