Wild Thing.

I am watching football on my couch.  I have lots to say, but no cast template, hook, line, sinker, or river. Lots of action on games today.  Let’s move.

1.  Greetings and salutations, people.  Thanks for coming aboard (the boat).  Let’s move.
2. The Baylor-Texas game is starting to look like the OU-T Tech game from last week.
3. Oh, my wife is trying to start a movement.  Can you all follow our munchkin cat on Instagram? charlee_the_munchkin  
4. There, Lindsey.  I said it.  Moving on.
5. Michigan State did not get blown out probably like Mr. Khaki wanted them to.  They beat the spread.  That is all I care about.  
6. My colleague, Rob, has become a good salesperson, because I was all over Oklahoma State in the upset, but went WVA on his elevator speech.  I would be undefeated today otherwise.  Dammit, Ralph.
7. Intern Doug I believe is at the Cubs game with David Bauer, so sorry for any grammatical errors and let me know if YOU would like to join Kramerica.
8. I would like to thank UVA for giving me 15 minutes of total happiness and excitement…before they blew it with 1:57 left in the game.  Wow, that felt really good.  Especially after going for two instead of just an extra point.
9. UVA football when I went to school went 6-0, got ranked in the top 5 nationally, and then finished 7-4..like every single year. 
10. I think I only posted two photos on Instagram last night.  I am trying to curb my addiction.  But, I have a feeling we are in for an onslaught tonight.  Brunch.  Blog.  Dinner.  Party.  Concert.  Party.  Ugghhh.  I probably should be napping right now, but not really a napper.
11. I am kind of like the Energizer Bunny…for better or worse.
12. I am being Charlie Sheen from Major League tonight.  Couldn’t have timed a last minute costume ANY better aside from not being able to land an Indians jersey.
13. But, Lindsey drew the jersey on a white T-shirt before taking a nap.
14. Mark this down, no pun intended.  I am NOT being last minute next year at Halloween.  Come November 1, I am on constant lookout for a curly black wig, a top hat, black jeans, boots, and a fake electric guitar.  Slash.  I HAVE to be him on Halloween before I die.  
15. Flipping between games, and during the UF-UGA game, the announcer said two of my favorite things of the day.  There is a guy named Rodrigo Blankenship, and it was a “blustery day.”
16. LeBron, multi-millionaire, announced his bucket list to all of us because otherwise we wouldn’t be able to sleep at night.  It is tough being loaded with money and not being able to go to cool sports events.  Anyway, got me thinking anyway… Off the top of my head, Augusta, Kentucky Derby,  World Cup.  Obviously, Super Bowl, World Series, NBA Finals, yada, yada, yada.  Augusta and the Derby and World Cup are WAY far in front of anything else though.  
17. Thanks, LeBron.
18. Nov. 11 is Mexico vs. USA in FIFA soccer qualifying?  Noted.  That reminds me that I have to bring up to Lindsey how we are going to Russia in a couple years.  Noted also.  Should probably give her a heads up.
19. I wonder if my boss wakes up on the day of Halloween, gets told by his wife that he has some parties to go to, and then just throws on sunglasses and cool threads and calls it Pitbull.
20. Let’s do a moment of silence for our lost subscribers.  Wheels are turning, but I have to wait until there is an update on Jetpack and things should align again.
21. Moment of silence done.  Sorry they have to actually TYPE in the URL.
22. The 76ers aren’t going to win many games.  Might as well get that singer back in the house.
23. Tell your ladies to buy Lexington Avenue dresses.  Or, guys, BUY her one.  If I had a dime for how many times Lindsey gets comments on her dress nightly, I would be rich.
24. I had the Humboldt Farm Fresh Wine burger last night…the best burger in Denver.  But, I might have to wait longer until I have it again.  It lost something since our last get together.  Still great, but just not incredible.
25. I thought Tennessee-Jacksonville would be a boring game, but I assumed it would be boring in general and maybe like the Arizona-Seattle game.  I didn’t think Jacksonville wouldn’t show up.
26. But I have Murray on my fantasy team, so I enjoyed it.  Well, AND bet on it.  Good night.
27. Have I mentioned in the last 72 hours how much Frontier sucks?  $69 dollar flights to go see my folks.  Try to book.  By the time I put in seats, bags, etc., $293.  I will wait until I get Southwest or United.  Hate you, Frontier.
28. Even though I don’t believe in them, I got a flu shot.  Watch I get sick this year.  THEN, I REALLY won’t believe in them since I get sick maybe once every 12 months tops.
29. If Kayla Harrison is the next Ronda Rousey, can we line up a fight between Holly and Kayla so I don’t care about her anymore EITHER?  
30. An NFL fan poll tells us that ratings are down because of kneeling.  Weak.  I think Roger Goodell would take home the Family Feud #1 survey spot EASILY.
31. Can my two cats find ANYwhere else to play except for by ME when I am blogging?  Ugghhh.  #twocatmark
32. I think the midget cat likes me more than my wife too.  Don’t tell her that.  Not what I wanted.
33. So, CJ Anderson takes me down PERSONALLY in fantasy football on a Monday to put me under .500 and now is done for the season so he can’t hurt anyone else????  BS.
34. Slow sports day on Friday when I am hearing about Vikings coaching staff slashing stuffed animal throats.
35. WOW, I am glad Bovada didn’t list the Cal-USC game.  Wouldn’t allow me to bet it.  NEVER saw THAT score coming.
36. I think I SHOULD care more about the defamation suit victory, but I don’t.
37. Not sure what is worse.  Media printing a story about Kevin Durant staying late into the night shooting and yelling at no one after the bad loss…or me reading that article in full.
38. I wish I had $3k to blow and go to Wrigley.
39. PG James Harden thought he had a nice line at 34/8/17 until Russell threw down 51/13/10.  Wow.
40. Hello, Canadiens.  7-0-1.  Fancy.
41. I hate John Calipari, but he had a line I plan on recycling every single day of my future life.  “If I react to every barking dog, if I stop for every barking dog…then I will never get home.”  Love that for some reason.
42. This was my favorite tweet of the week thus far.    
43. Thinking the Cubs, rooting for the Tribe.  Only because my friend here will be very sad, and at least my Cleveland friends already had the Cavs.  
44. He will probably never text me, but glad to see my old friend John Ellis last night bartending at Fillmore.  Lindsey told me a couple years ago I was older, and that my friend didn’t work there anymore.  I still looked every single concert at every bar.  Last night I heard “FILLER!” and I won for the night.
45. Call me, John.  
46. Only bartender I MIGHT admit was better than me.
47. THEN, I had a couple co-workers going to a Silent Disco (which is now on my to do list), and found out my good buddy DJ Rob Meagher was DJing THAT event.  Small freaking world.  
48. His woman is pretty dope too.
49. I think I am tired of making fun of Greg Oden and just am glad he is back in Columbus finding himself.  He goes by “Greg.”  We just call him “the guy who was drafted before KD.”
50. Dammit  Already made fun of Greg again.  Sorry, bro.
51. I love my wife, but she better know she is paying for The Beast and Bottle brunches moving forward on HER card.
52. Place is awesome.  And expensive.
53. The decision has been made.  Jackson is getting a lion’s cut.  Sorry, bro.  Blue or red pill.  Blue pill was letting us get out your mats.  Red pill is this idiotic thing.  
54. Can someone BUY me those sunglasses already?   LOVE them.
55. I initially was worried about Jackson beating up on the munchkin cat.  I am actually now more concerned for Jackson.  This little shit is like Rocky against Clubber Lang or Ivan Drago.  Every time she gets knocked down, she attacks again.  She is like a piece of iron with small legs.  
56. We are going to the Thirsty Lion tonight.  Lindsey kept talking but all I heard was “the place where you love the mac and cheese.”
57. Love it.  Female in Chicago wants divorce suit to be settled with World Series tickets.
58. Watching Bill Murray do Take Me Out To The Ballgame was pretty much…epic.  
59. Daffy Duck…lol.
60. I feel like I will be 70 and still seeing Coco Crisp in the World Series.
61. I love IPA’s and I think Modus Hoperandi is the coolest name for a beer like…ever.
62. By the way, as a side note, I just want to warn you.  Given the present status of the Bama football team, I am just telling you if you abide by draft rules and look at draft classes and maturity…next year’s team will be better.
63. Not sure why you are talking trash to them, LSU, but you should read the above…again.
64. Can they drink in Utah at Gameday?
65. Where is Herschel Walker when we need him?  The NFL is the most popular major sport, but the trade deadline just passes every single year without anyone caring.
66. My highlight of the week was watching Steven Adams do a sky hook.  Why more tall players don’t use that move is BEYOND me.
67. I learned nothing during the Va Tech-Pitt game.
68. Can I take water resistance, add my Droid Turbo charge, and the Google camera and have my OWN phone?
69. Not sure what happened, but not even sad about missing my boys, Widespread Panic, this weekend.  One, I don’t have friends to go with to the show.  Two, Lindsey went to one show and that is IT for her.  Three, maybe I burned out after 110 shows.  Four, the venue in Broomfield SUCKS.  Five, I am lazy.
70. New fridge on Monday.  This affects Lindsey more than me as I can eat cold simple food out of a fridge all the time, and she has to cook stuff.  But, I like her, so I have gone out for meals a lot in the last three days.
71. We are at the point in the cat integration where we only turn around if we hear noise.
72. Media, stop releasing details about Fernandez.  I get it.  He was jacked up.  He was a great guy though.  Let it go.  (On a side note, I would think cocaine in your system would make you MORE attentive).
73. I know.  That was rude.
74. The Jags fired their OC?  Guys, congrats on making fans believe you are making strong moves.  I didn’t see you show up, but that is neither here nor there.
75. Oh, breaking news.  One freaking loss, and I only have to spend $1,900 on Wrigley tix.  I will wake up Lindsey and look under the mattress.
76. I have bet against or ON Texas 5 times this year.  I think they are trying to go 5-0 against me today.
77. Last minute bet was ND.  They also have screwed me.  Looks like they remembered who they were today.
78. That’s it for today.  Pics tomorrow.  Steelers bye.  I will use the blog template.  Hope you enjoyed or are at least more informed.  Will I blog tomorrow?  That is a CLOWN question, bro.  Peace.